Untitled Reblog Account #467

[existenceisanillusion]

One, two, three and to the foh. Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre can count to foh.

[delightfullybeardeddetective]

Ready to make an entrance, so back on up. 'Cause you know we're 'bout to fuck this truck.

[pururin]

[delightfullybeardeddetective]

Hina-chan!

[kv3dia]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[30-minute-memes]

Thanks Netflix!

[30-minute-memes]

Due to budget cuts

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catscenter]

[delightfullybeardeddetective]

@matissethecatto

[robpilled]

alien comic

[kitty]

[catlyef]

wow awesome

[delightfullybeardeddetective]

@matissethecatto he wants to share an treat with youm

[pangur-and-grim]

PLEASE follow these instructions carefully

[matissethecatto]

it me

[just-a-shower-fish]

Fishy!!!! When's the wedding!!!!!!?

WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE!!!!!!! :D

[fishhater-ieatthem]

*For wherever the wedding is*

*bursts into the wedding room all dramatic with dramatic music in the background and stuff right when the priest asks ppl to speak now or forever going ur peace*

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

*turns all dramatic to fish*

I LOVE YOU, FISH! I WANT TO KISS YOU, AND SUCK ON YOUR LITTLE TOSIES, AND BITE OFF A PART OF YOUR NECK BECAUSE I CARE

IF YOU WANT TO MARRY THIS NON-FISHERPERSON THEN BE MY GUEST

BUT JUST KNOW… I WILL BE WAITING

WATCHING

[just-a-shower-fish]

The fish stumbled backwards as he slightly bit his lip “No, you had your chance” a few tears left his eyes “I used to love you. I LOVED YOU” He clenched his teeth as he walk down towards the hater “You never loved me, all you wanted was to eat me. I was just some $10 salmon to you” He turned away and slightly looked back “I found true love. I found Molly” He ripped the necklace he carried and threw it back at the hater “I’m sorry, but I won’t let you taste me any longer”

[fishhater-ieatthem]

Fish Hater falls to their knees, and holds the broken necklace in their hand. All of memories, those moments of time together… They clench their fist, holding the necklace close to their heart, a lone tear falls down their face “you’ll regret this, fish-chan. There’s something off about Molly; I’d stay away from her if I were you” they turn around and walk to the door, and before leaving, they say somberly, “and you weren’t just salmon to me… You were the whole damn meal.” before leaving the premises

[just-a-shower-fish]

The shower fish maintains a cold face as he watches the Fish Hater leave. He releases a small sigh of relief before returning back to the altar “I guess we all just needed to grow” He smirked slightly while the wedding continued. 

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[whentheskyfallsiwillstillbe]

MMMEEEEEEEEAAAOW MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOORW

Great, another cat yelling at me in the morning. Just what I need.

[matissethecatto]

97 doctores out of 100 suggest numerous cattos screming at youm in the morninge for good health

[saralozoyart]

‘Why did I end up having to chase after the back of someone who was always behind me?’

[delightfullybeardeddetective]

So cute

[30-minute-memes]

I don’t feel comfortable seeing this cat sitting the way he does

[delightfullybeardeddetective]

@matithecatto