Della_Vacker

Della Vacker Soon To Be Callisto Again

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Hello! I am Della Vacker soon to be Callisto again!

These are the elves I have located so far!

@bianavackerr - My beautiful daughter, Biana

@fitzythegoldenboy - My younger son, Fitz

@sophiefoster-ruewen - Sophie Foster

@keefesencen - Keefe, Fitz's best friend

@linhsong - Linh Song

@tam-shade-song - Tam Song

@dexter-alvin-dizznee - Dex Dizznee

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@ask-alina - Councillor Alina

@missringletsandrosycheeks - Councillor Oralie

@councillor-bronte-of-the-cities - Councillor Bronte

@councillor-ramira - Councillor Ramira

@kenric-fathdon-offical - Late Councillor Kenric

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I am divorcing Alden, so I decided to do something he never wanted me to do: Get a human Tumblr account!

I will answer any questions you may have.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

i need motherly advice

@exneverseenglimmer

I'm here for anything!

[janmisali]

pick whatever option the person you follow who reblogged this post appears to NOT want you to pick. if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random. if it's unclear which option the person whose reblog you're seeing wants you to pick, pester them until they give you a straight answer then do whatever they don't say. reblog at your own risk.

first option

second option

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[vespera-folend-official]

hi ! Friend ?

@silveny-the-alicorn

I would sooner eat you than befriend you.

[ask-alina]

DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THE ALICORN-

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Uh oh she's about to attack again-

@missringletsandrosycheeks

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

so this is basically what just happened right

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Yes.

[vespera-folend-official]

If you threaten Biana again I'll track you down and kill you again. She's my favorite character

Good luck.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

DON'T YOU TOUCH MY DAUGHTER YOU-

[vespera-folend-official]

hi ! Friend ?

@silveny-the-alicorn

I would sooner eat you than befriend you.

[ask-alina]

DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THE ALICORN-

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Uh oh she's about to attack again-

@missringletsandrosycheeks

[bianavackerr]

We need to have a talk

@dellsdivorcingalden

ok judging by your username mom I can assume what this talk is going to be about

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Yes, but we need to have the talk

[bianavackerr]

siiighhh okay, what's up?

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Me and your father are getting a divorce

[bianavackerr]

yeah mom i figured, so are you going to find a new place orrrr? not that I want u out im just asking <3

[dellsdivorcingalden]

I have an apartment in Atlantis until I find a house I like

[bianavackerr]

aaahhhh I see, did ya tell fitz yet?

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Yes, and he had a much better atitude about it

[bianavackerr]

hey wha my attitude is very great thank u very much

[dellsdivorcingalden]

No, I mean he didn't sigh at me

[bianavackerr]

hey I js sighed cuz like.. I figured this was comingggg ykkk

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Yes, but I am still your mother

[sexnoise]

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

[mamahartbigg]

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

[akiosilverbangs]

P

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH ART! They so gay I wanna die

[dellsdivorcingalden]

So cute!

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

heyyy so you should totally get therapy now please.

here I’ll even be your therapist :D

...therapy? That... makes much sense and is largely offensive at the same time. And what exactly makes you qualified to be a therapist? Hmmm? Least of all a councillors. Not that councillors need therapy.

[er-idkhehe2]

didn’t you cry the moment you felt the faintest of joyful emotion by Sophie?

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

That... that... that is a very good point.

[er-idkhehe2]

precisely, tell me your problems and I will attempt to assist you! :D

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

My current problem is that no one shows up for team valiant meetings anymore. I don't believe you can assist with that.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Biana Amberly Vacker! Is this true?

@bianavackerr

[bianavackerr]

HEY HEY HEY I SHOW UP sometimes.. like 50%.. uh THATS STILL SHOWING UP

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Don't take that tone with me, young lady!

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

What's this? Finally, someone is talking some sense into a member of Team Valiant? I never thought this day would come. Thank you, Miss Vacker.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Of course. I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner. @bianavackerr YOUNG LADY YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL I DECIDE

[bianavackerr]

FOR WHAAAAAT

fine if I'm grounded hhat means I cant leave the house which means I don't have to go to school which means I also don't have to go to team valiant meetings. win win

[dellsdivorcingalden]

No leaving the house for anything but school and Team Valient meetings (All of which you will attend from now on) and no friends over. Also no Mallowmelt until you get your life together

[bianavackerr]

WHAT NO MALLOWMELTS PLEASE MOM IM SORRY I WILL ATTEND EVERY TEAM VALIANT MEETING I SWEAR PLEASE JE SUIS DÉSOLÉ

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Get your life together and you can have it back. Dommage

(I used some translater for that it's supposed to say 'Too bad' since I don't know french I can't tell for sure)

[bianavackerr]

BUT MOOOOOOOOMMM MY LIFE IS TOGETHERRR IM SORRRRRYYYYY 😔😔

[dellsdivorcingalden]

I don't need "sorry"s, I need "I'll do better"s

[bianavackerr]

I SWEAAAAARRRRR ILL DO BETTER PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEE

[dellsdivorcingalden]

You're still grounded until further notice

[bianavackerr]

smh

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Is that 'shaking my head' or 'somehow' young lady?

