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@delicatekittyobservation
⊹ ࣪ ˖stealing gojo's fans
tags: streamer!gojo x fem reader
"look guys, i found these brownies, it looks so bomb." gojo saunters back to chair, the chat exploding with people addressing his height.
"i might as well answer some questions because suguru abandoned me." gojo pouts completely disregarding the fact that it was 3 am and people had lives outside streaming.
@diehondblaff: so like are we going to discuss how messy your room is orr?
@madiprogs: you're always eating sweets🥱
@d1alucardglazer: how you stay muscular is a wonder to me, your dentist must work overtime.
@4soggygrapes: omg omg i love brownies😋
@beeswaxinatrap: ^oh cause we were wondering
@bigrahgama: ngl gojo should just put the cakes down
@toejivoete: where'd you get that?
@kimdraculadft: how tall is this bigfoot 😭😭😭
@erenja2hard: genuinely why does my girlfriend like you?
@cellophaanepain: so like when are you leaking suguru's number 🥹
"notice how you guys always beg for q and a's but you never asked any juicy questions." gojo waves his spoon around just waiting to dig into the chocolatey goodness.
"if someone donates ten thousand then we'll talk about leaking suguru's number. infact why don't you guys ask for my number, like I feel left out here." gojo finally digs his spoon into the edges of the dish, taking a bite and letting out a soft hum.
"this tastes like heaven. sometimes I forget my wife is a great baker." gojo smiles mischievously into the camera, he had to instigate fan edits. after all it's what keeps the lights on and maintains his expensive lifestyle.
@utautaprincess: wife? i beg your finest pardon? 😟
@professionalbottom: ain't no way he has a wife😂😂😂
@zuzuzuko1: wife? him😂😂😭
@professionalomega: our apologies sir gojo, we weren't familiar with your game
@getosxmark: you guys must be new here, gojo's wife is his roommate 😭😭
@ryoryomensk: bro she's so cunty🤞
@cablecutter7: bro when am I seeing my wife💔
@pinkhairyuri: GUYS GUYS what if he does the qna with [name]? 🤷🏿♀️
@gyrozeps: ^NOT ridiculous
@giftifgif: YES, YES, YES, GOJO PLEASE.
@coraline4707: nah pack it up
@gojosstainedblindfold: the people have spoken please bring [name]🙏🙏 @syphatopstrevor: the crowd yearns for [name]
@ryommensukuna✓: actually lock in, how the fuck do u fumble someone you live with?
@kataangbangs: SUKUNA JOINED THE CHAT?
@jinishilovesmaomao: oh my days watch him crash out👎
@ピポち: sukuna tops gojo when?
@notevencraigsp: the brownies look so good
@rhyslarsenhater: gojo kinda fine. @earth2yn✓: if I'm his wife then pigs must be flying 😭✌️
@nctnxtcleour: not her responding 😭
@mikalovesbleach: how would you ever live this down.
the second your name appears on the chat he straightens his posture, his blue eyes illuminating under the soft studio lights, "hmm, I would love to make it know that i'd love for, [name] to join, but she's currently mad at me, what should i do for you to join?"
@earthtoyn✓: give up sugar for a week.
@earthtoyn✓: also stop stealing my skincare.
@pe3kthreetims: the girls are fighting 😭
@frierenhelmxs: gojo not having sugar is like protein synthesis without the amino acids😂✌️
@headbangerrx2: ^bro just go revise 😩
@jeanskssaddle: somebody make more edits of [name]
@rukiarukiruki: ^ LITERALLY even though it's the same five clips.
@femshidouof: guys notice how [name] user name is a wave to earth reference
@ringotbenched: somebody get this bum away from my wife.
@allisagifries: you're one to talk
@tokolosheee: ^the jokes write themselves😭😭
@stsgdfendr: gojo couldn't give up sugar if he tried.
"you guys aren't very encouraging, after I'm not the one who wants to see her, i see her everyday." gojo's eyebrows furrowed. of course he had been offended, watching his audience that he so kindly nurtured from the ground take your side. to be fair it was entirely his fault, but that's not why he was offended. he was offended by people's lack of belief in his ability to quit sweets. the treated him like so type of a addict, which he was not
@renalovedf1: someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed... @tojisshoulderbladee: bro's mad because he knows he's losing the bet☠️☠️
@senbonbya: bro is past insulin resistance 🚶
@worldleaner: can some tell, [name] to adjust the bet, like we are never gonna see her with willy wonka's nr1 connoisseur over here👎
@azulachoppedsbangs: i just know gojo's the type to fall into the chocolate river
@appasgreyarrow: yeah no like atp we'll just cherish the five [name] clips we have ✌️
@sugurugeto✓: can confirm satoru is definitely not winning the bet.
@lockdisknees: [NAME] PLEASE JOIN THE STREAM AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.😭😭
@earthtoyn✓: ladies ladies, one at a time.
@earthtoyn✓: i'll be there next stream, i have to drop lore about satoru.
gojo knew the next time he'd stream he'd be dragged for days on twitter, only god knew the dirt you held on him
a/n: hopefully I didn't tag random people into my bullshit 😭✌️
©mikaiswolfsbane 2026
toji is fascinated by your panties
toji has been your roommate for six months; you have not had any complaints because he never talks to you and rent is cheap.
at first, toji didn't really care for you; he just wanted his peace and quiet, and everything would be good, but that was until he saw the money shot one night.
it's like any other friday where you’re stumbling inside after a night out with tiny clothes on, but this time your panties could be seen; if you can even call them that, they barely cover your ass cheeks.
when toji’s eyes glide from the tv right to those bright pink lace panties, he immediately pulls out his phone, subtly taking as many pictures as he can while his sweatpants grow a tiny wet spot.
“you need help?”
finally speaking up as he watches you fumble with your heels just trying to get to bed and you giggle kicking them off and waving one hand while the other twists the doorknob to your room open.
“no no no its fine, night.”
he thought this was pure luck on his side, so he took matters into his own hands when it came to getting panty shots also known as “creep shots” to normal people.
the pictures of you in his phone accumulates fast over time.
when you’re in the kitchen he’s in the kitchen pretending to get something when in reality his finger is tapping quickly taking pictures of your ass or subtly sliding it under your skirt.
there’s even a cute designated folder for you that he jerks off to almost every night, grunting and imagining all the times he could’ve easily bent you over and fucked the shit out of you.
of course you noticed that he was around you more, but it didn't click that he had any ulterior motives; you just thought he was more comfortable having you around, knowing how hard it is for someone to move a random person in.
because of this, you went out of your way to initiate little things like watching tv together or sitting down and eating together. toji said yes. why wouldn’t he? having more access to you is exactly what he wants.
the folder on his phone is even more filled now, but now he's unsatisfied because it's just too easy now. he liked the fact that he could catch you in the kitchen and start taking pictures; now it has lost its charm, making him go lower.
it's friday night, meaning you're out and he’s home, making his way into your room for the first time.
when he walks in he takes a mintue to soak up your scent, palming himself while walking to the dresser.
the dresser rocks as he pulls out every drawer, the first two filled with bras and panties in disarray. he pulls out his phone and starts taking pictures of them, pulling out one of the lacey panties and one catches his eye, its a deep purple with thin lace.
he takes them and lays them on your bed and pulls his sweatpants down and starts jerking off over them. grunting and looking over at the picture you have of yourself and some friends, staring at you.
now pretending you’re under him waiting to take his cum, looking up desperately.
his tip is red and throbbing almost vibrating with anticipating, his cum right on the edge waiting to come out, his heart beating out of his chest and his hand squeezing tighter around his dick.
he’s almost there, he just needs one more mintue, one more thats all, until the front door click opens. toji spills all over your panties and onto your comforter, taking a moment to collect himself.
there is cum everywhere on the comforter from how far it shot out. he knows he has time because of how you are on friday nights.
he balls your panties up, stuffing them back into your drawer, closing the bottom one with his foot, and closing the rest.
out in the doorway youre trying to steady yourself to get in your room, laughing and grounding yourself while toji slips in your bathroom grabbing a towel and wiping the cum from the comforter.
its not clean and a little noticeable but he’s confident that you’ll strike it down to a random stain you forgot you made.
he comes out and you’re still standing bye the front door.
“you need help?”
one hand in his pocket and you look up softly smiling and nod, he helps you into your room laying on the same bed he made a mess in.
you adjust yourself and lay on your stomach and he pulls out his phone taking a picture of you with the stain so he can remember.
frat!gojo x shy fem! reader
For all his life, Gojo Satoru has only ever gone for the popular girls. The loud ones. The cheerleaders. That’s just how it’s always been.
This perfect mirror of life shattered the moment he saw you.
It was the first semester of Satoru’s second year at university. He’s settled in nicely, he has a group of friends, a frat, and a circle of women that constantly swoon his every move. What more could he ask for?
Unfortunately, as flashy as Satoru’s life is, his grades pale in comparison. He may be the most popular man on university campus but he currently has to retake Communications 101. That’s where he meets you.
You were quiet, almost invisible in the lecture hall. Satoru had no reason to pay any special attention to you.
Satoru is barely listening to the professor drone on about whatever the subject was about when suddenly she begins to call names. Luckily, Satoru’s name isn’t on his professor’s mind. He’s ready to zone out and scroll on his phone when his ear picks up a soft, shy voice.
Satoru looks up from his lap and he sees you, standing from your seat as you nervously explained the importance of the different modes of communication in society to the rest of the class. Now usually, Satoru would roll his eyes and turn the other way. He wasn’t interested in shy girls. Never was and never will. But there was something about you that had Satoru’s eyes locked onto you for the rest of the lecture.
The lecture ends and Satoru is quick to try and follow you as the students spill out of the lecture hall. Despite the mass of people his eyes never leave your frame and Satoru is truly so close to reaching you but you manage to slip away into the crowd of people and Satoru loses sight of you.
Satoru spends the rest of the week trying to find you on campus. It’s hard. He can’t find you anywhere and it has Satoru thinking that maybe the whole thing was a dream but he was so sure that you were real.
He finds you the next week in the same class. Satoru’s determined to talk to you this time so he takes the empty seat next to you. Usually girls would fluster and shy away from just this but you didn’t seem to care at all and something about that had Satoru’s heart thumping in his chest.
“Do you have an extra pen?” Satoru asked. He didn’t need it. He was just hoping to get your attention somehow.
You turn your head and raised your eyes meeting Satoru’s gaze.
You’re so much prettier up close. Satoru feels the air leave his lungs.
“Oh. Yeah, sure. Here you go.” You hand Satoru a pen from your pencil case. He reaches out to grab it, his fingers grazing yours slightly. There must be something terribly wrong with Satoru’s heart if this small interaction had his heart racing a mile a minute.
You don’t pay attention to Satoru for the rest of the class after that interaction and for the rest of the class Satoru desperately tries to get your attention back on him. He raises his hand, recites, makes jokes. It grabs the attention of everyone else except for you but their attention isn’t enough. Satoru wants yours specifically. He’s hungry for it.
The lecture ends. Satoru taps your shoulder and holds out your pen.
“Y’doing anything after this?” Satoru asked, flashing his usual charming smile.
You pluck the pen from Satoru’s fingers and place it back in your pencil case.
“No.” You replied, voice quiet still. Satoru wonders to himself if you’ve ever been loud in your life.
Satoru decides it’s time to go in for the kill. It’s now or never. Really, how hard could it be? “You wanna grab some matcha?”
“No thank you.” The response is immediate and Satoru’s smile drops instantly. Unironically he’s never been denied by a woman before and he doesn’t know how to react. Does he get on his knees and grovel or does he pretend like he didn’t ask at all?
“Uhm. Are you sure? I’ll pay.” Satoru attempts once more. He reaches into the pocket of his sweatpants and pulls out his wallet. It’s thick but you barely glance at it.
