The NeverEnding Story

The name is Jade Harley <3 galactictentabulge's coffee shop au

[theworldofcinema]

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

No touching.

[lasylphefatale]

Hello Everyone

It’s Been A Bit Quiet Recently So I Thought I’d Write A Poem For All Of You

Here It Goes

Roses Are Red

Violets Are Blue

This RP Is So Dead

And My Girlfriend Is Prettier Than You

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

that was incredibly gay of you kanaya

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wweeniehutjunior:

[wweeniehutjunior]

wwhy the fuck not 

because when i fuck up on my make up id like to wipe it off easily, uh fucking duh

you knoww makeup wwipes can take anythin off right

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

yeah but i hate starting all fucking over, you should understand, perfecting one side and having to match the other, youve done drag

[wweeniehutjunior]

q-tips and makeup removver girl please

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

shut up you twat

[lasylphefatale]

KANAYA, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU REMIND ME OF MY MOM? LIKE IT'S FUCKING FREAKY.

Is That SoAlthough I Must Admit Now That You Have Mentioned It I Can Get RatherMotherly, I SupposeNonetheless, However ‘Freaky’ It May BeI Would Probably Ease Up On Channeling My Maternal Instincts If You Bothered To Take Care Of Your Hair And Paid A Little More Attention To The State Of Your Wardrobe

[fuckstevia]

EXACTLY, THIS IS WHAT I FUCKING MEAN, YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE MY MOM. SCREW YOU, I’M A GROWN ADULT AND CAN HAVE MY HAIR HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT IT.

[lasylphefatale]

You May Be An Adult But I Still Reserve My Right To Advise You On Your Appearance As Your Friend

Pseudo Mother Figure

Whatever You Prefer

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

ha, suck it karkat

your hair sucks too

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wweeniehutjunior:

[wweeniehutjunior]

wwhy the fuck not 

because when i fuck up on my make up id like to wipe it off easily, uh fucking duh

you knoww makeup wwipes can take anythin off right

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

yeah but i hate starting all fucking over, you should understand, perfecting one side and having to match the other, youve done drag

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

I’M GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH.

[wweeniehutjunior]

noww wwhy wwould you wwant to do that

hm

you do look terrible wwhat the fuck happened

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

its fucking humid outside, want me to stick you outside for thirty minutes, im sure all that gel in your hair will melt right off

[wweeniehutjunior]

dont you havve wwaterproof makeup 

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

…… no

[wweeniehutjunior]

wwhy the fuck not 

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

because when i fuck up on my make up id like to wipe it off easily, uh fucking duh

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

I’M GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH.

[wweeniehutjunior]

noww wwhy wwould you wwant to do that

hm

you do look terrible wwhat the fuck happened

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

its fucking humid outside, want me to stick you outside for thirty minutes, im sure all that gel in your hair will melt right off

[wweeniehutjunior]

dont you havve wwaterproof makeup 

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

...... no

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

I’M GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH.

[wweeniehutjunior]

noww wwhy wwould you wwant to do that

hm

you do look terrible wwhat the fuck happened

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

its fucking humid outside, want me to stick you outside for thirty minutes, im sure all that gel in your hair will melt right off

[wweeniehutjunior]

ERIDAN. FIX JADE. NOW.

wwhy the fuck should i

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH.

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

JADE. YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MESS. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO BRUSH YOUR HAIR CORRECTLY? JESUS FUCK, YOUR MAKEUP IS ALL SLOPPY... I'LL- UH. GET ERIDAN TO FIX THAT SHIT. HE'S GOOD AT THOSE GIRLY THINGS.

first of fucking all its been hot all day and my hair isnt naturally STRAIGHT LIKE YOUR DICK YOU KNOW

and second when it gets hot usually make up falls off

eridan can go suck it because he cant fix make up the way i want it

finger snaps

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

2urvey: when fiightiing 2omeone, where do you attack fiir2t.

Either the throat or the chest....??

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

Sick.

[seerofshenanigans]

Oh gods, Jade, are you alright? Here—here, let’s get you to the bathroom, we can clean that up later.

You rub her back in slow circles until she can get up, setting your other hand on her shoulder to guide her carefully into the bathroom and letting her sit on the tiled floor. You crouch down and set the glass of water next to her, internally flailing a bit. I’m not entirely sure what to do next, I’m afraid. Is there anything I can get you? You really, really don’t know what to do; any time your mother threw up she insisted on dealing with it herself and any time Dave threw up he locked himself in the bathroom until he was well again so you have very little experience taking care of someone in such a state.

[deletethestars-inspace-blog]

i-im not entirely sure... id say advil but im afraid that /that/ is going to get thrown back up as well... im having cramps and aches and im feeling sore at the breasts...

You throw up again, feeling that that was a bit endlessly. Everything is aching, your body is quaking, and your hands are shaking and all you want is just someone who is by your side, even if it was a bit disgusting. One you stopped you flush the toilet and try breathing some fresh air before you wipe your filthy mouth.

i-im sorry you have to see me like this... i know its gross but i need you to just stay here.. and if all anything i might have just had some food poisoning from last night...

You graciously take the water from her hand and intake some before spitting it in the toilet to clean your mouth. You then down the rest of it, gasping in relief. You then burp.

thank you rose..

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[tattooed-disappointment]

thank

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Sick.

[seerofshenanigans]

Your eyes widen in surprise at such a visceral reaction to what seems to be nothing at all, watching Jade sway as her face turns pale under her tan. Concerned, you set a steadying hand on her shoulder.

"Here, Jade, you should sit down for a moment."

You guide her back over to the couch and sit with her, rubbing her back tentatively. After a moment’s thought, you quickly step into the kitchen and return with a glass of water for her.

"If you’re in dire need of supplies, I can step out for a few minutes and get what you need. I must insist you stay put. Shall I make you some tea?"

Your bedside manner could use some work, Lalonde, you tell yourself, attempting to give your friend a faint smile. You’re beginning to be truly worried for her.

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yeah whatever helps, im just not entirely- 

You hold your hand against your mouth as a queezy feeling twists in your stomach, and no it's nothing like butterflies. It felt vile, and gross and ready to come out.

Once you make your way up off the couch, your legs gave out on you as you began to vomit on the carpet away from Rose, on your hands and knees, you couldn't help but tremble after vomiting twice, a little sob escaped your lips as the bad taste in your mouth made you want to throw up again.

rose help...

You cough as your hand clenched at the shirt above her stomach.

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