So I was at a bar the other night, right? Girls night out for the holidays before everyone goes back to their respective states.
I’m talking to one of the ladies and catching up, when up walks this man who had also been sitting at the bar, apparently gawking at us for the past hour. We are literally in the middle of a sentence when he places a hand on my friend. We both pause, thinking the other person knew who he was, and he says to her, “doesn’t she look like Helen Keller having an orgasm?” referring to me.
My friend looks at me weird and gives a sort of nervous laugh and I’m just so shocked at his disrespectful and rude statement that I just continue staring back at her and say nothing.
So this mother fucker puts his hand on my shoulder and says, “Do you know who Helen Keller even is?”
My blood starts boiling. He first touches my friend, then says something inappropriate, then touches ME, then thinks he’s about to mansplain who Helen Keller is to me!
So I don’t even look at him, shrug his nasty hand off my shoulder, and just say “Yah”. Then continue on my conversation with said friend.
He saunters off to the opposite side of the bar so he can STARE AT ME the remainder of the evening.
Now I’ve chugged a rather large glass of beer and have to use the ladies room, but now don’t feel comfortable going since he’s on the way to the bathroom. So I do the stereotypical ‘go with multiple girls to the restroom’ thing and he literally turns in his seat to keep looking at me as I walk past him.
He WAITS FOR US TO COME BACK OUT TO STARE AGAIN!
I told my friend, while in the bathroom, that if he touches me on my walk past that I would break his finger.
Creeper was drinking Coors Light all night so I know his ass ain’t drunk.
But seriously. I hate guys like that. I shouldn’t fear using the restroom. I shouldn’t have to keep checking across the bar to make sure he’s not taking photos of me (he had his phone out all night). I shouldn’t need to think about how I’ll respond IF he touches me. IF he says something rude again. IF he tries anything.
Lucky for him, he just kept to staring.
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