“No. I’m alright.” You offer Satoru a small, polite smile before you grab the straps of your bag and leave the lecture hall. Satoru is stunned. He can only watch your figure disappear out of the room as he rethinks every moment of his life.
For the first time in Gojo Satoru’s life he wants to chase after something. And it’s exciting.
𝗢𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗲𝗼 𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘂 is in deep shit after hearing very, very bad news from the board members, but —
worry, not 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘆 is 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 to 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 or to 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦.
𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗽 : [ 40s/20s ]
𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝑲𝒊𝒎 , 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒔.
𝓟𝑨𝐑𝐓 𝓞𝑵𝐄 // 𝑾𝑪 ^ 11.3𝒌
𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝗯𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿, 𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝗻𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧.
Satoru couldn't believe the utter nonsense that these brainless were spewing right in front of his face. Never in his 40 years, he heard something so fucking absurd. The board members that were arguing with each other for 30 minutes now collectively fell into silence after taking a peek at their ceo — who didn't have the best reputation going around.
" sir, we absolutely can not lose this deal if we do by any chance — our stock with plummet." It's like they were rubbing it on his face at this point.
A $42 Billion deal. If it fails, Gojo cooperation ’s stock will plummet, and him — the CEO could be ousted by his very own board now stare at him like a flockof birds who trying to either save him from eaten alive or his remaining flesh get eaten by them.
Looking up at his bourgeois high ceiling, Satoru took in a careful breath. The meeting room was suffocating, he was currently on the top of the world but he realised he was never really free to be begin with. And that realisation only left a bitter after taste in his mouth.
He tried to remember the exact words that were thrown at him yesterday — that awfully sounded like a indirect insult. That fucking old man, can he just die and hand over his company to his first born son, that was balding already. Isn't he like 100 or something?? Satoru mentally rolled his eyes while trying to guess that old frat's age.
It all happened in such a short time too, he couldn't even fucking eat his dinner after hearing that traditional bullshits. During a private dinner in Tokyo he attended recently, Chairman Hasegawa dropped an awfully polite looking time ticking bomb. He mentioned that Hasegawa Industries only did partners with leaders who value long-term legacy over short-term profit.
Then that old fuck dared to side eye him while practically tasting out the words that came out of his mouth after. The absolute audacity!! If only,
His secretary — the only one who he can trust and truly stood by his side.
The Chairman had implied that if the CEO — while looking dead in the fucking eye, he might add — who cannot commit to a life partner, he cannot be trusted with a multi-decade partner alliance.
It's hilarious how he thought that's all he would say but he underestimate how messy old traditionalists can be. That old man didn't forget to highlight the fact of his personal dating life and quoting the history of brief, public relationships with models, he had in passing years.
He had been living like a Saint for past 5 years, but he's reputation couldn't be repaired by merely taking a break from dating either.
Satoru's blood was boiling every fucking time, when he get flashbacks of that evening. But he could tolerate all that shit but,
To save the deal on the spot, he had to fucking lie. Satoru had to swear that he had actually been in a serious, quiet relationship for almost a year and is planning for a private wedding. The old man was delighted and immediately demanding that Satoru must bring his new fiancée to the final, week-long Merger Summit in Kyoto in three months to sign the contract.
He just fucking made his death bed so he might as well fucking lie down on it.
After dismissing that board meeting of utter bullshit. He finally could relax at the blissful silence now stretched throughout the space. Now, how the fuck is he gonna find a wife in just 3 months. It's not like he can advertise it on the television. If Hasegawa Chairman gets a whiff of his fat ass lie, he's done for.
He looked up from his devastated stance to your approaching figure. Satoru let out a pleased groan at the sight of sugary sweet caramel ice latte you slid down on the table — in front of him. Quickly taking a sip of the sugar monastery of his, he finally gained some energy to figure things out before he gets strangled by his own web of lies.
" So, i did a brief background check on Hasegawa Heavy Industries Chairman. He seemed like an extreme — "
" traditionalist?! "
" Yeah, he takes the old customs very seriously — he recently disowned his youngest son after finding out he had a child out of wedlock." Satoru rolled his eyes after hearing this, how typical of that old man. Disowning his own family left and right for mundane things.
" All he could be described as a person who puts his reputation and honour above everything else. He is a traditionalist through and through who believes a man can not rule a corporate empire if he can not maintain a stable, traditional household. He despises American corporate volatility and the new generations leadership."
You can't even believe the very information that you find out about the new business partner of the Gojo Corporation's. Reading it out loud felt utterly absurd even more than writing the whole thing down on your tablet.
" What is this, 1970s or something!! It's 2026, for God's sake." You plopped down unceremoniously in the comfy chair that was sat right to the CEO's gigantic one. Satoru looked at you with a soft fondness that exclusively reserved for you, only. After all these years of working under him — you gradually came out of your shell and started to be very comfortable around him. Kind of comfortable where you stick your tongue out to him — the CEO who is decades older than mind you, and took a long slip from his drink.
" Yuck!! It's too sweet, you gonna get diabetes very soon and die. Just remember to have my name on your will, okay?? I want your beach house in bali." you continued to yap his ear off while still slipping the very drink you called yuck, 5 seconds ago.
" yes, Your Highness. How dare I forget about your important request." Satoru dramatically drawled out his words while taking the tablet from your hands and looking the information by himself.
" um sire?? " nope, he didn't like that disgusting sweet fake ass professional voice of yours at all. The very voice that left his all business partners very satisfied by feeding their ridiculous egos just right. " what is it? Spill it out. And no,you absolutely cannot take any vacations yet." Satoru held his hand out in front of your face without even looking up from the tablet he was scrolling on.
" it's not that. Ugh, I want to resign." he must be having hallucinations after all this stress being put upon his shoulders. " repeat that again. I might have misheard something." He still wouldn't look up from that damn tablet. Grinding your teeth nervously, you repeat what you just said earlier and stood up because you were sweating buckets, even under the air conditioner that blasted to the fullest.
Satoru finally looked up and landed his gaze directly at you, the means one thing. That man is pissed off beyond limits. " You, see my mother is pestering me for sometimes now — saying I should settle down and get married and stuff. I was avoiding her as much as possible, but she threatened me that if I didn't meet this guy she hand pick for me, she would come here and whoope my ass and yours too apparently because I always used the same excuse saying, you don't gimme any leaves. Well, it's not like that's a complete lie. You don't gimme any vacations, though."
You kept rambling like a broken record while he tried to catch up to your talking speed and understand everything that came out of your mouth at 2× speed. " um, so I really don't have any choice you see." you peeked at him under your lashes slowly while passing the ball to him.
" if you don't go to meet this potential partner of yours, your mother will come here and whoope your ass and mine too?!"
" yeah. I will hand out the resignation letter by tomorrow evening." You nodded at yourself while Satoru awfully looked like he's gonna have a stroke at any moment now.
" I'll double your salary. Stay."
" I fear my mother too much to cave in for money."
" five times more than the salary I pay for you now."
" Have you finally gone insane with all the sugar you inhale down to your throat more than the h2o you consume."
" seven times."
" no."
" eleven times."
" HR will flip out and probably sue both of us." you sighed like you were dealing with a 5 year old child who throwing a tantrum over to stop his favourite nanny from leaving. Then Satoru slammed his poor tablet on to the glass table. You flinched away from the sudden display of aggression. It's not the first time, you saw him crash the fuck out but this was the first time he crashed out over you. Well, everything has a first time so nothing you couldn't handle.
" I'll dismiss the HR, those fuckers weren't doing anything anyway, the only thing that they were good at is messing things up." Satoru was not angry. He was not that kind of person. He doesn't get angry.
He get enraged instead.
He wanted nothing but to fucking break things, sometimes even burn this very building to the ground.
" 15 times more - "
" I thought we were over this conversation and for the record, I already get paid more than an average secretary in this country ever get paid for. Probably even more than a fucking neurologist." You threw your hands dramatically to likely to make a point. You were literally pointing out the obvious.
" well, you're not just an average secretary. Your salary is more than justified and if someone disagree, I'll see them in court. " Satoru was daring you to point out the people who called you an average employee. He's just as dramatic as always. You mentally rolled your eyes at his fuming figure, walking around the room like he's pants were on fire.
" the bali beach house. I'll turn it to your name by tomorrow morning. How's that? Is it enough to convince you to stay with me." you couldn't help but gape like a fucking fish at him, utterly speechless by his bizarre bribes that — you were now at a lose of thinking what to say back to them. " sure, I love that beach house, but you know I was just joking around, right? When i ask you to pass its keys to me."
" well, I'm clearly not joking right now." Satoru gestured at himself as to prove a point that he was indeed very serious. " anything you said over the 10 minutes, does not solve my problem at home." You were not happy with resigning either, you loved working here. With him. But you cannot stress your old mother any longer. You've been such a neglectful daughter to her for the last 5 years now. It's only fair for her to blow up on you. But she sure did guilt tripping you to quitting your job here. Satoru took in your distress self, he hadn't seen such a withered expression on your face. It didn't suit your sunny personality at all.
He's just blind. You were the biggest grump hanging around.
" then marry me."
" excuse me? "
" your mother wants to see you get married, yes? Then why not marry me rather than whatever pest you're supposed to meet?? you know that I've to get married in three months too, so why not killing two birds with one stone??"
" You don't even know him. Stop insulting innocent people." Satoru clicked his tongue in annoyance after getting scolded by you. He didn't like displeasing you. It's just put him off for some reason. " it's just my instinct. I don't have a good feeling about him." He grumbled, sulking while kicking imaginary dirt on the plush carpeted floor.
He's such a child, sometimes.
" where do you think you're going right now?" Satoru raised his eyebrows slightly, looking at you already holding the door handle. " get your stubborn ass back here." You immediately let go of the door handle after hearing his stern voice that was barely used towards you. Pouting slightly you made your way back to his side and look at the chair he was pointing out to you to sit down, before even you could sit down properly he grabbed the arm rest of the chair with both of his hands and dragged your poor little self awfully close to him. It all happened so fast that you just stared at him dumbfounded.
Satoru leaned down so fucking close to your eye level — you felt his warm breath tickling your eye lashes. Deliberately avoiding his intense eyes that were fishing out your gaze ruthlessly, you chose to glare at the nothing but the empty space. " don't ever avoid my eyes, now look at me — please." at least he had the decency to say please, and your name slipped from his devastatingly handsome, pretty pink lips oh so quietly. The intensity of the moment made your face burn with embarrassment.
You gathered your wits to finally look at right into his eyes, they were so blue that you swear they sparkled like the sunlight hits the ocean waves. Fighting the very urge to close your eyes tightly, you just brased yourself to whatever gonna happen inside this room.
" good girl."
" that was very creepy."
" I see you blushing, miss secretary."
" I'm just embarrassed by this whole y/n ceo thingie that's going on right now."
" the y/n, what?"
" never mind, not that your old ass might now what's going on with my generation."
Satoru let out a heavy sigh after making out your murmurings, just barely one might add — he doesn't even know who's the sane person here. It's obviously not him and neither his little secretary either. God bless this company.
" I'm not that old, you know? I'm only 40 years old."
" you've been saying that for a while now." You fired right up at him, seeing your pouting self glaring at the floor, he bite back a chuckle. " want me to show you my birth certificate." Satoru kneeled down in front of you and tried to take a good look at your face that was facing the floor.
" you've one? I thought you were so old that birth certificates didn't exist in the era you were born." He finally got a glimpse of your face that was hidden by your hair that was covering half of your face. You were smiling, teasing at him. Pushing his buttons left and right.
" what do you even take me for? A caveman from ice age? "
" something little close to that."
" You little demon." Satoru gasped at the utter audacity of you laughing right at his face. Your laugh was so contagious that he couldn't help but let out a chuckle of his own. Here he is, laughing at his own misery.
