**something will be here

vinny | he/him | bastard shit child | i love my wife | warlock

[elderitchblaest]

froggymurdock > elderitchblaest

someone stole my twitter url but i figured this was pretty close

[talizoravonnormandy]

Me: there are so many games I want to play

Also me:

[elderitchblaest]

i [kakos logo] capitalism

in other news, i’ve been listening to @kakosindustries and i’ve predictably become obsessed with it, so here’s my take on corin deeth iii, with a bonus appearance from king leopold of evilon (rest in unrest)

[elderitchblaest]

kaz rietveld brekker

a liar, a thief, and utterly without conscience.

but he’ll keep to any deal you strike with him.

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

⚠️PPL FROM OTHER COUNTRIES PLEASE DON'T BELIEVE THE NEWS ABOUT CHILE. SEBASTIAN PINERA IS A THIEF. PAYCHECKS DON'T COVER LIVING EXPENSES. THE ELDERLY ARE WORKING TO DEATH, PENSION FUNDS ARE NOT ENOUGH. HEALTHCARE, EDUCATION, FOOD IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PAY. IT'S NOT ONLY THE SUBWAY.⚠️

[elderitchblaest]

i’ve had this in my head. for days.

wylan: am i just a piece of meat to you?!

kaz: yes. now put on a smile, porkchop.

[elderitchblaest]

kaz rietveld brekker

a liar, a thief, and utterly without conscience.

but he'll keep to any deal you strike with him.

[freelancernatashashepard]

Taliesin Jaffe Voice: “Okay no- you know what- I’m gonna- hmmmm. Yeah, I gonna- wait. No. You know what? I’m not gonna- I’m jut going to- I mean, I could- eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh okay. Okay. Here’s what happens-”

[zemenipearls]

Hey people Kaz's cane isn't an accessory it's an accessibility item he NEEDS to be comfortable, not something he struts w on his shoulder. He doesn't walk or stand like an able bodied person.

[save-scummer]

I want kaz brekker to break into my house, insult my aesthetic, steal all my possessions and then crack me across the fucking jaw with his cane

[thedecaffeinatedcollectortrash]

I am in the mood to receive a skull-shattering blow from Kaz Brekker’s cane

[elderitchblaest]

i’m here to make dumb soc memes and that’s it. do not question me.

[elderitchblaest]

everyone avoiding reblogging this is a fool

[elderitchblaest]

okay but if kaz had a dog it would just be jenna marbles‘ dog kermit? that’s it??

[elderitchblaest]

i’m here to make dumb soc memes and that’s it. do not question me.

[gsgdfsdfsdgfdg-deactivated20191]

yall homestucks are gettin too comfy

[gsgdfsdfsdgfdg-deactivated20191]

anyways since a reminder is apparently needed, reminder that homestuck is literal FUCKIN garbage and you can’t separate the art from the artist with this kinda shit

tws for ableism, antisemitism, racism (antiblackness/antiasian), rape and lesbophobia, incest, pedophilia, and probably more that i cant think of at the moment

[elderitchblaest]

the boy with the broken halo

finally read six of crows and crooked kingdom by @lbardugo and i feel the need to post a discord rant about kaz and disability

Transcript:

Also it is genuinely so amazing and wonderful that Kaz is able to be such a bastard

Kaz is overconfident and self absorbed and genuinely so fucking awful, and yet from the very fucking beginning it’s easy to see that he’s done this all out of survival.

Kaz is terrifying. Kaz is dangerous. Kaz is powerful and influential and he‘s become a sort of boogeyman, all while being only 17 years old

And he has a limp. He‘s conspicuous. He’s in a lot of pain all the time. And he’s survived not in spite of, but because of his disability.

It’s an important part of his image- it helps to build mystique while at the same time tricking people into underestimating him.

“There was no part of him that was not broken, that had not healed wrong, and there was no part of him that was not stronger for having been broken.”

Kaz Brekker is fucking strong and pissed and scary, and he’s determined take the world by the throat

“I think I wanted to write someone disabled and ferocious, because that’s how I wanted to feel.” (quote from Leigh Bardugo)

[illogicalhusbands]

Alec Hardy as incorrect Holt quotes (2/??)