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Devin | 20 | UNL Broadcasting | ENTP

[officialshameimaru]

He’s had enough of being Number 2.

[teathattast]

cronch

[princesstigerbelle]

They screm

They screm for the cronch

[jesustwink]

This is what I opened my tumblr for

[gaycrane-deactivated20210730]

The screaming pigeons are my favourite kind of pigeons

[zog-agent]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[atane-deactivated20200604]

Oh, so now working with millennials is the worst because they work super hard and are driven?

What haven’t millennials done wrong at this point? Are millennials cannibals? They crave the taste of human flesh, don’t they?

[atane-deactivated20200604]

Millennials are always to blame

“My dick is always soft and I need pills to get it up. Damn millennials! Let’s write an article about it!”

[awriteroftales-deactivated20180]

Wait, I thought we were lazy and ungrateful?

[smallswingshoes]

Somehow the culture of overworking is young millennials’ faults instead of the fault of, like, corporations and shit like that. -_-

[kiwianaroha]

“- or simply to avoid being replaced.”

Millennials are forced to relinquish their employment rights in order not to starve - those bastards!

[nevaehtyler]

There’s so many things that are wrong with this. “Boycott Starbucks and go back every day” loooooooool

[destinyrush]

omg

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[american-auror-story]

Lets stick to realistic goals please

[tastefullyoffensive]

How nice. (via nydrewreynolds)

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

Chaotic good

[fucking-shitaki-deactivated2012]

[naturepunk]

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

[brennacedria]

[twitterlols]

[childishsgambino]

[sodamnrelatable]

trying to talk to someone you really admire

[iamthemeep]

I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

[pomeranian2]

[zackisontumblr]

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

[kittiezandtittiez]

[knitmeapony]

This makes me laugh so hard EVERYTIME

[drivefasterboy-deactivated20151]

I almost sent this to the chair of my department once.

[dogpuppy]

Give The Child The Hand of The Beans