" so, yes or no."
" You can't be serious!! YOU'RE LIKE 100 YEARS OLD !! " you were enjoying this situation, way more than you liked to admit while Satoru gasped loudly and clutched his imaginary pearls ever so dramatically. " I'M NOT. I'm telling you, ugh, I'm only 42 this year."
" well, that's make it even more worse. I'm just half of your age!!! This is simply unacceptable."
" says who? Tell them to meet me in the court, professionally."
" You just can't fucking throw lawsuits like you're feeding the street pigeons."
" I've a big ass law committee of my own so why not taking a use of it rather that let those fuckers lazing all day around."
" ykw?? You're so infuriating!! " you silently screamed while throwing your hands so angrily. You're minutes away from ripping away your CEO'S beautiful white hair locks. " you only figuring it out now?? After all those years working for me." Satoru had that absolutely infuriating, agitating smug look on his face, you wanted to scratch his face with your prettily maintained manicure nails. And Satoru would probably like that, which makes it even worse.
" that's not something you could be fucking proud of!! " you hissed right onto his annoyingly handsome face.
" no, it's something you should be scared of." Still grinning like the fucking Grinch that stole the Christmas cheer by beating shit out of the Santa's fat ass, Satoru basked in the victory of winning the argument.
He didn't btw. He's just delusional.
" have you lost your mind??! whatever, I'm not even surprised that your old age is finally catching up to you to fry your bird brain. I'm done with this stupid argument. I'm grabbing my stuff and going home." your voice held finality and tried to escape this forced proximity that being cooking up between you two. But Satoru just kneeled there at your feet while bodily blocking your way up. " move, you fat fuck." you wanna do nothing but kick his balls and annihilate his unborn children.
" not until you accept my proposal. Marry me, please."
" what are you, 4?? stop acting like a child. And adding please to end of every sentence like sprinkles of sugar doesn't get you anywhere."
" enough. we're going on a date. Take a half day and go freshen up, I'll pick you up at 6pm."
" no I'm not gonna."
" yes, You are."
" no. I'm not."
" then I guess I would've to throw your pretty ass on to my shoulders and kidnap you from your apartment." the absolute audacity of this man. he really doesn't give a fuck about your opinion in this matter.
" I'm gonna sue you for threatening me like this." you pointed your finger at him while with a look of betrayal painting on your face. The whole office is mad. There was a pin drop silence as the giant clock in the wall only did occasional sound of ticking. Satoru slowly stood up from the floor he was still kneeling and stare down at you. The thing here is you were both so stubborn as fuck. So you didn't back down either, staring up and him while your chin held high.
" I would like to see you try, sweetheart." that fucking smug fucking piece of shit.
" this is unacceptable. ABUSING POWER and authority." your manicure nails were itching to scratch whatever skin you could reach at the moment. Of course Satoru knew this nasty habit of yours. He remembered this one time all too clearly — to this day like it happened only yesterday. You scratching the face of a male employee who didn't stop flirting and touching you without the consent at a company dinner.
He had to fucking physically remove your body and hands from the man who was clearly bleeding down to his face with scratching marks marking his face like he just got attacked by a pissed of cat. Hauling your stubborn ass that was still trying to break free from his arms to get back to your unfinished business before, as if you didn't almost end the poor man's appearance to life.
Satoru, of course, was very pleased by your feisty attitude. He immediately fired the man and made sure he absolutely would not get another job at any company in the country ever again.
While Satoru was walking down the memory lane, you stood there silently contemplating the consciousness of damaging your infuriatingly handsome CEO'S billion dollar worthy face. Yeah, it was a lot actually. You would've to go to jail for at least 3 years for that. So you calmed down your horses. Barely being the keyword was not very reassuring.
" where the fuck are you going." Satoru was brought back to earth by the ominous screeching sound of the double doors to his meeting room being opening. You glared at him so hard that if looks could kill, he would be dropped dead by 3rd degree burning.
" to die. Possibly lights away from your old ass." you seethe like an angry cat that hadn't been fed for second time since the morning.
The door was slammed shut so hard like that the material had personally offended you. The very floor started to shake a little because of the impact of shutting the door so roughly.
" see, she has the soon to be madame gojo potential in her." Satoru mumbled to himself while smothering out his eyebrows that were tensed after all those banter happened between the two of you.
He's gonna get wrinkles sooner or later because of you. And his sudden decision of wife you up was only sealing the deal.
6: 00 𝒑𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒐𝒐𝒏, 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒂𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕.
right on time — punctual as always.
Now, now why are we lying.
He's never the one to appear at right on time but for you — he could make anything possible when it's come to you.
Satoru cleared his throat while trying to fix his hair — be presentable for you, of course. He looked nervous.
Are you kidding?
Satoru Gojo, the solace heir to the multi dollar corporation, impossible.
He really wasn't that nervous.
He's so fucking sacred that he will fuck up everything, he planned at a very short time after proposing to you in his very meeting room so unceremoniously.
Satoru prayed for whatever God that watched over him. Please don't get me killed or scratched by the little demon that lived right behind that very door, he's standing in front of.
Oh, Brother, this man is hopeless.
And — kind of creepy.
He pressed his ears onto the door, and check if the atmosphere was right or not. Like he didn't want to get his head smashed by a fucking flower vase or whatever you would grab to throw at his way. But then he heard this —
agitating, grating voice.
Your voice came out muffled through the door or he's just deaf cause of his old age. Obviously,
" 𝒀𝑲𝑾 𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑬??!
𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑻𝑻 ~
𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑨𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬, 𝒀𝑶𝑼'𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶 𝑹𝑼𝑫𝑬!!!
—𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑰 𝑾𝑨𝑺 𝑩𝑯𝑶𝑰𝑰𝑰𝑰
𝑫𝑶𝑬𝑺 𝑰𝑻 𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑲 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑰 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑳𝑫 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑬???
~𝑰 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑳𝑫𝑵'𝑻 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑺𝑺𝑺!!!! "
What the fuck is going on — Satoru couldn't help but frown, who the fuck are you talking with like that. Is this one of your many questionable copying mechanisms. Did someone really say that you were so rude? Is it another employee. Why didn't you tell him about this. He took a mental note to look into this matter.
But that was not the problem. Why were you fucking singing that?? Have you finally gone insane. Maybe she was just on crack as always. Sighing loudly, he finally strengthen out his shoulders and knocked on your door, but didn't forget to look around if someone saw him pressing his ears to your door like a fucking creep.
At least he is self-aware. Talk about some progress.
Satoru knocked on the door impatiently after not hearing an answer for 3 minutes, maximum.
" coming!! " you opened the door with hoping to see your fellow Indian restaurant delivery gurlie down the street, but your million dollar smile completely disappeared after seeing your one and only boss and you whipped your head around to look at the clock.
It was 6:12 pm, he wasn't kidding, then.
" took your sweet time, isn't it? Well, well, well, this is not the welcome I prepared for, but I'm not complaining." you quickly looked down at yourself after realising what you were wearing. You were still on your fluffy pink towel. Before even you could slam your door to that one annoying smug piece of shit who was hoarding the entire space of your little apartment entrance while grinning like a perverted fox — grabbed the door you were trying close. But you were no match for his inhuman strength.
That old man didn't have the bulging biceps for nothing. " go away, you Satan." you gritted your teeth until they start to clink sightly. Even if you use your all strength in all your fucking might, you still could not push him away or close the door. Unfortunately, after hissing at him ever so dramatically, you let go of the act of pushing your door.
You were scared that your towel would fall off because the knot that was holding your towel together barely survived with lots of hopes and prayers.
Meanwhile, Satoru fell into the entrance of your apartment, face first. When you suddenly let go of the door, he couldn't fucking control his body from falling down. Serves him right, you thought while standing there with a look of utter delight on your face.
" get up, you're embarrassing yourself." Satoru wanted to dig a hole in this very moment in your apartment, and bury himself alive.
Why does he always embarrass himself when he's around you.
" have some mercy on me, I beg you."
" go and beg somewhere else. Why are you even here." You stomped your feet while whining loudly, complaining that he ruined your peaceful afternoon by showing his annoyingly handsome face.
The last five words were not necessary. You didn't say that, btw. He's just delusional.
" just get out of my fucking apartment. Go do something, man." Satoru's poor face was nudged multiple times by your bare feet. At least your feet were cute.
He's such a weirdo.
Satoru finally came out of his miserable mental state and picked up his worn-out body back. Looking at your figure disappearing to a room, it must be your room. He assumed quietly and welcomed himself in. He took your retreating self as the invitation to come into your apartment.
He's so fucking pathetic.
" put on something nice. We still have time." Satoru called you out while sitting on a cute pink sofa. He noted that your favourite colour might be pink by just taking a look around the tiny apartment. It was decorated rather adorably despite your nasty little attitude. Not that he finds it unattractive, he's very into it. Thank you very much.
" I'm not.going.anywhere." you sheeted out your words one by one like you're making a statement from the government itself. " yes, you are. Do you want me dress you up too?" Satoru made himself comfortable as firing right back at you with a teasing edge in his voice.
" I would like to see you try, over my fucking dead body." He sat right up after hearing you growling like a maniac that escaped from the prison after killing multiple police officers. That's oddly specific.
You paused what you were gonna do after hearing a knock on your door. A giggle escaped your lips while you raced to open the door while, Satoru had this utter dumbfounded look on his face. He also went after you because why did you look so fucking happy — a strange feeling crawled into his heart after seeing you so damn elated.
He can't be serious right. HE CAN'T FUCKING BE JEALOUS OVER YOU SMILING EAR TO EAR FOR SOMEONE WHO IS NOT HIM.
No. No. No.
That's not possible. Satoru liked you as his secretary. Nothing more, Nothing less.
Dude, why are we lying again.
Satoru cursed silently while taking off his blazer after seeing you still in this flimsy towel that barely covered anything.
It was not that short. He's just being dramatic.
" what?? what are you doing??" You flinched sightly after Satoru's blazer came around you — engulfing your figure down to your mid-thigh. " covering your ass, who in the world goes like this to open the door. Do you want to give everyone a free show or something." His voice had a slight annoyance to cover up how jealous he was. Satoru felt like this view was reserved only for him to enjoy.
" it's not even that short."
" that's obviously not what I was implying." Seeing your pouty face, Satoru lowered his voice into something soft and gentle. And carefully pulled your hand from the door knob you were holding into his much larger ones and stepped right in front of you while hovering over the entrance. He slowly opened the door and came face to face with a female delivery driver.
Now, he understands why you were so comfortable with your inappropriate look. It was not a big deal, he's just so old for this generation.
The delivery girl looked taken back after seeing an absolutely hunk of a man — who's very fucking attractive that was standing in your doorway, she only then saw your hands that were waving left and right like a child to came across a ice cream van. " I'm sorry, I was late. There's lots of deliveries going around today. I did my best to get yours quickly as I can." Satoru was pushed aside by you while he stumbled back a little. He was surprised by your strength. You were just three apples tall but your mouth and your fighting strength always made up to your short height this was amusing him, greatly.
" it's okay. I was not that hungry anyway, and thank you for your hard work." You thanked politely while saying a white lie without batting an eye. You know how harsh delivery jobs could be. You didn't want to stress this poor girl any further.
Satoru quickly took out his wallet to pay for your food and to his surprise you keep making a grabby hand to him like you were planning for this from the very beginning. Why is he even surprised. Before even he could ask how much it is, you just snatched his poor wallet rather rudely to your hands and paid ever so effortlessly. Like his money is your money.
Uh, soon to be your money, perhaps.
You took the many take outs bags and passed them to Satoru, not even looking back at him. Great, he's now officially your servant too. Well, he cannot fucking complain because he clearly asked for this even begged, embarrassing he knows— and he's right where we wants be.