[bianavackerr]

so much hate because when fitzy skipped classes uuu didn't ground him >:(

[dellsdivorcingalden]

HE DID WHAT

@fitzythegoldenboy

[bianavackerr]

I MEAN NO HE DIDNT I WAS JUST FIBBING MOM

[dellsdivorcingalden]

@fitzythegoldenboy YOU'RE GROUNDED TOO WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE YOU TWO GETTING UP TOO WHILE I WAS BUSY. SAME CONDITIONS AS BIANA

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

heyyy so you should totally get therapy now please.

here I’ll even be your therapist :D

...therapy? That... makes much sense and is largely offensive at the same time. And what exactly makes you qualified to be a therapist? Hmmm? Least of all a councillors. Not that councillors need therapy.

[er-idkhehe2]

didn’t you cry the moment you felt the faintest of joyful emotion by Sophie?

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

That... that... that is a very good point.

[er-idkhehe2]

precisely, tell me your problems and I will attempt to assist you! :D

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

My current problem is that no one shows up for team valiant meetings anymore. I don't believe you can assist with that.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Biana Amberly Vacker! Is this true?

@bianavackerr

[bianavackerr]

HEY HEY HEY I SHOW UP sometimes.. like 50%.. uh THATS STILL SHOWING UP

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Don't take that tone with me, young lady!

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

What's this? Finally, someone is talking some sense into a member of Team Valiant? I never thought this day would come. Thank you, Miss Vacker.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Of course. I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner. @bianavackerr YOUNG LADY YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL I DECIDE

[bianavackerr]

FOR WHAAAAAT

fine if I'm grounded hhat means I cant leave the house which means I don't have to go to school which means I also don't have to go to team valiant meetings. win win

[dellsdivorcingalden]

No leaving the house for anything but school and Team Valient meetings (All of which you will attend from now on) and no friends over. Also no Mallowmelt until you get your life together

[bianavackerr]

WHAT NO MALLOWMELTS PLEASE MOM IM SORRY I WILL ATTEND EVERY TEAM VALIANT MEETING I SWEAR PLEASE JE SUIS DÉSOLÉ

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Get your life together and you can have it back. Dommage

(I used some translater for that it's supposed to say 'Too bad' since I don't know french I can't tell for sure)

[bianavackerr]

BUT MOOOOOOOOMMM MY LIFE IS TOGETHERRR IM SORRRRRYYYYY 😔😔

[dellsdivorcingalden]

I don't need "sorry"s, I need "I'll do better"s

[bianavackerr]

I SWEAAAAARRRRR ILL DO BETTER PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEE

[dellsdivorcingalden]

You're still grounded until further notice

[bianavackerr]

smh

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Is that 'shaking my head' or 'somehow' young lady?

[bianavackerr]

so much hate because when fitzy skipped classes uuu didn't ground him >:(

[dellsdivorcingalden]

HE DID WHAT

@fitzythegoldenboy

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

heyyy so you should totally get therapy now please.

here I’ll even be your therapist :D

...therapy? That... makes much sense and is largely offensive at the same time. And what exactly makes you qualified to be a therapist? Hmmm? Least of all a councillors. Not that councillors need therapy.

[er-idkhehe2]

didn’t you cry the moment you felt the faintest of joyful emotion by Sophie?

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

That... that... that is a very good point.

[er-idkhehe2]

precisely, tell me your problems and I will attempt to assist you! :D

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

My current problem is that no one shows up for team valiant meetings anymore. I don't believe you can assist with that.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Biana Amberly Vacker! Is this true?

@bianavackerr

[bianavackerr]

HEY HEY HEY I SHOW UP sometimes.. like 50%.. uh THATS STILL SHOWING UP

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Don't take that tone with me, young lady!

