Sandwich Patron

suh dude

[warningsine]

[deathdaydreamm]

soappppp

[deathdaydreamm]

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

oh. I thought it was a photo.

[mykrazyuniverse]

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

[deathdaydreamm]

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

[stormbornstargaryen-deactivated]

[ohshit-personified]

This is and always will be the single most iconic moment in cinematic history and I will hear nothing to the contrary

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

it’s britney,

[divascreech]

I just wanna s*** some d***

[sawsbvck]

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

[dankmemeuniversity]

[elderitchblaest]

I love that this post is here to dunk on logan paul and the flat earth society

[muxbug-deactivated20220627-deac]

hating on flat earthers won’t change the truth

[solarpunkopossum]

Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

[thecutestofthecute]

Girls hit your hallelujah 

Girls hit your hallelujah

GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH 

[re-actr]

CAUSE CUTE SMALL DOGS GON GIVE IT TO YA

[insta-gramcracker]

puptown funk

[tinierpurplefishes]

Stop.

Wait a minute.

Here’s my bowl:

Put some kibble in it

[0rganist]

These pictures have the same aesthetic but opposite energies

[mathematicallygay]

pictured: neutral good and chaotic evil

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[freememeskidss-blog]

[drtanner]

BETRAYED

[gif87a-com]

[sushinfood]

that’ll learn ya

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

she was just thirsty :(

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[altedi]

[nitewrighter]

“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”

How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.

[macleod]

nosy anons let's go

[kianlawley]

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if...

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[babyanimalgifs]

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all

[queerfemmewitch]

Real Housewives of Nazareth

[melanch0liaaa-deactivated201708]

😧

[pantherblack]