" keep it." When she tried to give you the change, you waved your hand off with a smile. It's a 100$ bill. Not that you cared. It's not your money anyway. She left, thanking you with a big smile.
" close the door." Satoru again closed the door with his foot like an obedient puppy. He couldn't move his arms that were full of take out boxes. Still holding his wallet, you padded onto the floor with bare feet — happily humming a song.
" what am I?? Your dog??"
" if the collar fits." You said in a sing song voice that had him losing his fucking mind. He already lost his face, his dignity and what else there be lost anyway.
Positive thoughts. Positive thoughts.
No grey hair or wrinkles. Not yet.
Don't let her agitate you.
Deep breaths. Deep breaths.
" bring those here. Hurryyyyyyy!! I'm so hungry." Your whining shattered his silent meditation in one go, completely. Satoru absolutely gave up the idea of having some peace in his life.
But, don't save him either.
He's right where he wants to be.
22:30𝒑𝒎, 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍,
Satoru finally got you out of the apartment after begging, promising whatever luxury he could ever offer, but you only perked your ears when you heard about getting ice-cream.
He watched you gobbling down the food faster than any normal human being possibly could. It's like you were inhaling the food instead of eating it. Satoru just couldn't get you dressed up any faster, though — not until you finish your ongoing kdrama episodes that were available on Netflix.
Of course, you made him pay for your monthly subscription with his black card. You picked the most expensive one, too.
You were giggling so hard while watching this particular drama. He read the title, saying, " 𝑴𝒚 𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒔." Satoru didn't look at the 42-inch television that hanged upon the wall in front of him, watching your facial expressions were so much more interesting and entertaining than the show that was playing on the screen. This didn't go unnoticed by you either. You just pretended to act like he didn't keep watching you so awfully close, almost like a stalker.
Then you finally felt some human emotion that called 'pity ' towards the man who splayed on your couch like an overgrown dog with a look of utter devastation.
You're lying. You just left with him because he said he would buy you ice-cream. Your fat ass just cannot resist any kind of food that was given to you for free. Who didn't like free food anyway.
That's how you end up with your annoying boss ten in the fucking night outside of your town. Your cheeks felt like they were on fire with occasional squeeze his hand did to your ones that were engulfed by his thick fingers. His hands were so warm and reassuring. Satoru was navigating you through the sea of heavy crowd that were passing around the two of you. All you could see was his broad back rippling with delicious amounts of back muscles and his intimidating towering height, Satoru towered over every person that he brushed passed by — you couldn't help but admire your boss's amazing, mouth-watering physique. It's not like it's illegal.
But it felt illegal. You wondered how exactly tall he is, like 6'3 or 6'5?? Something close to that, maybe.
The night market was bustling so lively with thousands of local vendors and foreign tourists. The narrow walkways are illuminated by glowing red paper lanterns, and flashing neon signs were so bright that it was almost blinding. The air is thick with the savoury aroma of grilling meats, and sizzling sauces.
You grabbed Satoru's shirt to get his attention. Satoru quickly came to a halt to see if something had happened to you. The sounds around you were a chaotic mix of vendors calling out in energetic greetings , the clinking of beer glasses, the hiss of hot griddles, and live singers having a blast on the side of the street.
Satoru covered your head and shoulders with his now discard blazer, and the other hand came hold your waist protectively. You pulled him away from the crowd to a stall that caught your eyes. That's why you stopped him in the first place. Satoru, let your hands pull him with you. The small stall had no customers, but it was packed with fish-shaped taiyaki cakes filled with custard, soft mochi, and glossy syrup-dipped candy fruits.
" buy me mochi." you pressed your cheek into one of his biceps that was facing to your side and was demanding him to buy you mochi like a spoil little brat.
Well, who made that system up.
Of course, him.
Satoru only let out a pleased chuckle after hearing your demanding voice, it was very adorable of you. " which flavours do you want them, darling." He questioned quietly while rubbing absent mind circles on your waist ever so softly. The touch had your brain melting. " uh, I want mango and vanilla icing filling one." hiding your face further into his biceps, you mumbled slowly to him.
" why only one?? choose some more." Satoru said while moving his hands to caress your cheek. His touch was very gentle and tender in a way that made you sleepy all of a sudden. Snuggling into his soft, warm hand — you tiredly mumbled, saying you want the chocolate and strawberry flavours too. Satoru bites back the urge to devour your chubby cheeks right then and there, you was suddenly being so cute and docile in his arms had him losing his fucking mind.
He was not mentally prepared to see you acting so cutesy around him — and it's indeed not good for his health. His heart felt like it was about to fall off from how loud it was beating.
Alerting the vendor to which flavours he wanted, his arm instinctively came to hold you waist again. He just couldn't get enough of touching you, now. Your soft skin beneath his hard ones felt so fucking amazing. It was like a newfound addiction on his part.
" feeling sleepy, darling." after feeling you trying to snuggle even more into his side, Satoru softly questioned, holding you tightly to his body. " a little hm, and my feet hurt too." you complained to him quietly after burying your face completely into his biceps. Then, sneak a glance at him under your lashes. " why didn't you tell me earlier." Satoru said in his usual dramatically worried tone, fussing over you — trying to take a good look at your feet. It was indeed irritated with angry red marks. " we're getting new shoes." paying the vendor hastily while taking the bags that was filled with sweet mochi — he suddenly picked you up with one hand ike you weigh nothing.
" whaat!! put me down!! you brute." you whisper yelled, trying to loop your hands around his neck. You didn't want to fall off and crack your neck. Thank you very much. Now, you can see almost everything in the night market without straining any joints in your neck. It's like you were at the top of the world.
" you're absolutely not walking with these shoes, not here or anywhere else either. I'm gonna throw these away. What brand is even this. Such poor quality. I should sue them. What if you get irritations after this huh???"
" I'm not throwing these away, and no, we're not gonna sue anyone over a pair of shoes."
" to the record, these shoes hurt your feet, and it's a huge crime itself, and I'm definitely gonna burn these."
" please, you're so dramatic."
" I'll show you how dramatic, I could be." You were about to roll your eyes at his ridiculously dramatic take even on slightest inconveniences. Typical rich people. There was a bit pause in the retort that were right at the end of your tongue but the you saw something — It is a cozy, open-air boutique packed from floor to ceiling with the softest plush footwear imaginable, you never one to walk pass something so cute.
Slippers are stacked on tiered wooden shelves hung from the canvas ceiling on a tiny clothesline. It looks like a waterfall of pastel pinks, mint greens, and warm cream colours. You looked down at Satoru, who had already made his way towards the tiny little boutique before even you could grab his hair and lead him to the store like the ratatouille.
" I got to put me first." Satoru rolled his eyes after letting you climb down on him very carefully. You looked crazed after seeing cute fluffy slippers and shoes everywhere around you. It was heaven.Every pair resembled an adorable design. Plush bunny ears that bounce when they moved, embroidered with sleepy eyes, 3D bear snouts, and slippers shaped like chubby, smiling frogs, or almost every character in Disney world. But then, a very specific one caught your eye.
It's a plush white cat with blue eyes that had extremely cute floppy ears, with an infuriating smirk that you see every day — and the sunglasses hanging off from its eyes were cherry on top combination. " that one awfully looks a lot like you." Satoru followed your line of sight curiously. You pulled his hand to drag him closer to your target.
" why are you waddling like a baby duckling."
" shut up!! Not everyone fell from a fucking coconut tree like you."
" what the hell even that supposed to mean."
You ignored his offended tone and tried to stand up on your toes to grab the pair of slippers that caught your eyes. " y-you!! just warn me before lifting me up out of nowhere, you idiot." slapping his hands that holding you in the air. " Wait, they have your size ones too!!!"
" stop wiggling." Satoru had to pull you back to his chest before you let yourself fall down face first. " it's hilarious. Oh my god!! why are they looks so similar to you. Wait this has to be a family heirloom." holding the slippers one by one to each side of his face — you exclaimed quietly while laughing softly.
Satoru's heart started thudding so hard like it's trying to escape from his throat.
His heart has to go, bro. It's working overtime these days.
He just physically couldn't stop himself from looking at you. It's like his eyes were chasing even a micro expression you make. He can't miss anything that happens at this very moment. Satoru wanted to engrave your smile to his mind.
"Look at these," you said, laughing — sliding your hands inside the slippers and holding them like puppets. You slowly made the floppy ears attached on them nod at him, your eyes crinkling at the corners.
He didn't fucking care to look at the slippers.
He just couldn't.
For the last hour, the market had been a blur of loud vendors, heavy smoke, and flashing neon lights, — but standing under the warm, twinkling fairy lights of the stall, everything else went quiet. Whenever you let out a genuine laugh, and look at him with your eyes crinkled with mirth — entirely unguarded.
It completely disarmed him, utterly at your mercy.
The ambient pink and gold light from the display caught the edge of your cheekbones, but it was the sheer glow of your expression that held him on chock hold. He found himself tracking the slight dimple near your cheek, the way your eyes mirrored the tiny string of lights, and the pure happiness you held in your very eyes.
"You're not even looking," you teased, voice dropping into something softer, playful edge as you took a note of his silence. Satoru swallowed hard and looked away from you for a second to take his shit together. The bustling noise of the night market suddenly rushed back into his ears, though his focus didn't waver from you at all. He forced out a small, helpless smile of his own, unable to deny how deeply that single smile had just anchored him to you.
He realised that he's in deep shit.
Screwed for life.
Despite having a dozen places he was supposed to be, a hundred things constantly weighing on his mind.But looking at you right now, illuminated by the cheap, twinkling fairy lights of a ridiculous slipper stall, the noise of the world simply disappeared.
He didn't want to be anywhere else in the world other than right here.
With you.
Choosing ridiculous fluffy slippers in a cramped boutique, watching you laugh freely without a care in this restless world.
Even if the entire city froze around them, he wouldn't mind at all. Satoru felt like he could die in this moment. He would die as a happy man, right here without any regrets.
"I am looking," Satoru said softly after breaking the blissful silence that was stretching between you and him. His voice was steady but held a weight that made your hands pause inside the plush slippers that you were holding. "I'm looking right at you."
" ugh, that's so cheeky."
" I see you blushing, miss secretary."
" shut up."
" yes, madam."
Satoru leapt into action before even you could bend over to remove your shoes. He kneeled down in front of you and softly grabbed your feet while you held sat on his shoulders. " getting comfortable, I see." He said, urging you to lift your feet up. " Hmm, very comfortable. A 10/10 seat. I should give you 5 star reviewing for this."
" well, I've a seat even better than this-"
" save your breath and stop being delusional."
" nah, we will get there. Naturally."
" in your dreams."
" yeah. I'll dream about it. Thank you very much for reminding me."
" stop biting your future husband. this is considered domestic abuse." Satoru exclaimed while holding his arm after you bite his biceps rather violently. When he took a look at the damage — your whole teeth had left its imprint on his bicep. The angry red mark felt so contrast against milky white skin.
" what the fuck are you?? A fucking feral cat in streets?? Biting and scratching people left and right??!!" Hah what is this behaviour!! "
" You were asking for it, you were dying for it!! "
Satoru had to cover his face for a second to get the strength to deal with your nasty tempter and attitude.
Well, he asked for this, btw. Even begged.
Suffering from success, I guess.
While Satoru kept contemplating his life decisions, you look your sweet time trying the slippers that you chose. " sooooo, how do I look??" Satoru eventually broke out from his reverie and stood up from the floor. " Hmm, it's hard to decide. give me a little spin."
You did just as he said — giving him a cute little show, the white, flowy fabric of her garment rippled around your ankles like water, catching the gentle breeze drifting through the market alley. The delicate blue straps of your dress, tied into neat bows at your shoulders, shifted with your movements. The contrast was striking—the elegant, airy white of your dress making the ridiculously bulky, fluffy slippers look even more endearing.