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

What's this? Finally, someone is talking some sense into a member of Team Valiant? I never thought this day would come. Thank you, Miss Vacker.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Of course. I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner. @bianavackerr YOUNG LADY YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL I DECIDE

[bianavackerr]

FOR WHAAAAAT

fine if I'm grounded hhat means I cant leave the house which means I don't have to go to school which means I also don't have to go to team valiant meetings. win win

[dellsdivorcingalden]

No leaving the house for anything but school and Team Valient meetings (All of which you will attend from now on) and no friends over. Also no Mallowmelt until you get your life together

[bianavackerr]

WHAT NO MALLOWMELTS PLEASE MOM IM SORRY I WILL ATTEND EVERY TEAM VALIANT MEETING I SWEAR PLEASE JE SUIS DÉSOLÉ

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Get your life together and you can have it back. Dommage

(I used some translater for that it's supposed to say 'Too bad' since I don't know french I can't tell for sure)

[bianavackerr]

BUT MOOOOOOOOMMM MY LIFE IS TOGETHERRR IM SORRRRRYYYYY 😔😔

[dellsdivorcingalden]

I don't need "sorry"s, I need "I'll do better"s

[bianavackerr]

I SWEAAAAARRRRR ILL DO BETTER PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEE

[dellsdivorcingalden]

You're still grounded until further notice

[bianavackerr]

smh

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Is that 'shaking my head' or 'somehow' young lady?

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

heyyy so you should totally get therapy now please.

here I’ll even be your therapist :D

...therapy? That... makes much sense and is largely offensive at the same time. And what exactly makes you qualified to be a therapist? Hmmm? Least of all a councillors. Not that councillors need therapy.

[er-idkhehe2]

didn’t you cry the moment you felt the faintest of joyful emotion by Sophie?

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

That... that... that is a very good point.

[er-idkhehe2]

precisely, tell me your problems and I will attempt to assist you! :D

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

My current problem is that no one shows up for team valiant meetings anymore. I don't believe you can assist with that.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Biana Amberly Vacker! Is this true?

@bianavackerr

[bianavackerr]

HEY HEY HEY I SHOW UP sometimes.. like 50%.. uh THATS STILL SHOWING UP

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Don't take that tone with me, young lady!

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

What's this? Finally, someone is talking some sense into a member of Team Valiant? I never thought this day would come. Thank you, Miss Vacker.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Of course. I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner. @bianavackerr YOUNG LADY YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL I DECIDE

[bianavackerr]

FOR WHAAAAAT

fine if I'm grounded hhat means I cant leave the house which means I don't have to go to school which means I also don't have to go to team valiant meetings. win win

[dellsdivorcingalden]

No leaving the house for anything but school and Team Valient meetings (All of which you will attend from now on) and no friends over. Also no Mallowmelt until you get your life together

[bianavackerr]

WHAT NO MALLOWMELTS PLEASE MOM IM SORRY I WILL ATTEND EVERY TEAM VALIANT MEETING I SWEAR PLEASE JE SUIS DÉSOLÉ

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Get your life together and you can have it back. Dommage

(I used some translater for that it's supposed to say 'Too bad' since I don't know french I can't tell for sure)

[bianavackerr]

BUT MOOOOOOOOMMM MY LIFE IS TOGETHERRR IM SORRRRRYYYYY 😔😔

[dellsdivorcingalden]

I don't need "sorry"s, I need "I'll do better"s

[bianavackerr]

I SWEAAAAARRRRR ILL DO BETTER PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEE

[dellsdivorcingalden]

You're still grounded until further notice

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

heyyy so you should totally get therapy now please.

here I’ll even be your therapist :D

...therapy? That... makes much sense and is largely offensive at the same time. And what exactly makes you qualified to be a therapist? Hmmm? Least of all a councillors. Not that councillors need therapy.

[er-idkhehe2]

didn’t you cry the moment you felt the faintest of joyful emotion by Sophie?

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

That... that... that is a very good point.

[er-idkhehe2]

precisely, tell me your problems and I will attempt to assist you! :D

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

My current problem is that no one shows up for team valiant meetings anymore. I don't believe you can assist with that.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Biana Amberly Vacker! Is this true?

@bianavackerr

[bianavackerr]

HEY HEY HEY I SHOW UP sometimes.. like 50%.. uh THATS STILL SHOWING UP

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Don't take that tone with me, young lady!

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

What's this? Finally, someone is talking some sense into a member of Team Valiant? I never thought this day would come. Thank you, Miss Vacker.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Of course. I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner. @bianavackerr YOUNG LADY YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL I DECIDE

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Do not apologize. Watching justice be served is reward enough.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Okay

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

heyyy so you should totally get therapy now please.

here I’ll even be your therapist :D

...therapy? That... makes much sense and is largely offensive at the same time. And what exactly makes you qualified to be a therapist? Hmmm? Least of all a councillors. Not that councillors need therapy.

[er-idkhehe2]

didn’t you cry the moment you felt the faintest of joyful emotion by Sophie?

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

That... that... that is a very good point.

