you are the one fixed point in a changing age

phoenix | he/him | mid 20s | this is my tjlc/johnlock/holmes sideblog | trans man| main: @disc0inferno

[contact-guy]

“His hands were invariably blotted with ink and stained with chemicals, yet he was possessed of extraordinary delicacy of touch, as I frequently had occasion to observe.”

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

roommate clingy afff

[betweendoctorsanddetectives]

“say it”

[cringelock]

sherlock holmes is still waiting for john watson to ask him what happened to him while he was dead

[witch-lock]

john had no idea when they both crashed onto the floor of the landmark, because he pushed them down. he didn’t know about the wounds hidden away under sherlock’s clothes, his silly waiter disguise 

[cringelock]

JOHN HAS NO IDEA THAT THE THING THAT LITERALLY RESTARTED SHERLOCK’S HEART IS THE IDEA THAT HE WOULD MAKE JOHN GRIEVE HIM AGAIN

[witch-lock]

john doesn’t know that moriarty said “your friends will die if you don’t” and sherlock’s immediate response without hesitation was a soft 

“John.”

[cringelock]

JOHN SAID “I’M NOT ACTUALLY GAY” AND IRENE SAID “WELL I AM. LOOK AT US BOTH” AND SHERLOCK WAS THERE AND HE HEARD AND THEN THEY NEVER TALKED ABOUT IT AGAIN.

[thegeyison]

[so-damn-confused]

[sealbug]

Hymenoptera Holmes (honey bee)

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

[beekeeperspicnic]

Super Important Announcement for April 1st 2026

If you've been keeping up with this blog you'll know that after releasing my cosy Sherlock Holmes game The Beekeeper's Picnic, I've been working on another game called The Museum of Everything, an Edwardian gaslamp fantasy mystery where the Mona Lisa gets stolen from a giant museum housed in a space station.

BUT

The truth is, I just find myself so drawn to Arthur Conan Doyle's most beloved literary creation. I can't keep away.

That's why I've created a BRAND NEW GAME that you can PLAY RIGHT NOW featuring him.

And by 'him', of course I mean Professor Challenger.

Presenting...

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Poison Belt The Game!

An interactive retelling of the original sci-fi novella from 1913, with added silly bits.

Customise your characters profession and choose from appropriately Doylean hobbies. Will you be (for example) a spiritualist who can see ghosts, a wannabe cowboy with amazing science skillz, or  a doctor with strangely intense sexual magnetism?

I made this in 48 hours while chugging down lots of Mountain Dew so just temper your expectations, ok?

Screenshots of this real game which is real:

Play it online here: (Yes, this is entirely real, for real, it's real and I made it.)

A text-based adventure. A browser game made in HTML5

[kinklock]

seeing a post claiming moriarty would be a feminist like…..this is somehow more outlandish to me than usual moriarty stanning, you really gonna sit there and tell me that someone who would make a woman call herself “this stupid bitch” while she had a bomb strapped to her has the makings of a feminist, not to mention blowing an old blind lady up , but like alright, yall do you i guess ,

[real-sextronaut-deactivated2016]

Okay, but he’s a terrorist,, he’s gonna be strapping bombs to people??

[kinklock]

i am genuinely fascinated by what you are trying to imply here

[telepaxh-deactivated20170204]

…….Are you fucking saying psychopath murders can’t be feminists holy shit.

[maracu-ja]

a Classic*

[raclajo]

She's used to it

[lobotomy-jpeg]

“For me,” said Sherlock Holmes, “there still remains the cocaine-bottle.” And he stretched his long, white hand up for it. ~~ The Sign of Four

[ID: digital artwork of Holmes and Watson, on the floor. Watson holds Holmes in an embrace, the latter clutching tightly onto his shirtsleeves. Holmes is in his mouse colored dressing gown and slippers. Watson is comforting him, hands gently on his head and back. /end ID]

[workingonasongbird]

one day they're gonna make a sherlock show where the obvious gay subtext actually becomes text and sherlock delays a case because he's too busy exploring 140 years of neglected homoerotic tension

[ghostbees]

A Peter Serafinowicz Show verse kiss for @kingstoken's amazing prompt in the last round of @holmestice. In fact, a prompt so inspiring that we were three to fill it!

[lobotomy-jpeg]

Sleepy doodle

[ID: digital doodle of Holmes and Watson spooning, having a snooze. Sherlock is the little spoon and Watson is holding onto him tightly. /end ID]

[lobotomy-jpeg]

Sleepy doodle

[ID: digital doodle of Holmes and Watson spooning, having a snooze. Sherlock is the little spoon and Watson is holding onto him tightly. /end ID]

[consulting-writer]

Sherlock "I don't think John knows where to look."

Irene: "No, I think he knows exactly where to look."

[fruitviking]

Presenting: The Six-Point System For Rating Your Watson

(Developed in collaboration with the Letters From Watson server, thanks folks)

On a scale of 1-10, rate your Dr Watson for the following qualities:

Buff - strength and build

Fluff - handsomeness and kindness

Gruff - sternness and anger potential

Stuff - can he do things besides just watching Holmes

Bluff - how unreliable a narrator is he/can he lie

Chuffed - is he happy to be there? Does he like hanging out with Holmes?

Go forth!

[doingbad]

Adding from the LFW discord:

On a scale of 1-10, rate your Sherlock Holmes for the following qualities:

Deductive - can he detect?

Seductive - does he have sex appeal? (he should ideally have zero points in this category)

Destructive - does he blow things up and cause chaos?

Productive - can he do things that actually help people

Obstructive - is he lying to the police? is he meddling? does he identify as a problem?

Instructive - is he teaching his methods and trying to get others to observe?

[beekeeperspicnic]

I would love to see where people rank the Beekeeper's Picnic iterations :D

[amypihcs]

Allow me to try to rank them

BKP Watson

Buff - 7 - Not as built as he was, he's still recovering from WW1 and it strained him more than a bit, but strong enough to follow holmes around all day long Fluff - 9 - Handsome retired gentleman, very very kind, magnificent moustache Gruff - 5 - CAN get angry, will try to avoid doing so Stuff - 10 - He's very competent! He followed Holmes around the whole day and didn't get caught Bluff - 10 - He's a lying liar who lied Chuffed - 10 - There's no where he would rather be

BKP Holmes

Deductive - 10 - He might take a little bit more time, but he's still a great detective, especially when he focuses (depends on the player) Seductive - 10 - explicit beekeeping - 7 - He's anacquired taste, his Watson finds him unbelievably attractive and he can pull off that red dress BEAUTIFULLY Destructive - 6 - He's calmed down more than a bit, but don't test him! Productive - 10 - He can and will! He's a very good neighbour Obstructive - 5 - Generally? he could. In game he WON'T because there IDIOTS have to hurry up, he has a picnic to organize, chopchop! Instructive - 10 - Tilda and Sanjay have a very instructive adoptive grandpa

[sherlockspeare]