re-actr

20. Theatre Major. If you think my theme is a mess, you should see my life lol

[melisica]

[skeleslime-phantom]

Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

[sushinfood]

op do you accept constructive criticism

[skeleslime-phantom]

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

[sushinfood]

m i n t    s u c k 

[skeleslime-phantom]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE DISRESPECT MY MINTS

[fox-party]

We found this in an abandoned parking lot today

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[marzipanandminutiae]

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

[stimman3000]

but what a way to go

[cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva]

You could only eat it once

[lord-kitschener]

Forbidden snack

[swingsetindecember]

news report: survey says

me: what was the sample size? the distribution? the demographic??? this is meaningless. you could have asks two people in line at starbucks

[thebootydiaries]

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you’re causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

[orlandobloomers]

imagine life but not bad

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

unrealistic. blocked

[foodchewer]

live laugh lasagna

[trainer-alexis-deactivated20181]

[amazoogle]

[mingd4]

go through things. grow through things.

[welcometoyouredoom]

[animalsnaps]

[julivntorres-deactivated2025040]

[khrybaby-blog]

[bryandaugherty]

[rantingrandall]

[ceisadilla]

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

[arkhamblogger-deactivated201612]

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

[rantingrandall]

[awkward-but-pan-tastic]

This post just ruined my life