[er-idkhehe2]

precisely, tell me your problems and I will attempt to assist you! :D

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

My current problem is that no one shows up for team valiant meetings anymore. I don't believe you can assist with that.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Biana Amberly Vacker! Is this true?

@bianavackerr

[bianavackerr]

HEY HEY HEY I SHOW UP sometimes.. like 50%.. uh THATS STILL SHOWING UP

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Don't take that tone with me, young lady!

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

What's this? Finally, someone is talking some sense into a member of Team Valiant? I never thought this day would come. Thank you, Miss Vacker.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Of course. I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner. @bianavackerr YOUNG LADY YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL I DECIDE

[bianavackerr]

FOR WHAAAAAT

fine if I'm grounded hhat means I cant leave the house which means I don't have to go to school which means I also don't have to go to team valiant meetings. win win

[dellsdivorcingalden]

No leaving the house for anything but school and Team Valient meetings (All of which you will attend from now on) and no friends over. Also no Mallowmelt until you get your life together

[bianavackerr]

WHAT NO MALLOWMELTS PLEASE MOM IM SORRY I WILL ATTEND EVERY TEAM VALIANT MEETING I SWEAR PLEASE JE SUIS DÉSOLÉ

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Get your life together and you can have it back. Dommage

(I used some translater for that it's supposed to say 'Too bad' since I don't know french I can't tell for sure)

[bianavackerr]

BUT MOOOOOOOOMMM MY LIFE IS TOGETHERRR IM SORRRRRYYYYY 😔😔

[dellsdivorcingalden]

I don't need "sorry"s, I need "I'll do better"s

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

heyyy so you should totally get therapy now please.

here I’ll even be your therapist :D

...therapy? That... makes much sense and is largely offensive at the same time. And what exactly makes you qualified to be a therapist? Hmmm? Least of all a councillors. Not that councillors need therapy.

[er-idkhehe2]

didn’t you cry the moment you felt the faintest of joyful emotion by Sophie?

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

That... that... that is a very good point.

[er-idkhehe2]

precisely, tell me your problems and I will attempt to assist you! :D

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

My current problem is that no one shows up for team valiant meetings anymore. I don't believe you can assist with that.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Biana Amberly Vacker! Is this true?

@bianavackerr

[bianavackerr]

HEY HEY HEY I SHOW UP sometimes.. like 50%.. uh THATS STILL SHOWING UP

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Don't take that tone with me, young lady!

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

What's this? Finally, someone is talking some sense into a member of Team Valiant? I never thought this day would come. Thank you, Miss Vacker.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Of course. I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner. @bianavackerr YOUNG LADY YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL I DECIDE

[bianavackerr]

FOR WHAAAAAT

fine if I'm grounded hhat means I cant leave the house which means I don't have to go to school which means I also don't have to go to team valiant meetings. win win

[dellsdivorcingalden]

No leaving the house for anything but school and Team Valient meetings (All of which you will attend from now on) and no friends over. Also no Mallowmelt until you get your life together

[bianavackerr]

WHAT NO MALLOWMELTS PLEASE MOM IM SORRY I WILL ATTEND EVERY TEAM VALIANT MEETING I SWEAR PLEASE JE SUIS DÉSOLÉ

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Get your life together and you can have it back. Dommage

(I used some translater for that it's supposed to say 'Too bad' since I don't know french I can't tell for sure)

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

heyyy so you should totally get therapy now please.

here I’ll even be your therapist :D

...therapy? That... makes much sense and is largely offensive at the same time. And what exactly makes you qualified to be a therapist? Hmmm? Least of all a councillors. Not that councillors need therapy.

[er-idkhehe2]

didn’t you cry the moment you felt the faintest of joyful emotion by Sophie?

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

That... that... that is a very good point.

[er-idkhehe2]

precisely, tell me your problems and I will attempt to assist you! :D

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

My current problem is that no one shows up for team valiant meetings anymore. I don't believe you can assist with that.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Biana Amberly Vacker! Is this true?

@bianavackerr

[bianavackerr]

HEY HEY HEY I SHOW UP sometimes.. like 50%.. uh THATS STILL SHOWING UP

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Don't take that tone with me, young lady!

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

What's this? Finally, someone is talking some sense into a member of Team Valiant? I never thought this day would come. Thank you, Miss Vacker.

[dellsdivorcingalden]

Of course. I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner. @bianavackerr YOUNG LADY YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL I DECIDE

[bianavackerr]

FOR WHAAAAAT

fine if I'm grounded hhat means I cant leave the house which means I don't have to go to school which means I also don't have to go to team valiant meetings. win win

[dellsdivorcingalden]

No leaving the house for anything but school and Team Valient meetings (All of which you will attend from now on) and no friends over. Also no Mallowmelt until you get your life together