put me in my coffin, louis, louis

lol hi i'm ellen im 28 and I'll kidnap a thousand children before i let this company die (he/they)

[pngsforthepeople]

Stamp pngs

[grimalditeuthis]

striking amount of similarity between the phrases "babbling brook" & "grappling hook"

[grimalditeuthis]

could be nothing

[1000deaddraculas]

"Put me in my coffin, Louis, Louis..."

[magneatio]

came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

[laurbyboom]

[storm-of-the-swarm]

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

[gunsfrhands]

me when i play on the floor by perfume genius on piano

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[soulren]

[pokkin]

[tanoraqui]

STOP!

You just used the term “Old Man Yaoi” to refer to one or more men under the age of 50.

As penalty for this crime, you are sentenced to watch this scene from X-Men (2000) ft. Professor X (Patrick Stewart, then 59) and Magneto (Ian McKellan, then 60), and maybe this one and this one, until you understand that “Old Man Yaoi” is about relationships with the weight of decades of grief and grievances, shared, opposing, and apart. “Old Man Yaoi” is about two men so grown that pop culture has decided they no longer exist, finding love or maybe toxic codependency. “Old Man Yaoi” is about divorcees and silver foxes.

[wizardshark]

harry potter fans in 2025

[wizardshark]

people DESPERATE in the notes to explain why the way THEY engage with harry potter is morally pure. It's like white people talking about rap music in there! Libraries buy the books! Fanfiction maintains a conversation around the IP! There is NO WAY to enjoy harry potter in 2025 without publicly supporting JK Rowling!

[gunsfrhands]

yall how come when im feeling down, looking at pics of lestat is genuinely what calms me lmao

[puffbirdstudio]

Since it’s Spotify Wrapped season I thought I’d share this reminder that streaming services are killing the music industry. Musicians can’t make a living like this. If you love an artist, find them on Bandcamp and actually buy their albums.

[void-admin]

Reminder: This friday (December 5th) is Bandcamp Friday! That means 100% of the proceeds from album sales on Bandcamp go directly to the artists you buy from.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

it should be only the uk and israel on that stage remaining it should be a death sentence to this stupid fucking competition if we cant agree that the pretend country actively genociding civilians isnt allowed to come over to sing songs we might as well all drown on land

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its such a nothing and we cant even do that. nations football makes me sick. everything just all of it is so nonessential and you have to look at it and pretend its okay. its physically impossible to have a heart and be indifferent youre either nauseous every day or as good as dead

[lobotomy-lady]

complicated by avril lavigne as if jesus was singing it

[tweeterwilbury]

Hi it's bob dylan here i need $200 on paypal to come out as nonbinary

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]