emily the kitty

cute little gay that likes spaceships :) beware of cat behavior (she/it), system of two (emily and [chloe]) (22)

[fieaux]

happeh pride

[swagophile]

oh to be a hot alternative girl with a ponytail and a baseball cap and a facemask with visible eyeliner working behind the counter at a shitty gas station in some lame suburb wearing pants that are just a little too tight and make my ass look really big and a stupid work shirt and nametag and i'm on my phone scrolling social media for my whole shift but then some shy girl walks in to buy a single immature beverage like juice or some shit and shes wearing like a punch of whites abd pinks and shes got a bunny hairclip and she walks up to the counter and i'm scrolling my phone and shes like "h-hi.." and i look up and i'm like "what" and she blushes REALLY hard and goes "E-EEK- UM.. JJUST THIS PLEASE" and i'm like "okay" and i ring her up and she pays me and takes the drink and practically runs out of the store and i barely take note and keep scrolling my phone disinterestedly but the girl remembers the whole thing visibly and she peeks through the advertisements from outside the store to get a look at me right as i stretch and mh shirt rides up and reveals a tiny bit of my tummy and sge blushes REALLY hard and runs home feeling like a total freak but i didnt even notice or care because i'm nonchalant and doing my own thing. and then maybe she keeps finding excuses to come in and i start picking up on something but i dont know what except she realizes we go to the same college and she starts seeing me (no facemask and i keep my hair down) around campus but she doesnt know its me but i know its her and she approaches me and makes friends with me and slowly we start to realize how much we like each other through repeated interactions at school on my end and at my work on hers and maybe we can. um. anyways i think thatd be cool

[kittydealer]

u/LowDownSlim

[j5daigada]

utsuho

commissioned by @axel-not-rose as a gift for drinkyourvegetable

[cannibalchicken]

[pawberri]

Maidstics 💖🎀

[minna-nakayoku]

if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...

[mothric]

thinking about the time a former housemate said to me "hey I put these box fans in the living room because it's hot" while gesturing to the fans that I was actively sitting in front of because it was hot. and I said "okay thanks." and she kept standing there like she was waiting for something else so I said "am I blocking the airflow? do you need me to move?" and she said no I'm just letting you know they're here, in the living room, for circulation. and I said well yes, I did put that together. I am enjoying them. thank you. and she looked confused. so I asked "am I meant to do something with this information or are you just informing me?" and she said no I'm letting you know they're here because It's Hot In Here. she seemed a bit aggravated, and her emphasis seemed deliberate.

it took me asking three more times before she finally told me she wanted me to leave the fans where they are instead of moving them to my room or something. and I said oh! I had no intention of doing so but thank you for letting me know what the expectation is.

about a month later she brought up that conversation as the moment it actually clicked for her that I Am Autistic And Will Not Magically Intuit The Unspoken Request You Didn't Ask Me.

[mothric]

I have observed enough allistic communication to know that generally, if somebody points something out to you that you can already see or are already clearly interacting with, they are making an indirect request. but as I don't know what the request is, the only way forward is for me to guess (and likely get it wrong), or prompt the allistic to tell me clearly what they need.

however, allistics don't realize they do this, so asking them to say the unspoken surprises and confuses them. this is not their fault. allistics can be quite emotionally fragile and perceive directness as confrontation, so they habitually rely on indirect speech and coded language to preserve others' feelings. this is why they may find it difficult to be direct, even when asked. I have found that with enough gentle encouragement and reassurance that they are actually helping you, you too can achieve successful communication with your allistic friend or loved one. :)

[fandoms-most-parentified]

I’m Getting Adopted By… WHO? (tumblr parent poll round 1 poll 17)

Bilbo Baggins - The Hobbit

pukicho - Tumblr

Voting ended onJun 19

Propaganda under cut

PUKICHO:

- I’m so sorry.

[pukicho]

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.

[pukicho]

That is no way to talk to your father

[girlpurplelily]

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

[boxeater2000]

Having lesbian friends feels so healing. I love u lesbian friends.

[swagophile]

me: [after being isekai'd as a cute magical girl with a big witch hat and a staff that makes cute themed particle effects (my theme is moon and night)] am i allowed to kill myself and reroll cus i think itd be a lot cooler if i was like a powerful monster

my goddess assigned big sister: what are you talking about lil sis? we gotta go into town quick if we wanna get some fresh bread! they always sell out way too fast.. gweeeh...

me: ok so is that a no cus i feel like being a sick ass monster or a demon would be a lot mors citting for my personality

my goddess assigned mother (going to die soon to give us a tragic backstory): dont be silly dear, here, two pieces of gold so you can both get a loaf of breax

my goddess assigned big sister: score!

me: ok so you guys just arent listening to me at all then

my goddess assigned big sister: cmon sis lets hurry!!

me: okay whatever. i guess not. this better be really fucking good bread

[misspetbait]

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

[misspetbait]

well evidently it doesn't work since I don't have any girlfriends

[bowlifecomics]

It makes me happy when they listen

[cheap-pink-mints]

[bowlifecomics]

YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[yamada-ryo]

Post: maybe american defaultism on the internet is bad

Very Smart Person on the Internet That Understood the Post: Oh so you want european defaultism? Huh? You know that's just as bad? You're just as bad for wanting european defaultism. Because that's what you want, isn't it? Because you're european, obviously, the whole world is just america and europe