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18 | bi

[grraveryl]

[bob-belcher]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

[beaujes]

things that make every video game better

give me nice outfits to wear

let me be gay

give me a pet

[stability]

scooby doo was my life as a little kid imma cry

[craicalaic]

how do people leak songs where do they come from what are you

[deltroid]

Millennials: *treats self to a nice lunch*

Baby boomers: If you would stop wasting so much money on non-necessities then you'd be able to buy your own house!

Millennials: *doesn't spend money on non-necessities*

Baby boomers: WHY AREN'T MILLENNIALS BUYING FABRIC SOFTENER? OR DIAMONDS? THEY'RE KILLING THE PAPER NAPKIN INDUSTRY! MILLENNIALS ARE SO CHEAP!

[st-chair-deactivated20220103]

japanese vs finnish

Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love

Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking

[patthepatpat-deactivated2020051]

japanese vs polish

Japanese: daisuki - I really like you

 Polish: daj suki (you say it the same way) - give me bitches

[ryebreadgf]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

[peachydream]

Now you guys have done it. Pretty soon he’ll disappear and be untraceable then go into hiding for 100 years then re-merge as someone different.

[cocaineteas]

[hoegoalsunited-deactivated20161]

Me and sugar daddy 5

[la-diablareina]

God I fucking wish

[biscaynesugarxo]

Ugh one day

[jessdunn18]

Or you could get a job be independent not rely on some guy 20+ years older than you to pay your way…date a guy your own age and who respects you and not be a total harlot….*shrugs* just me who wants that? guess so…

[backbayqueen]

“I only date boys my age because I like to have have sex for free in the back of a Honda at the end of our McDonald’s date and then get called a slut by him and all his friends. You dirty sluts actually charge for something I give away for free? Disgraceful…”

[backbayqueen]

“Occasionally he sneaks me into his parents house and we fuck quietly in his twin size bed on top of a pile of dirty laundry his mom hasn’t gotten around to washing, he gives me half a poptart and sends me on my way before his parents wake up”

[coldheaux]

lmao ew

[whysperforsugar]

💀💀💀💀💀

[sensei-silvia-blog]

Deceased.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Yall gone learn to stop slutshaming SBs We coming for your throat tbh.

[jetsxdopestnerd]

💀☠️☠️💀💀

[hunyp0t-deactivated20171125]

I’m here for all a dis

[did-you-know]

NASA created retro travel posters for different locations in our solar system in hopes of inspiring young people to imagine a future where common space travel is a possibility. 

Source

[colormebowie-deactivated2017091]

these are really important to me

[neural-entropy]

behind this 100% where do I buy prints

[therealuniverse]

These are free for download and print! The files are 20x30 inches. I plan on emailing this one to my local print shop.

[katsudonski]

Originally posted by thatjoeyfella

[akiyty]

i have these on my wall, and i guarantee, they are SPECTACULAR (and yep, CC-licensed, so you’re good to print them locally)

[gargoame]

We have these framed in our aerospace senior design lounge!

[astrofyre]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SPACE THEMED PRINTS THIS IS AMAZING

[dduane]

So gorgeous.

[scrawnyflannelman]

Neat!

[regularbread]

I really fucking love NASA for this.

[ruinedchildhood]

Batman is me whenever someone forces me to go to a party

[blairwitchh]

this is literally the height of comedy tho

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Elijah: “Cristine, what are you doing?”

Christine: “Just watching TV.”

Elijah: “You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.”

[X-Files theme plays]

[spread-hope-inspire]

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

[the-hughes-langston-particl-blog]

This man was beyond real

[catsandcatsandcatsandcatsand]

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” - Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

[cherubxfawn]

okay but that snake bit him right in the neck and he didnt even flinch

[physicallyqueer]

thats how you know he’s australian….

[carnagecandyy]

Funny joke aside, he also knew that the snake he was handling was not venomous, it was only biting him to show it was not happy with the situation it was put in. If it was venomous, he wouldnt have had it that close to himself

[crazycritterlife]

“If we can teach people about wildlife, they will be touched. Share my wildlife with me. Because humans want to save things that they love.”

- Steve Irwin

[king-of-the-northeast]

@saint453

[extrareality-blog]

[ben-yatta]

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video

[middletonroyalty]

[troyesivan]

STILL TRUE

[cum-fraiche]

i appreciate that he used a black, lesbian couple and their beautiful black baby to illustrate this point because i am damn tired of neil patrick harris being the face of queer struggle

[scorpioqueenphoenix]

^^ exactly. It’s important.