I will fight anyone in this ShakeShack

Hi I'm Zoë. This here is just a regular 'ol meme blog

[memewhore]

[nick-nellson]

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

reblog this for good luck

[samreich]

thank you brennan for this incredibly thoughtful gift

[pangur-and-grim]

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

[pangur-and-grim]

[magicratfingers]

explosive diarrhea is trending people are at internet war over a digital werewolf everything is expensive men are lonely women are angry its hot as hell and its the eve america's 250th birthday

[magicratfingers]

famous breakupper taylor secret madison square garden wedding is pissing off locals in new york and senator mitch mcconnell is schrödingering somewhere

[magicratfingers]

welcome to rat news the energy grid is freakin out

[intheimpalawithdean]

[mircalla]

you've been summoned for july duty

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m a machine that turns my mutuals two notes flop posts into a three notes success post

[femmedefandom]

the prevalence of the “6 7” usage today is because the children crave the season six episode seven masterpiece that is “once more with feeling”

[callali1y]

me: it's just like really weird and upsetting when someone is trying to find out my deadname, yknow?

chill af short dude i met weaving gold on his badass loom: oh yeah no i understand completely. do you want that baby or can i have it

me: oh yeah for sure man

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[3000s]

to be honest i forgot he did that

[cronenburger]

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off