this blog has been abandoned

[phonysparrow]

Egg

YOU

[deltarose64]

ME

[deltarose64]

why my mouth taste like soap

[deltarose64]

During quarantine I appear to have lost the ability to speak like a normal human being this all happened while on a phone call with my friend

Bud: hay I'm going to add my friend that you don't know to the call

Me: *panicking*

Buds bud: hi

My brain: *windows error*

Me: consume pigeons

And then I left the call out of embarrassment

[catemons-blog]

XD im dying-

[deltarose64]

Dhhdhdhdmddndjdjjdjdjdj I didn't expect you to see that

[catemons-blog]

Bean plant for follower @deltarose64

[deltarose64]

Bean Plant

[deltarose64]

I'm very inactive on here and I don't know why I don't post offen anymore but eh it is what it is

[deltarose64]

And then I didn't post anything for almost 3 months

[deltarose64]

I'm very inactive on here and I don't know why I don't post offen anymore but eh it is what it is

[1eona]

heye every one.

[1eona]

i have on important announcemen t to make.

[1eona]

sam.

[1eona]

[jse-egopocalypse]

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

[jse-egopocalypse]

reblogging because someone liked it and DIDN'T REBLOG smh 🤦‍♀️

[burnt-toast-life]

MAINTAIN B A L A N CE

[b00bconnoisseur]

I think it's balanced now???

[antique-scarecrow]

fantastic work everyone

[goweninsane]

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

[goweninsane]

like this

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

[liquid-geodes]

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

[goweninsane]

Say no more

[liquid-geodes]

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

[cacoughphany]

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

[liquid-geodes]

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

[cacoughphany]

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

[cacoughphany]

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

Your wish is my command

[liquid-geodes]

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[cacoughphany]

this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

[antique-scarecrow]

This is it. This is the meme of the decade. Photoshopping a goose into classic works of art. We've peaked

[deltarose64]

1:15 Am = egg time

[dirk-strides]

What the fuck does this MEAN

[deltarose64]

yes

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

[deltarose64]

1:15 Am = egg time

[tailsychaosies]

Intermission.

[timbllr]

[info-cultist]

[anxietyproblem]

[rock-n-roll-redux]

[blicky417]

Now HE is a role-model

[reinedeboheme]

A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.