You looked up at him, biting your lower lip to suppress another laugh as you wobbled slightly in place after twirling. "Are they too much? Be honest." Satoru looked from the blue bows on your shoulders down to the giant plush slippers on your delicate feet, his heart hammering against his ribs. Just looking at you standing there in your flowy white dress, framed by a wall of pastel fluff slippers, you looked entirely breathtaking — and Satoru had never been more certain that this was exactly where he belonged.
" no. they look very cute on you — almost like you didn't just bite me with your teeth."
" then they can do a good job."
" yeah. hiding that fact you bite and scratch people in daily occurrence??"
" yup. you get my point, old man." sticking your tongue out to taunt the poor man further, you continued what you were doing by standing in front of a giant ceiling to floor size mirror — checking out the cute slippers that you wearing.
" I'm not old."
" denial is a river in egypt, and your wifey is right." The words slipped out of your mouth with effortless, teasing confidence—until the reality of what you had just said caught up to you in a speed of light.
Wifey.
That one word hung in the air between you two. Your breath caught in your throat. Completely frozen, your foot still slightly raised in front of the mirror, as the playful smirk died on your face while you didn't dare to look behind.
Satoru didn't dare to move. He didn't even fucking blinked. The teasing warmth in his expression instantly melted into something intense, possessive, and fiercely obsessive. That one word you uttered so easily had sent a electric jolt straight through him, pinning him to the spot.
Meanwhile, you realize that after you screwed up a big time after accidentally spoken your hidden feelings aloud so easily, a fiery crimson blush rushed up your neck, instantly staining the cheeks and tips of your ears. Desperate to swallow the words right back in, you pulled her lower lip between your teeth, biting down hard on it as if you could physically trap the rest of your thoughts inside.
You finally turned and looked up at him through your lashes, lip still caught firmly under your teeth, eyes wide with a mix of panic and breathless vulnerability. Caught red-handed.
The silence between you and him stretched — suffocating you two with an undeniable tension, thick and electric, completely drowning out the entire roaring city around you.
Satoru stared intensely at you biting your poor lips, his gaze dropping to the blue bows on her shoulders that were swaying sightly, then back to your flushed face.A quiet, low chuckle vibrated in his chest—not a teasing laugh, but one of pure, overwhelmed disbelief at his own luck.
Did he just fucking get his dream girl?
After all this time, having you right under his nose. How could he not realise sooner that he undeniably, utterly, irresistibly in love —
With you.
After all this time.
Hell yeah.
Always.
Satoru took a single, deliberate step closer into your space, his shadow completely eclipsing the pastel light of the stall. "Is that so?" he murmured, voice dropping an octave, entirely hypothesise her with his voice. " my wifey, huh?"
" woah, woah hold your horses."
" can't do that now they escaped the second you said the word wifey."
" I'm gonna get a restraining order on you."
" as if that could stop me. you're all mine now."
You did such a poor job of hiding how nervous you're at this moment — pretending to act as if you are not trying to physically hold back your racing pulse.
You looked so small underneath the glowing fairy lights, caught between your own careless words and the intense, unyielding weight of Satoru's gaze that pinned down at you.
He didn't give you a chance to backtrack or room to laugh it off or pretend it was just a silly joke — he knows you more than anyone so there's no way escaping without any consciousness.Satoru took one more slow, deliberate step forward, completely erasing the last bit of distance between you and him.
The crisp white fabric of your garment brushed against his clothes, and the subtle scent of your flowery soft perfume mixed with the warm air of the stall. He reached out, his long fingers gently holding the smooth skin of your jawline. Satoru let his thumb wander just below your lower lip that was bitten so harshly by you, a soft but firm pressure that coaxed you to finally stop biting it.
Satoru leaned down slightly, his cerulean blue eyes locked onto yours, it's almost looked teasing, but the fiercely possessive edge into it told you otherwise. The roaring night market, the flashing neon lights, the passing crowds—none of it existed anymore.
"You said it, not me," he whispered, a breathless little smile tugging at the corner of Satoru's lips. He looked so ethereal, stealing your breath away for a second. "Which means you're all mine now. don't make me repeat that again." your poor heart thudding violently against your ribs, the blue bows on your shoulders kept trembling slightly as you took a sharp, shallow breath to calm your racing heart.
His hand drifted from your jaw, fingers sliding lower to gently wrap around your wrist, his grip warm, solid, and entirely inescapable. It was certainty a simple touch, but that made her knees feel weak, especially while balancing in those ridiculous, oversized plush slippers."There’s no escape, not after tonight." Satoru murmured against the quiet space between your lips, his voice steady, low, and laced with absolute finality. "You're stuck with me."
" have you ever murdered someone?"
" hm, no not yet."
" the fuck you mean by not yet?? were you planing to??"
" no, but I've a very strong feeling that you'll make me wanna murder people in the future."
Before even you could bite back a response — Then, the soft canvas flap behind them rustled."Excuse me! cute couple!" the voice was bright, booming, and completely unaware of the brewing tention between the two of you. But to you, this loud vendor is a heaven sent angel who saved you from the blue-eyed apex predator that was about to swallow you whole.
The elderly vendor with a pristine white apron and a friendly, wrinkled face popped out from behind a tower of pastel fleece, clapping his hands together enthusiastically. He looks genuinely elated after seeing the outfit that Satoru was wearing. Any normal human could just guess how expensive that suit. Satoru's regal stance only added the fuel to the fire.
"You both look so wonderful together! Are you going to buy both sizes of the cat slippers? I see this miss already found the larger size for the handsome boyfriend right here!"
You immediately face palmed after hearing that. You knew the exact words that were about to slip from that infuriating white-haired menace's tongue.
" future husband." Satoru's shameless voice chirped rather loudly, and the vendor awkwardly kept smiling. Well, Satoru's smile can be so creepy sometimes. He looks like kind of an overly smiling serial killer appeared in movies.
" t-that's nice. haha, young love. Indeed." The vendor side eye Satoru so hard after saying the young part. It was suspicious. But Satoru just let it slide because he's too happy to be worried about something so trivial.
He's lying. He's so fucking offended.
Probably gonna bulldozer the whole stall by the morning.
You covered your face in utter humiliation, face turning a shade of crimson that rivalled the glowing red lanterns down the street. You instantly ripped your wrist from his grip, burying your face into hands as the sheer embarrassment of getting caught in such an awkward situation with a total stranger. The poor vendor probably thinks they both nuts.
He blinked when you suddenly snatched your hand back from his grip — as he slowly turned his head to look at the beaming shopkeeper.
For a split second, a flash of mild irritation crossed his features at the prior interruption." just pay him already. I wanna go home."
After hearing your stern voice. Satoru looked down at you —hiding your burning face, you were trembling with embarrassed laughter, shoulders twitching—his irritation completely disappeared.A genuine, breathless laugh escaped from his lips.
Satoru reached into his pocket, pulling out his wallet without a single hesitation. He looked the enthusiastic vendor right in the eye, a proud, undeniable smirk settling onto his face.
"Yes," he said, his voice ringing out clearly over the market noise as he gestured to the giant plush paws on her feet, and then to the larger pair that already was in the old man's hands. "We’ll take both. Anything for my future wifey." Looking away from him and the vendor, you pretend not to hear anything and let out a muffled, defeated groan, but you couldn't stop the hopelessly happy smile from spreading across your face.
You're so fucked.
You like this fucking shameless old man.
" let's go, wifey."
He's so insufferable.
" don't call me that."
" nope. you started it. and you can't back out now."
So fucking annoying.
But you liked him anyway. " why not get married tomorrow morning anyway."
" shut the fuck up."
" yes, wifey."
" STOP CALLING ME THAT ALREADY."
" I see you blushing, my darling wifey."
Your face was still burning a furious, hot pink, and you could feel his smug, victorious gaze heavy on the side of your face without even looking.
"I'm leaving," you muttered, voice a mix of a squeak and a huff.Without waiting for him, you turned on your heel and stormed away from the stall — not bothering to change out of your slippers. The delicate blue bows on your shoulders bounced with every angry, embarrassed step you took while marching straight back into the crowded narrow street of the night market.
"Hey, wait up!" Satoru's voice called out from behind you, entirely laced with amusement. You completely ignored him, weaving furiously through the clusters of tourists and locals. But it was impossible to outrun him in a crowd.
And you looked utterly ridiculous with the fluffy slippers that you were wearing.
Within seconds, his long ass strides caught up to you, his shadow falling over you once again."Wifey, hold on," Satoru teased restlessly, leaning down slightly so his voice vibrated right next to your ear. "You’re walking too fast. Can't lose my three apples tall wife in this crowd." He held up the plastic shopping bag, shaking it lightly so the plush slippers inside rustled. And his other hand was holding the shoes that were cutting your feet earlier.
"Stop saying that word!" you shrieked quietly, covering your burning ears while kept marching toward the bright neon exit of the market. "I was just joking! It was a slip of the tongue!" you exclaimed so loudly over all the sounds of the night market.
"Sounded pretty official to me," he countered, a low, effortless chuckle rolling through his chest. Satoru didn't try to stop you from walking this time; he simply walked right beside her, matching your frantic pace with ease, a proud, permanent smirk etched onto his face.
By the time they reached the edge of the market where the neon lights faded into something quieter. The night was officially winding down. The roaring crowds began to thin, and the cool night air brushed against your flushed cheeks.
You finally slowed your pace, letting out a long, exhausted sigh, though you still refused to look him in the eye.Even though you had tried so hard to storm away to escape his merciless teasing.
But as you both walked side by side toward the parking spot, the heavy weight of the shopping bag that was in his hand was a constant reminder — you were caught red-handed. And judging by the soft, fiercely affectionate look Satoru gave you whenever you tried to steal glance at his way, you're 100% sure that insufferable blue-eyed menace absolutely wouldn't let you forget any of this.
- 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒚,
8:00 𝒂𝒎 / 2026.06.13 _//𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 27𝗱 𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲.
The view from the top floor of the corporate tower usually anchored him.
But today, it was just an annoying distraction. Satoru's office was a piece of architecture that screamed generational wealth. Polished obsidian floors stretched out to meet floor-to-ceiling glass walls that overlooked the sprawling Tokyo skyline. A heavy desk carved from a dark walnut sat in the centre of the room, stark and clean.
There was nothing felt out of place but except for the massive, slightly crushed plastic shopping bag sitting on the sleek leather sofa across from him. Peeking out from the top was a flash of white-colored cat with blue eyes and a goofy, embroidered smirk apparently reminding you of him.
Satoru rested his jaw in his palm, his eyes boring holes into the vacant desk just outside his glass door. Your workspace was perfectly neat. The computer monitor was dark. Multi-coloured pens and highlights that you used for your reports rested inside the cute pen holder you had on your desk.
No blue bows tied into your shoulders as shaking with silent laughter. No rustle of a white, flowy garment as you rushed around making his life a chaotic mess.It was 08:45 AM.
You were never this late. That's a lie, he's just being dramatic. You sleep like dead every morning. Even missing your 19 alarms that were shaking down the apartment of yours.
Satoru's mind traced back to the previous night. After you had spent twenty blocks frantically marching away from his relentless teasing, he had finally managed to guide you into his ridiculously flasy car. During the drive, you had pouted, staring stubbornly out the window at the passing neon lights while your cheeks retained a stubborn, lovely pink hue.
When he reached your apartment building, he walked you safely to the very door of your apartment. " See you tomorrow, boss," you muttered, intentionally using his professional title to re-establish boundaries, though your eyes had darted nervously to the bag of slippers in his hand. " See you tomorrow... wifey," Satoru had murmured back, just to watch you suffer.
He's such an asshole.
Satoru shifted in his gigantic ass chair, his brow furrowing as a rare spike of genuine anxiety pierced through his usual idgaf demeanour.
