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@delightfulbutt
hey everybody, it’s time for the mystery box. the first clue is that it’s something green.
me: he NEVER texts me first, i feel like he isn't interested at all
me: *checks messages*
me: *notices he is always the one to start the conversations* ...
me: it's not like if someone doesn't ALWAYS start a conversation that u are not also interested
i fucked myself senseless BUT I still feel like shit!!!!
this used to work what happened????
for the first time in forever…
a guy im interested in ACTUALLY TEXTED ME FIRST TO CALL ME ON A DATE this never happened bfore not since my super clingy ex boyfriend whom i didnt even like for real
also he called not to have sex but to play board games omg an actual date with someone who is interested in knowing more than the size of my boobs
i dont even know how to act
im laughing my ass off bc this same dude asked me out to fuck my ass and now im thinking how did i ever believe some guy wants me other than for sex aha when will i start thinking abou t them this way too? wawawawawa im a slut
yesterday i went out with this boy i like and i rlly wanted to fuck him but we only had the car and it was rlly late and he is such a nice boy he didnt wanna fuck in the car altough he had no complaints about cumming in my mouth while i sucked him off right there
then he was making fun of me bc i was horny but wouldnt get off with him, he asked ‘will u masturbate when u get home”??? like ughh YES STUPID MOTHERFUCKER I AM BC U DIDNT WANNA FUCK ME IN YA CAR BEHIND A FUCKIN TRUCK bc i accidentally pressed my butt on the horn and he freaked out lmao
aaaahhhh i wanna call him to fuck nowwww
love it when my dealer sends me pic of weed, i feel like they r like nudes, like ooh yes show me, mmmm so green ahhh must be so good yes yes make me high
if he knew how i really feel about him...
im pretty sure he would run away
im drunk and i miss my anon blog where i could just sensationalize my life to a few dozen strangers woop
for the first time in forever...
a guy im interested in ACTUALLY TEXTED ME FIRST TO CALL ME ON A DATE this never happened bfore not since my super clingy ex boyfriend whom i didnt even like for real
also he called not to have sex but to play board games omg an actual date with someone who is interested in knowing more than the size of my boobs
i dont even know how to act
for the first time in my life i fucked a dude i met in less than 30 min lmao we met on tinder the day bfore, and did chat online, but when we met in real life we talked for 5 min and went straight to it wow
guy: i wish i could meet a girl who is down to fuck all the time, totally free and wild with her sexuality, she'd be the perfect girlfriend,
me: hell yea *fucks on first date*
guy: nope, she is fun but no wife material lol what an easy whore
this PORN blog: 0 followers
my regular glitter sparkly pastel girly blog: 50 porn blogs following
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