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Cam | 23 | ♓ | M | Manchester, UK | English Language and Journalism graduate

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[tradiespotter]

Horse must have been desperate

[uncle-fruity]

Sounds like Reagan got fucked by a horse, too.

[pseudomantis]

People in Skyrim love to keep unreadable burned and destroyed books on their bookshelves

[delfocks]

Got a new pair of glasses for my birthday! Was due an eye test too https://www.instagram.com/p/CMcj6D0jwYc/?igshid=bj2oeqozodre

[delfocks]

@nomercycersei Yo mum have a good Mother's Day here's a photo of the last thing we did before the world broke https://www.instagram.com/p/CMZw7o2DyNg/?igshid=16nrtswdbqh4v

[delfocks]

I've had a pretty low-key birthday this year, but Lu went all out and made breakfast and cupcakes and burgers and brownies and a fresh birthday cake!!! 😻😻😻 (at Sale, Cheshire) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMX93XNjis2/?igshid=jfbwyshmk0nz

[delfocks]

Built a pre-birthday bench! God I know how to have a good time https://www.instagram.com/p/CMU_j0QDdWw/?igshid=1b1wlaso03h71

[delfocks]

Define hyperbole in one image. https://www.instagram.com/p/CMNia58Db2y/?igshid=b72kspfrjfvv

[delfocks]

Guess who's FIVE https://www.instagram.com/p/CMHZI5ZDfqM/?igshid=1adhrbqm11646

[delfocks]

This is just getting silly now https://www.instagram.com/p/CL9dww3j4gc/?igshid=13a1g9b2jtrbd

[delfocks]

Merry breakfast! Courtesy of wife https://www.instagram.com/p/CLWRGvzDYoY/?igshid=1y0va5cvroojg

[delfocks]

This has absolutely ruined me @almostfamoushomie @almostfamous https://www.instagram.com/p/CLR9hkTjQxt/?igshid=17t4uvv5phan6

[delfocks]

Low key Valentine's! #stardewvalley https://www.instagram.com/p/CLRkMEqjhxT/?igshid=1gd1db62gr2s9

[delfocks]

I got an early anniversary present from @chillghoul !!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CK4VcoijPYW/?igshid=1f1y4p2rxfnw3

[delfocks]

How is this still happening? This is like half the reason I prefer not to go by full name https://www.instagram.com/p/CKmLzR0D4sQ/?igshid=1lyzsn3yuw2l5

[delfocks]

Actual photo of me cooking exquisite cuisine https://www.instagram.com/p/CKcMEVLD9dF/?igshid=vs2had0arwfm

[delfocks]

My Christmas gift from my brother @loganrose._ finally arrived! I have no idea what to do with this. @warwickadavis any ideas? https://www.instagram.com/p/CKWYCZQjcmo/?igshid=9hepasulo2t2

[delfocks]

Just had this monstrosity from @almostfamous thanks to one of their home kits! I'm dead now (at Sale, Cheshire) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKUVc-FjfPM/?igshid=kfgu8fyk1v8m