He picked up his personal phone for the fourth time in ten minutes.No texts. No emails. No formal sick leave request routed through HR.
Did he push you too far at the market? Was the "no escape" comment too intense?
He tapped his fingers rhythmically against the dark wood of his desk. Satoru was a man accustomed to having absolute control over multi-million-dollar mergers, yet here he was, completely devastated because his secretary had missed her morning check-in.
He unlocked his phone, Satoru's thumb hovering over your contact name. Part of him wanted to demand an explanation as your employer, but the louder, more desperate part of him just wanted to make sure you didn't catch a cold from walking around the market in your thin, flowy dress.
The rhythmic tapping of his fingers on the dark walnut desk stopped instantly when the internal intercom buzzed.
" Sir, your eleven o'clock appointment is arriving, and I have a quick update from Human Resources regarding your executive assistant," a generic voice from the temp pool chimed through the speaker.He didn't care about the appointment.
He pressed the button, Satoru's voice dropping into his usual tone, commanding corporate register. "Put the HR update through."
" Ah, yes, sir. Head of HR just messaged. Your secretary submitted a digital formal request about twenty minutes ago. Stating that she is taking a paid day off today for... personal reasons. It was auto-approved due to her perfect attendance record."
Personal reasons. Is this how you gonna play this??
"Understood," Satoru said shortly, cutting the line before the temp could say another word.Leaning back into his leather chair, an annoying scowl clouded his face.
Personal reasons? you had never taken a random day off in the five years — you had worked for him.
Not once. Well, he didn't let you take any, btw.
Satoru's eyes drifted back to the giant plush cat ears peeking out of the shopping bag on his sofa. A slow, knowing realization began to dawn on him, replacing his anxiety with a wave of deep amusement.
You weren't sick.
You were just hiding.
This dude is so fucking delusional.
The proud, stubborn little secretary who had boldly claimed she was going to be his "wifey" under the night market lights had woken up this morning, realized the full weight of what she had said, and panicked.
You probably couldn't handle the thought of sitting at your desk outside his glass wall, having to look him in the eye while he poured your morning coffee and reminded that there was no escape.
Talk about being delusional. I had been diagnosed for less.
A low, slow chuckle vibrated in his chest. Satoru stood up, fastening a single button of his tailored suit jacket as he walked over to the floor-to-ceiling glass window. "Personal reasons," Satoru murmured to himself, his reflection showing a thoroughly entertained, fiercely possessive lopsided smirk. "Nice try." Did you really think a digital HR form could keep him away?
You told him last night that you were gonna be his wife very soon, — you didn't, btw
And Satoru was a businessman who always collected his dues. He reached into his pocket, pulling out his phone, and ignored all the boundaries entirely, like what the fuck personal space did even mean?
You loved your personal space. Satoru also loved your personal space.
Grinning like a love sick fool — Satoru kept typing direct messages to your personal number.
- 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏 | 4+ 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒔 _^8:56 𝒂𝒎
// 𝗶 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗛𝗥 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴.
// 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝘄𝗶𝗳𝗲𝘆. 𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝘆 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝘁 11𝗽𝗺.
// 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵.
// 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗮 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗴𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗲. 𝗬𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻. 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝘂𝘀𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗲, 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴.
// 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗿 𝗜'𝗺 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿. 𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝘄𝗶𝗳𝗲𝘆 🩷🥺
- 𝒘𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 | 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆 _^9:00 𝒂𝒎
// 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳𝗳. 𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿. 𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗘 𝗔𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗬𝗢𝗨!!! 𝗜 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨. 𝗗𝗜𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗘 𝗕𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛. 𝗜'𝗠 𝗚𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗔 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞 𝗬𝗢𝗨.
- 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏 | 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆 _^9:02 𝒂𝒎
// 𝘀𝗼 𝗳𝗲𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘆. 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗶 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼 𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲. 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀.
𝚃𝙰𝙿 𝚃𝙾 𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴.
// 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗨𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗛𝗛𝗕 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞 𝗠𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗬𝗬𝗬 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗬 𝗔𝗦𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘.
𝚃𝙰𝙿 𝚃𝙾 𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴.
//𝗪𝗔𝗜𝗧 𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗟 𝗜 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘!!!
𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚂 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙰𝚅𝙰𝙸𝙻𝙰𝙱𝙻𝙴.
Satoru was fuming — how fucking dare you block his number. He definitely felt like murdering someone.
𝘁𝗼 𝘣𝘦 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱.
𝙰/𝙽: 𝚒 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 2 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝚒 𝚌𝚊𝚗, 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚏𝚎́ 𝚘𝚗𝚎.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢.
@sweethearticism 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘵𝘰 𝗆𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘂 𝗼𝗯𝘀𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻.
and my all cuties @nerdjoholic @rosehoneycomb @kwke @insertnicheusername @iyalzr @hernamejara from my cute café fic. I LOVE YOU GUYS SM!!
Ass, tits or thighs? (Ft nod krai cast) (Typical warnings of NSFW, fem!reader, mentions of a lactation kink in Albedo's, possible OOC for all of them. Fight me all you want in the comments if you want. English is not my first language)
(this plot is so overused. Does that mean I care? No, I'll do whatever I want so just enjoy my analysis or whatever)
Varka: Ass
He'd be super embarrassed about this question and probably blurt out "personality" or something like that. A knight shouldn't be so improper with his lover! But sometimes you see him staring a little too long on your behind for it to be a "friendly" look when you bend over to pick something up. If he's ever holding you close to him, his hands are always on the hips or waist, just close enough to your ass but never doing anything until you ask. Basically cock blocking himself lmao
Flins: Thighs
Also the type to say "personality" but more of an endearing way than anything else. Probably be like "you are so enchanting, how could I pick just one?" So he says personality instead. Though, he's never one to complain if he gets a nice shot of your thighs, doesn't care if they're small or big. He seems like the type of guy to enjoy giving oral, so having your thighs around his head is probably a fantasy of his.
Nefer: tits
Not ashamed of her answer, and it was quite obvious. She doesn't care about your body type either. If you're flat, she likes pinching and playing with your nipples from underneath your shirt, perhaps dragging her fingers along your areola. If you're well endowed she prefers to squish your tits between her fingers to relieve stress. One thing's for certain, with those claws on her fingers your skin will hurt and look red. Good thing she has her mouth to help.
Lauma: tits
Unlike Nefer, she prefers to admire your body from afar more than anything, and she is most importantly not crude. She likes laying her head on your chest regardless if your tits are big or not. If you're ever sore she likes massaging them within her fingers, but she'll never go past your boundaries. Though, if you ask her to take a step further she wouldn't mind, after all she does have a few fantasies and needs of her own.
Nicole: thighs
If you ever asked her this question, she'd at first go on a tangent about how human evolution evolved and why we find such body parts appealing despite them being storehouses of fat for the most part. If you ask her to give a straight answer she'd say thighs. She likes it when you wear shorts, maybe when you sit down and they seem to look bigger. Regardless of their size she likes to lay her head down there and stare up at you whilst yapping about another topic. If she feels cheeky she might bite.
Alice: ass
Practically has an obsession with slapping your ass, with how red it gets from her fondling sometimes. Especially likes it if you wear a tight dress or shorts, she just loveees admiring your figure. She may be busy but that won't exactly stop her from meeting you often enough to eye-fuck you. If you have a tattoo on your lower back best believe she's kissing that senseless. Other than that, she prefers to bend you over with her strap and take you from behind.
Arlecchino: thighs
You're often the one straddling her waist while she does her paperwork, and her hands always find themselves digging into your thighs. She'll stop if it hurts, but gods does she love looking at your legs when they're properly marked by her fingers. If she's eating you out expect plenty of teeth marks around your inner thigh. When she's holding you by your waist, she finds her fingers drawing circles on your hip, to outer thigh. Also likes the feeling of control when her hands spread your thighs open.
Columbina: tits
She takes a long time to think about it, especially since she likes all parts of you and never bothered to think about these sexual questions. She eventually says tits because they're the closest to your heart. She spends the time with you mostly listening to your heartbeat, so she finds it fair to prefer your tits. If anything else, you'll sometimes find her either squeezing or pinching your nipples since she's interested on your reactions and how they feel in her palm.
Illuga: tits
He'll freak out at first if you ever ask and refuse to answer. Though, he stares at your chest a lot more than what is necessary. If you have a gap between your tits, he likes fixating on that for whatever reason, especially when he can see that gap from your top. If you don't have a gap, that's fine too because he'll still be staring at how much space your breasts take. If you allow him to touch he'd probably do it once before chickening out. If you offer a titjob he's practically jello in your arms.
Sandrone: no preference
It's either she doesn't care or she cares for all parts of you equally. There's no real problem for her anyway, she takes what's most convenient. If you're cuddling with her her hands will rest on your tits. If you're standing beside her (with no one around) she'll place a hand on her ass. She likes observing how your thighs enlarge when you sit. You can please her with almost anything.
Dottore: different per segment.
Webtorre likes your tits, Omega your ass and prime your thighs. Though, if you attempt to seduce the different versions of him with any one, it will work. Webtorre will be the more eager of the three to grab a hold of your tits. Omega usually just takes whatever chance he gets and places a hand on your ass whenever he gets the opportunity of your bending over. Prime prefers it when you're cockwarming him and your thighs wrap around his waist. He gets hard just from the feeling of your thighs.
Wanderer: no preference
Also another one that doesn't care. If he's carrying you while he's flying, his hand will subtly palm your thighs. Time to time he listens to your heartbeat, so the cushioning on your chest is appreciated. If you don't have any, that's fine too. His hands are (for the most part) on your ass when you're walking together with no one around. He's not overtly dirty too, if you don't like it then he'll immediately stop.
Albedo: tits
I know that for most of the characters you've seen me saying tits but it's more true for him than ever. He feels like the type of guy to have a lactation kink to be honest. Like, he'd research it for normal purposes and be completely normal about it but it will eventually grow on him. If you're ever pregnant with his kid he will suck your tits at least once for a taste. He's very gentle otherwise, compared to a certain Nefer.
testing the limits ᡣ𐭩 •。ꪆৎ ˚⋅ a valentines special
genshin men in different s*x tropes || part one
ᡣ—𐭩 •。ꪆৎ ˚⋅— neuvilette, dottore, zhongli
note !! MAJORITY of it was written gender neutral, except for dottore (afab!reader for his parts) , NSFW, m!receiving (zhongli), f!ngering (dottore), different plots for each character some are placed in genshin universe some are not! enjoy!
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𐙚⋆°。⋆♡ neuvillette || a simple marriage
it was a simple contractual obligation. stay married for a year until you can make yourself powerful and known within noble society. meanwhile neuvilette could get all the forceful mothers and constant begging of other nobles off his trail, plus the divorce would make him undeemable in society. who would ever want a divorced man?
It was a simple marriage. straightforward goals for you both. you to place revenge on those who have deemed you wrong, all while he offers aid and assistance as a grand duke.
it was supposed to be a simple marriage, so why does he feel himself wanting more after your one and only kiss since your wedding?
FUCKED BY THE FATUI! — STAMINA RATELIST
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TARTAGLIA — HIGHEST STAMINA
as the youngest harbinger, there's no doubt he has the highest stamina out of the fatui men. he's very proud about it, too. he loves to fuck, and it's a surprise to no one. there'll be some days where all he wants to do is ravish you after a long day of combat and fatui affairs, while on other days he wants to take his time to fuck your brains out. sometimes it's hard to keep up with him in bed, with the way he seems to never tire. he loves every single bed activity there is: fucking, eating your pussy, fingering, playing with sex toys, having you suck his dick if you wanted it, and even anal. there is never a time he isn't in the mood to fuck; he'll take every chance he gets to spread that pussy of yours open. this man can't keep his hands to himself at all either; all he wants to do is touch you and please you. tartaglia doesn't have any shame either, he'll take you anywhere and everywhere. quickies by the training grounds, in one of the hallways of the zapolyarny palace, in a secluded spot in the northland bank, and even short makeout sessions during work. this man's hunger is never a joke, because he'll never get tired of you. either way, you'll always be in for a ride with tartaglia, as he probably won't stop until the sun comes up.
