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When your dog is a Disney Princess. 

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[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

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Reblog to save a life

[asubmissiveview]

Listening to this video brought tears to my eyes, but what an incredible way to let 911 know you need help in a situation like this.

[instructor144]

BOOST. If my kid sister had known this, she’d be alive today.

[whatacuntyouare]

Don’t know if they do this in the UK but they should

[instructor144]

BOOST.

[crittizen]

how do you even begin to process six million. how. i can’t even picture the number 600. how do you process six million. 

[crittizen]

this is the hall of names. look at how many books there are. the shelves span the whole surface area of the walls. each page of each book has names on it. it is all written in normal sized font. we don’t have everyone’s name. 

[crittizen]

you’re allowed to reblog this

[kindness-ricochets]

I’ve been in this room. It’s hard to explain how vast and empty it feels. It’s not just the size of the room, though it is a large room, it’s not even the number of books, it’s the work ongoing that will never be fully completed. The amount of human beings swallowed up without even a name left.

When we say ‘never forget’ it has the weight of all the people we literally can’t remember.

[delilahdaffodil]

“No better day than #NationalSuperheroDay to discover that Darren voices Superman again in "Justice Society: World War II" which was released on digital yesterday! (Also Matt Bomer is The Flash!) Here's the official trailer: https://t.co/DCpS86DEpv”

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Bonus: 

[darrenanchrisnews]

UNIVERSAL CITY, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 23: Actor Chris Colfer visits Hallmark Channel’s “Home & Family” at Universal Studios Hollywood on October 23, 2020 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Paul Archuleta/Getty Images)

[thegingerpowers]

[caramelcoffeeaddict]

ghost!Klaine spending the afterlife dancing in each other’s arms

[roachpatrol]

ultimately i think kindness is the most radical thing you can do with your pain and your anger. it’s like, you take everything awful that’s ever been done to you, and you throw it back in the world’s teeth, and you say no, fuck you, i’m not going to take this.  you say this is unacceptable. you say that shit stops with me.

humans are fucking terrible and this awful world we live in will fucking kill you but if you are kind, if you are brave and clever and try really hard, you can defy it. you can impose on this bleak and monstrous structure something beautiful. even if it’s temporary. even if it doesn’t heal anything inside you that’s been hurt.  

i’m gonna sleep and i’m gonna wake up and i swear by everything in this deadly horrible universe i’m gonna make someone happy. 

[roachpatrol]

i’ve seen a number of comments and tags where people feel that they must swallow or repress their anger in order to engage in kindness. that is not at all what i am recommending here. radical kindness is an expression of anger. it is not passive. it is not repressive. it does not require you, in any way, to forgive those that have fucked you up. it does not require you to be quiet. 

it just requires that you be kind. viciously. vengefully. you fight back. you plant flowers. give to charity. play games. pet someone’s dog. scream into the dark. paint and write and dance, tell jokes, sing songs, bake cookies. you have been hurt and you don’t have to deny that hurt. you just have to recognize it in other people, and take their hand, and say: no more. enough. fuck this. no more. 

have a cookie.

i will say this again: we are all going to die. the universe is enormous and almost entirely empty. to be kind to each other is the most incredible act of defiance against the dark that i can imagine. 

[chewbacca]

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[darrencrissarmy]

Darren has been voted Broadway Replacement of the Decade by Broadway World’s readers!! Congrats, Darren!!

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[statecryptids]

*slowly closes laptop and stares pensively into sunset*

“At last, I have found it. The dad joke to end all dad jokes…”

[darrencrissarmy]

“There was so much about Chadwick that I admired and looked up to. He was already an icon. Both as a person that stood for something and a performer that brought us together. ⁣

What a hard-working, lovely man. The fact that he took on such a difficult battle for so long without people knowing is a testament to his grace and commitment to craft. He was an exceptional talent, and more than worthy of the timeless heroes he portrayed. His legacy will forever be one of strength, courage, and inspiration. ⁣

Rest in all the power you gave to the world, Chadwick. May it forever find its way back to the ones you loved.”

~ Darren via IG