ermmmm whatever you want

thingz

[dogpuppy]

[stagbeetleboy]

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

[prokopetz]

Whatever else one can say about Tolkien, deciding to resolve accidentally using the same elf name twice by going "actually, it's the same guy; yeah, he just walked back to Middle-Earth from the afterlife – in fact, all elves can technically do that, but he's the only one who did" was kind of a move.

[gondorrevealparty]

me: *holding hands with a snakegirl*

snakegirl: how are yuou doing that :(

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[calicotisane]

*Emails you my spore*

[omenmoved-deactivated20241202]

[medievaljournalist]

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

Have you tried going to a tornado shelter?

[medievaljournalist]

the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff

[runcibility]

ellingson.tv on instagram

[littleguysdaily]

[turtle-brownie]

felt my brain level up in colour theory while rendering this

[outofcontextdiscord]

[not-a-spy-garak]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[disappointedwaffles]

@kittybroker

How much for this kitty chompin on da fishies

[kittybroker]

You won't find fishy prices here! The fishy feaster now biting down some good deals! Eat up these prices of only $15.56!

[asimpleram]

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

[unprofessionalartist]

It's him, Julius xi/xir

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow