DELOSER

Hey, Have you ever read that post on Missed Connections about the girl who was in the elevator next to this decent looking guy and got really nervous and farted? Well I'm not here to boast about that, yeah it happened get over it. It didn't smell, it just sounded like it did.

[deloser]

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My laptop because it keeps me warm and lets me pretend to be a 25 year old girl when I am really in fact a puppy named Simba and no one is the wiser.