SCARAMOUCHE —
technically... he's a puppet... so do puppets really get tired? but seriously, he's definitely a freak—a bratty and cocky freak at that. he loves to degrade you while his hand is wrapped around your throat as he thrusts his cock sharply into you. he gets off to the sound of your moans and pleas, the way your pussy flutters around him with desperation and need from every thrust. scara definitely loves to tie you up too, hands bound together with your legs spread wide and your ankles shackled down so you can't move. he'll tease you, edge you, and overstimulate you until you can't take it anymore. sometimes he even uses a vibrator on you while you're tied up in that position, pressing the toy in a torturous motion against your pussy. and he's not nice about it either. he'll continue to overstimulate your clit till you're shaking and sobbing, begging for him to stop the vibrator. if he's nice enough, he'll lower the intensity, but otherwise... he'll only ramp up the speed. and when you come for the nth time that night, he'll do the honour of cleaning you up by eating your pussy, licking all your juices. and just when you think he's done with you, he comes back for another round, ready to hear your pretty moans.
DOTTORE —
having dottore as a sex partner means having a tons of other guys as your sex partners too. what i mean by that is his segments. each segment has their own level of freak, and by extension, their own level of stamina. omega definitely has the highest stamina out of the rest of the segments, followed by moonttore and primettore. prime definitely has a thing for watching his segments fuck you in front of him, it's like a guilty pleasure. he loves to watch as a segment thrusts himself balls deep inside of you while another has his cock in your mouth, and maybe another to touch and tease you while the other two work on you. moonttore is especially cruel; he'll fuck your pretty little cunt till you're full of his cum and you can't walk. sometimes dottore takes turns with his other segments to fuck you, milking your poor pussy out for the night. he fucks like a man deprived and starved, burying his cock deep inside of you until you beg for him. he's definitely the type to use a drug or aphrodisiac on you if it means you'll be extra sensitive for his cock and touch. anything to help you keep up with his desires. stamina is never a problem for dottore, because there'll always be a segment that's ready to keep your pussy full and warm.
PIERRO —
don't ever assume that his age affects his stamina in the bedroom. while yes, his stamina has definitely worn down over time, pierro knows how to fuck and satisfy their partner properly. he knows your weaknesses and your sensitive spots, and he uses them to his advantage. his knowledge definitely comes from his years of experience, and he'll use them to the fullest to satisfy you. as the director of the fatui harbingers, he's always stressed and has a lot of pent up frustration. so what better way to relieve himself than to fuck his partner? he's the type to fuck you anywhere: bent over his desk, hidden by a pillar in the halls of the zapolyarny palace, or even in the tsaritsa's throne room—as long as she isn't there, of course. pierro will give his all to satisfy you, regardless of how quick he is or where you two are. he's usually very rough with you, but can be quite gentle surprisingly. by the time he's tired, you're shaking and trembling with pleasure, down to your fourth orgasm. even though he gets worn out faster than the rest, he knows how to leave a lasting impression on your pussy.
CAPITANO —
capitano is only this low on the list purely because of how crazy the rest are. most of the time, capitano likes to take his time with you, with slow and deep thrusts and a lot of groaning. he drags out each thrust of his hips and each flick of his fingers against your clit, drawing out soft moans from your lips. he takes his time to please you, conserving his energy while satisfying you. but on days where he feels more stressed than usual, he's rough, fervent. he'll bend you over against the nearest surface, rutting himself deep inside of you till you're arching your back and seeing stars. he'll have his large hands everywhere on you—your hips, your thighs, your waist, your breasts, even your throat to choke you when he's incredibly horny. he loves to watch your expressions as he pounds into you, watching the way your chest heaves and rises sharply with each thrust. and when his body finally gives up and spills his seed inside you, you're ruined beyond comprehension. he'll carry you effortlessly to somewhere more comfortable once you two are done, and he'll make sure to ease any pain he may have caused you during his fervour.
PANTALONE — LOWEST STAMINA
pantalone is a loser. the end. jokes aside, i think pantalone definitely has a lower stamina compared to the rest of the fatui men, but not to be disappointed. he's absolutely kinky in the bedroom, often spicing up your activities with toys and gadgets. he loves to tease your pussy with a vibrator, playing with the setting while shoving a dildo in and out of your pussy. but that doesn't mean he's lazy, because he loves to touch you everywhere and anywhere his hands can reach while using the vibrator on you. fondling your breasts and ass, rubbing your thighs, marking and kissing your neck and collarbone, even fingering your pussy while the vibrator rubs on your clit. but when pantalone does actually fuck you, it's absolutely hot. he'll have his hands everywhere on you during sex, teasing your tits as he drives his cock deeper and deeper inside of you. his thrusts are sharp and rough, but they gradually get sloppier over time when his stamina begins to wane. he'll hold out long enough to see and feel you cum at least twice from his cock, watching as your juices coat his cock and wet the bed. and when he's exhausted? if you're still horny? don't worry, he's still got that vibrator and his fingers to fuck you.
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fantasy ⭐️ | @c1nnam0roll-08 (smut)
juno | c1nnam0roll-08 (smut)
naughty girl ⭐️ | c1nnam0roll-08 (smut)
playing with their hair | @chastiefoul (fluff)
asking your bf 'what are we?' | chastiefoul (smau)
kid-free n' cock-drunk | @fayelero (smut)
boyfriend who? | fayelero (smut)
accidentally abandon you | @kaiiswrld (smau)
week long girls trip | kaiiswrld (smau)
business idea | kaiiswrld (smau)
showing off your cooking | kaiiswrld (smau)
macho bar | kaiiswrld (smau)
make her tap out | @kurooh (smut)
double fantasy | kurooh (smut)
ragebaiting | @mikaiswolfsbane (smau)
something happens and i'm head over heels! | mikaiswolfsbane (smau)
bring your girlfriend to work day ⭐️ | @onuz (crack/funny)
pretty girls get worshipped | onuz (suggestive)
crash landing on that dick! ⭐️ | @reignpage (series)
tiny tim | reignpage (smau)
a cure for your aches | reignpage (smau)
feel it still | reignpage (smau)
bicep pic ⭐️ | @reveries0fmine (smau)
better than him | reveries0fmine (smau)
teach me your love language | @satomiu (fluff/smut)
bf as in bitch fit! | satomiu (fluff)
stretch me out | @screampied (smut)
but that dick was a 10/10 | screampied (smut)
attitude problem | screampied (smut)
ass or tits? | @stqrgumi (fluff/smut)
favourite positions | stqrgumi (smut)
chopped cheese | @suguarluv (smau)
ouch! | suguarluv (smau)
another person | @viaaluvs (smau)
jealousy | viaaluvs (smau)
oops wrong person! | viaaluvs (smau)
guess who i found on tinder!! | viaaluvs (smau)
eating off of their bicep | @yoonsucks (suggestive)
jjk men as dog hybrids | yoonsucks (smut)
give me some sugar! | @arminslutss (smut)
#sendbiceps | @aspinny (smau)
love languages | @dorotheeasrce (fluff) 📖
finding a fake hickey on you | @fireflyschiikawa (fluff/suggestive)
baby daddy | @getokive (series)
quiet game | @girlboybug (smut)
sigma-chi stories ⭐️ | @heartkaji (series)
college jjk boys are the type to... | @https-lovvers (smut)
you want a divorce?! | @ih8simps (smau)
silence | @janeisoffline (smut)
southbound | @kamiflix (smut) 📖
hold me tight | @kkunai (fluff)
dumb arguments | @littleprawntoast (smau)
come and put your name on it | @lxnarphase (smut)
where are you going? | @mast3rbait3r (fluff)
favourite positions | @megumisrighttoe (smut)
too quickly | @metightaf (smau)
he never yells at your antics | @mochiqa (fluff)
finding out your pregnant | @onlyfanfictasies (fluff)
sleep habits | @ouist (fluff)
soft mornings | @sadisticslut666 (smut)
thought you were mad at them, your pussy disagreed ⭐️ | @sazustarz (smut)
spell it out | @seoups (smau)
romance kaisen: behind the scenes ⭐️ | @shiruigami (smau)
jjk hub: uncensored | @slutla (smut)
when their wife is ovulating & cock drunk | @sweetieelilii (smut)
make him beg | @sugoroo (smut)
kink discovery | @theonlysatoru (smau)
soreness | @tojislovergirl (smau)
fever fever fever | @tonycries (smut)
put in time out | @xhxh6 (smau)
you're insatiable | @yorikae (smut)
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suguru your demon boyfriend (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
your boyfriend of 3 years is possessed by a sex-obsessed demon, aka an incubus.
suguru was never super sexual; of course, the both of you had sex a good amount, but it wasn’t obnoxious. things started getting weird a few months ago.
at first it started as dreams, suguru prying your legs open. licking stripes up and down your wet slit, your taste gathering on his tongue.
in the dreams you could never see his face, only his long hair beautifully hiding his face, taking your hand, putting it in his hair, wanting to move it to see his face, but something was stopping you.
but that didn’t strike you as weird; the night fucking did.
you’ll be sleeping nicely, and then you would hear the floor creak and suguru softly pull the comforter from over you, making you shift and wake up.
“i want you… right now.”
the light illuminates his face, his eyes almost light in a glow, and you’re too sleepy to ask questions, so you pull him down in between your legs, putting the comforter over the both of you.
you softly kiss his cheek, adjusting yourself while he strokes himself over your soaking pussy.
“are you okay?”
your voice is soft while you look up at him, not really grasping what’s going on, just thinking your boyfriend is horny late at night.
suguru doesn’t reply and instead slides himself inside of you slowly with a low groan, putting his face in the crook of your neck so he can smell everything.
he drives deeper when he hears you gasp, clawing his back while he gets faster; it felt so different but amazing, like he was bringing your soul out inch by inch while keeping you grounded in your body.
This was only the tip of the iceberg.
it became routine at this point: no sex in the morning, afternoon, or start of the night, and instead right at twelve when the moon would be shining through the curtains. he’ll put you in different positions and drive you to the point where you feel like your body is holding onto this intensity and cum right inside of you while he breathes you in.
nothing is suspicious to you because he acts like regular suguru during the day: loving, funny, and everything under the sun.
there’s no complaining when he wakes you up now; your body has grown to love it because he’s marked you.
the first time the incubus took over his body and saw that beautiful face of yours, he knew he couldn’t let you go, and so he marked you. putting his hand over your abdomen, talking to it while you slept right before waking you up.
a glowing mark now marked on you for only him to see, knowing you’re his.
when he’s fucking you and you’re letting out orgasm after orgasm, making a mess all over his dick while tears pour out, you’re giving him little bits of your soul every time.
when it's too good, almost like you’re floating, you’ll get nosebleeds, clutching onto him like a lifeline while you squeeze around his dick, making sure he pumps you full with cum.
his eyes glowing when the both of you cum at the same time, watching how your mark lights up, connecting to him.
he didn’t want to let you slip in the grasps of suguru anymore because you’re his now.
𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭, 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐌𝐌𝐅 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐭, 𝐝𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥, 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐩𝐬, 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞. 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞..
𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐞
The recent hire. “_____” Female. 22 years old. Young. Pretty. Hard-working— the next upcoming employee of the month. And most of all, the favourite of the two bosses of Fazbear’s Pizzeria. Henry’s, and William’s favourite. There is no denying that, and it’s clear as day. As much as your colleagues appreciate you taking their shifts, willing to stay overtime, willing to take the closing hours; it’s been widely known that there is clear favouritism when it comes to you.
Cool For The Summer // König COD
Summary: König and Gaz are assigned to travel to an island where their target is currently staying. However, König became distracted when he saw you at the beach wearing only a bikini.
Warnings: 18+, MDNI, NSFW, AGE-GAP, AU, HEAVY SMUT, explicit content, mature language, sexual innuendo, erotic, mention of jerking off, cum eating, mutual pining, obsession, lots of teasing, manhandling, choking, spanking, reverse power dynamic, submissive, petname, dirty talk, degradation, oral activities, multiple penetration, unprotected, PiV, squirting, spanking, fingering, blowjob, overstimulation, breeding, markings, rough sex, older man x younger woman
PROLOGUE . . . frat jjk!men accidentally sees nerd!reader at the club house—without the nerd look!
ft. gojo, nanami, sukuna, choso, geto, and higuruma
a/n: i thought this was the one that's going to win in the poll so i accidentally wrote it earlier than usual..
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Maid outfit
MDNI 18+ NSFW
Michael was excited today. He made sure to make his room as filthy as possible. Leaving candy wrappers and his dirty laundry all over the floor of his room. The reason why he's doing this? Is because he won the bet on who's better at Chica's Pizza Toss arcade game with you. And unfortunately, you lost.
He's going to enjoy seeing you cleaning his room going on your hands and knees. He will reward you after with a good fuck.
Only if you did a good job though.
This was going to be his day, as his father should be working till closing. Giving him and Y/n all the privacy he needs. William was being a bitch to him for the past week.
Yelling and cursing at him to clean his room. Maybe he will fuck you on his dad's bed just to get back at him.
The doorbell was heard interrupting his thoughts. When he opened the door, you were wearing a huge coat. When Michael questioned it, you quickly scurried inside to take it off. It was very hot outside for you to be wearing such a coat. But what you revealed underneath. Oh, and what a surprise you gave to Michael. You were wearing such a cute maid outfit and the cute headband. He can't wait to get his hands all over you.
Michael kept pawing at your waist, and you kept smacking his hands off so that you could work.
"What happened here? I don't remember your room being this filthy."
"I have to make sure you weren't slacking off." Michael gave you a smug look. You huffed as you began to work. It took a while as you cleaned all the garbage Michael purposefully threw. While you were on your hands and knees scrubbing the floor, Michael was taking pictures of you, making sure he got all the right angles.
He was enjoying this a lot while you were pouting and frustrated by the amount of work you had to do. You couldn't slack off either, as Michael would tease you and give you a light spanking on your bottom.
You were thankful when Michael went out to get some food, but realized he was getting it for himself and not for you. Appereantly he wants you to beg for him to give you a single fry. This was going to be a bad day.
William had just gotten back from work. He left much sooner as he just needed a break from the chaos. His suit was ruffled, and his tie was hanging on his neck for dear life. His cigarette crumbled on the pavement. He was thankful that Henry was here to take care of the restaurant. He was hoping his pathetic son would finally clean his fucking room.
Michael kept saying he was going to clean his room this week, but never did. The spoiled brat. He was intentionally making it messier, too. For what purpose? William hasn't had the foggiest idea, and it looked like he was slacking off again as his car wasn't in the driveway. William entered the kitchen as he took a swig of whisky and a new cigarette. He puffed out the smoke as he let out a relaxed sigh.
"Michael, do you know where I should put this?"
There wasn't supposed to be anyone here but William. But William knew that voice. It was his favourite little bunny. Oh, and how you showed up at the kitchen wearing... A maid outfit? You froze at the entrance, not expecting William to be here. Your doe eyes are blown wide from the unexpected guest at the house.
William was drinking you up. Eyeing you up and down. You shuffled nervously and gave a small greeting to the older Afton.
"Uh, hi William. I wasn't expecting you here." You nervously spoke as your face quickly flushed from the embarrassing situation.
He quickly stubbed out his cigarette in the ashtray and went prowling towards you.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" William, let's out a little mmm. You stiffened as he started rubbing his hands on your hips and burying his nose in the crook of your neck. Intaking your scent.
"You're going to treat me, bunny?" He asked in a hushed tone. His voice getting deeper and more hungry.
"N-no, im cleaning Michael's room." You nervoursly stuttered as his hands was heavily petting your body.
"Ah, so that's why he kept it in such filth. Maybe I should follow my son's example." He started trailing kisses up and down your neck.
"N-no, I just. I just lost a bet." You stiffened as he kept kissing your jaw.
"Is this why you're wearing a maid outfit?" William gently tugged on the bow that adorned the outfit.
"No, I just wanted to wear it. I thought I would look cute when I clean." You shuffled nervously. William stopped with the tender kisses and raised his head, eyeing you again before picking you up. You let out a yelp as he carried you bridal style to his room.
"What are you doing?" You wrap your arms around his neck for additional support.
"I'm having you clean up in my room." He said to your dismay. You already have enough work with cleaning Michael's room, now William wants you to clean his?
"My services aren't cheap you know." You said in a teasing business manner.
"Oh, how much do you charge?" William raised his eyebrow, letting out a small smirk.
"Mmm, " You pretended to ponder with a finger on your chin while you gazed at the ceiling. "50 dollars an hour."
"Oh, do you really think your services cost that much. I think I have to challenge the price." He finally reached his bedroom and easily opened the door while carrying you in his arms.
"Fine, I'll give you a 5% discount." William pecked your lips.
"Make it ten." He kissed you again and dropped you un-ceremoniously on the bed while he towered over you.
"You cheapskate." He chuckles against your lips as he presses more open kisses.
"How about I pay you $20, and I take you out to dinner?"
"It better be fine dining and not your pizzeria." William pretended to look offended.
"Are you saying my establishment is too poor for you, princess?" He continued kissing as his hands roam your clothed body.
"I don't want to eat cheap pizza as a reward for my hard work." You spoke in between kisses. Your body was getting warm, and your head was feeling fuzzy.
"Such a spoiled little princess. But I will make do." His kisses became rougher.
"My." He spoke in between kisses.
"Spoiled." 'Mwuah '
"Princess," He kissed one final time before pulling away.
"Deal." You finally took a breath from all the intense kissing. William started sucking on your neck, leaving noticeable hickeys behind as he unbuttoned your uniform. You quickly stopped it. Pressing your hands against his and quickly getting out of the plush bed.
"I -I still need to clean Michael's room." You adjusted your uniform and smoothed down your apron. While you may be feeling lustful, you can't be distracted from the fact that you have a job to do
"Fuck Michael, I'm the master of this house." He quickly pulled you back to bed, rolling you around till he was on top of you again.
"I'm going to fuck you in your uniform." Your face flushed even more, but you were in a panic after he said those words.
"Wait, no, I paid so much for this outfit." It was true, the maid outfits were not cheap, using half of your paycheque to buy this one. You didn't want to use the uniform in a sexual manner like most people. You just wanted to feel like a pretty maid while you cleaned the house
"I'll pay you back for the damages." William continued pawing at your uniform as he yet made another hickey on your neck.
"Will I'm serious, I paid a lot for this, and I don't want it to get damaged." William sighs in anooyed manner. He stops nipping at your neck.
"How much?"
"The dress was $150 and included all the accessories.. $450 to $500."
"$500!!" William repeated the number in shock.
"It was probably cheaper, but the delivery fee wasn't cheap. at all."
"Jesus, doll." William stared at you in disbelief as he gazed at your maid outfit. It was high-quality material. But don't worry, William is a rich man. He will take care of his princess.
"Wait." He wouldn't stop as he kept kissing and pawing at you.
"Hmm. Let me take a picture of you." He quickly got off of you and pulled a small camera from the drawer of his nightstand. He made you perform in all kinds of poses. You were flustered by the poses you have to make by spreading your legs. The next is for you to suck his thumb like the good girl you are.
He had taken his clothes off and wanted you to clean him with his mouth. You were into it at first, sucking his neck down to his chest and to his nipples. But you quickly got embarrassed.
"No, no, sweetheart, you're doing so good for Daddy. Don't be shy, my little princess. You're doing such a good job."
He gently coaxed you. praising him for cleaning him so well. You were still new to being intimate, so of course, you were still shy. After a few more encouraging words and sweet talk. You were coaxed into continuing to kiss and suck his bare torso.
"That's it, good girl, such a good girl for your master." William let out breathy moans as you continued worshiping his body. He needed this. With the stress he had with work, this was the best way to unwind.
With you sucking his cock dry. Trying your best, trying to fit his huge length in your small mouth was a challenge. He made sure to praise you for doing such a good job. He felt himself about to cum and pulled your mouth off his cock.
William stroked it until cum coated your face was coated with the white sticky substance. It resulted in another picture to add to his collection. Of course, you have to wipe your face, getting the sticky cum off. William immediately lifted you up and had you position on all fours on the bed. He teased you with his fingers, gently stroking your clothed pussy. He can see the wet spot on your cute panties. He made sure to press the wet spot against your core.
You let out a shudder and a small whine as he continued to tease you. William would've dragged this out for longer, but with how pent up he is and the stress, he couldn't be patient today. Immediately tear your panties off. He will save them for later when he is at the office.
He lifted you once more and placed your bare pussy on his face. You let out the cutest whines and moans as he ate you out from below. Your maid skirt covering his head, making it more delicious as he suffocated on your sweet nectar. It also helped to trap your scent as he continues to suck and lick your greedy clit. You quickly cummed as you clenched around his tongue, and you let out such a cute moan.
And he wasnt done with you yet. It was only the beginning.
Michael cursed as he slammed the car door closed. Grabbing takeout food proved more challenging than he ever thought. There was a traffic jam that took over an hour to get to the fast-food place. There was a huge line inside the restaurant, and he had to wait even longer for them to prepare the burgers because they somehow ran out.
Michael raced home, going over the speed limit just to see you. It proved futile, as he was pulled over by the cops, to his luck. He finally managed to get home. And what's this?
A purple car?... OH NO.
Michael quickly got out and raced home. He'd better be in his workshop Micheal had hoped. But to his dismay, he saw his Father exit his bedroom, only wearing a pair of boxers revealing his scarred skin from the spring lock's failure. A cigarette dangled from his fingers as he took a puff.
"Took you long enough. Had to entertain your maid while you were gone." He snarked at Michael. Of course, you were lying in HIS BED and sleeping comfortably with your back exposed, showing the fresh marks or love bites and hickies. Your maid's outfit was tossed on the floor, as well as his father's clothes.
William took one more drag as he huffed it out.
"Make sure you clean your room tonight, or I'll have you kicked out before 12."
William: 1
Michael: 0
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Warnings: 18+, MDNI, NSFW, AGE-GAP, AU, HEAVY SMUT, suggestive tone, explicit content, mature language, sexual innuendo, slight violence, erotic, possessive, obsession, enemies to fucking, jealousy, forbidden desire, mention of jerking off, dry humping, mutual pining, heavy tension, angry sex, ownership, lots of teasing, manhandling, petname, dirty talk, edging, rough, degradation, oral activities, unprotected, PiV, squirting, spanking, fingering, blowjob, overstimulation, breeding, markings, rough sex, older man x younger woman, brat!reader x brat tamer!Simon
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Warnings: 18+, MDNI, NSFW, AGE-GAP, AU, HEAVY SMUT, suggestive tone, explicit content, mature language, sexual innuendo, erotic, possessive, obsession, mention of jerking off, mutual pining, erotic, assurance, gentle, slightly rough, desire, heavy tension, ownership, lots of teasing, manhandling, petname, dirty talk, degradation, oral activities, unprotected, PiV, squirting, spanking, fingering, deflowering, blowjob, overstimulation, breeding, markings, older man x younger woman, obsess neighbor! König x inexperienced! Reader