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𓋼𓍊𓋼 they/any 𓋼𓍊𓋼 𓋼𓍊𓋼 22 𓋼𓍊𓋼 𓋼𓍊𓋼 i am cringe but i am free 𓋼𓍊𓋼 proship DNI

[delusional-mishaps]

Introducing...delusional-mishaps!!

please call me jester!

they/them

21 years old

About:

hi!! this is a SFW blog that was previously an Undertale/UTMV xreader scenario blog! The writing is still up, which you can find under the masterlist linked below :)

most of what i post is UTMV/self insert stuff, but i am prone to posting about other interests!

Find Me Here!!

Tiktok: mishaps.and.delusions (i don't post, but feel free to mutual me and send me things!)

Genshin Impact UID (north america server): 620000314

important links:

masterlist for my writing

myyyy sona!!

DNI:

Basic DNI criteria (homophobic, racist, etc.)

Proship/Comship

Aro/Ace Exclusionists (this blog is run by someone who is aromantic!)

Current Anons:

😗🔪 anon

♥️ anon

⭑ anon

Frequent Tags:

jesters ramblings - talking tag

jester rebobs - reblog tag

jester answers - answering asks

jester writes - anything that i've written!

jesters art - things i draw :D

[ramnonymous]

plushie b

[olsonshroom]

my techwear q!multi design cause he can't possibly be wearing that lab coat ALL the time...

anyways I'm obsessed and that's how I'm going to draw him from now on 😤 drew this after he went on a rampage looking for Nacho

[kettlenseyyy]

I swear I’m drawing up more tomatosauce fanart, BUT I SAW A TIK TOK EDIT AND CAVED, OKAY?????

[olsonshroom]

I also made a meme

[olsonshroom]

multi with nacho cause they make me emotional T__T first one is right after the rescue mission, second one just napping 🌸 I'm really digging the techwear design, I'll post more of it soon!

[raybutwhole]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[sketchcasting]

Hello, Kentucky Girl Doll. This is my first full body of Multi, may draw him more cause I’m a sucker for pink/green duos apparently.

[delusional-mishaps]

happy valentines day guys i have a crush on a BOY.

[delusional-mishaps]

ok hi im actually gonna gush about him cuz the only person i can talk about him to is mad at him atm and doesnt wanna hear about him 😭

ive known him for SIX MONTHS now!! and our entire relationship has basically been built off of flirting?? i lowk met him off of roblox gulp... he's friends with a roblox youtuber and they were recording a video in the game i was playing when we met and his friend started to wingman for him and got me to give him my discord so we could get to know more about each other

but omg hes so sweeeetttttt and every time we talk it genuinely leaves me feeling all giddy and excited and i genuinely GENUINELY think this might be the first time im actually in love??? ive never ever felt this way about someone before and it lowk makes me tweak out idfk

hes been flirting a lot more heavily recently too (like since around christmas) and oh my dayssss i get so flustered every timeee!! and even the other day i joined him in a game and he messaged me about his friend he was playing with cuz they lowk have shown interest in him and he felt awkward about it and he was like "i dont like them, i like older women. like you" (also hi yes i use all pronouns now im very gender apathetic idc how people view me) (also also hes 2 years younger than me) SO LIKEEEEE HES STRAIGHT UP SAID HE LIKES MEEEE

and yea like i said he kept calling me love today <333 hes never called me a pet name before i was actually going mental about it. running around chasing my tail like a dog. i crocheted his favourite flowers and sent him a picture of them for valentines and he hit me with the "i appreciate it love" and i actually think i exploded and im dead now thats how giddy it made me

but ughhghthhh i like him so much its so fucking embarrassing. having a crush is kinda a humiliation ritual and also deadass having a youtuber wingman for him is so wild like why is this famous rich guy getting involved with my love life 😭 actually hes kinda stepped back recently but i think thats cuz our chemistry has increased?? idk the last time he messaged me as a wingman was 3 months ago LMFAOOO

but yea anyway i really really like this guyyyyy and i just needed to babble a bit cuz like i said my friend is mad at him so i cant talk to him about this 😭

i was gonna leave this in the tags but no im not gonna do that. HES SUCH A NERDDDDD I LOVE IT SO MUCHH GOD I ADORE IT !!!! he likes undertale and deltarune and even other things im into and its so awesome cuz hes such a cute little nerd omg im actually obsessed

[delusional-mishaps]

im over him ❤️

[xtaleunderverse]

Coming Soon~ https://www.makeship.com/products/cross-plushie

[chloesimaginationthings]

Leon Kennedy finishing a night at Freddy’s,,

[delusional-mishaps]

okay okay im glad!! i just. im so bad at being Suave and Cool lmaooo. like today my crush was practicing something (marching band i think?) and asked me if they "had aura." and like!! they looked cool!! they really did!! but i wasn't expecting them to ask me that?? so i went, "uh! sure? yeah?" and they looked so disappointed 😭 like nooo!! im so sorry!!!

also kinda feel crazy bc were they? trying to impress me? i've never been one for marching band but i do think it looks cool... i dunno!! jester im afraid my love life is in shambles (silly)

AWWWW NOOO LMFAOO

you guys sound so cute together tho 😭 it def sounds like they were trying to impress you omg thats so adorable

AHH I REALLY HOPE THE BEST FOR YOU GUYSSSSYSSSS

[delusional-mishaps]

i've returned to report tragedy's struck and bc of conflicting schedules idk when i can actually hang out with my crush(? don't know what to call them now that i've confessed haha). but i! can't stop thinking about them and it's! kinda bad??

recently i realized i really wanted to hear their voice but didn't act on it bc i don't think we're at that point 😭 and im!! scared wahah!! and we're mutuals on tumblr so whenever i see them reblog stuff it's just. a reminder!! (i also can't really rant on my blog bc what if 😳 they see 😳)

im just!! so!! lovestruck!? i don't knooow. i just kinda need to get this out of my head, so i hope you don't mind hearing about all my woes hahaa

OMG NOOO i hope you guys can find time to hang out soon 😭😭 its so sad whenever you have to cancel plans or realize your schedules dont give you an opportunity anytime soon 💔

i so understand you on the voice thing??? kinda. i guess. i miss my crush's voice and sometimes deadass go watch clips from when weve played games together so i can listen to him 😭🙏🙏 he's so cute and its so cute to watch how our avatars interact n everything too <3333

ALSO I LOOOOVE HEARING ABOUT IT so dont worry about bothering me !!

[delusional-mishaps]

thank you thank you!!! im really so so estatic but also relieved?? because this person has also been my close friend for years. and the yearning, heh, was bad-

jokes aside! im happy to have finally gotten it out of my head. like they're so so sweet and i KNOW they wouldn't have done anything mean but the brain likes being annoying </3. i just!! really wanted to gush about this!! so thank you again :]]

i feel you so bad on the yearning 😭 the world isnt built for yearners 💔💔

but im so happy for you!! im so glad everything turned out well and i wish nothing but the best for the two of you!!! and ofc, im happy to hear any gushing :33

[delusional-mishaps]

jesterrrr i have come with an update about my crush!! i gave the letter to them!! and they reciprocated!! we made plans to meet up (a date!??) very soon :))

i hope all is going well with you :)<3

AHHHH OH MY GOODNESS IM SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT!!!! congratulations!!!!

[texaslovakia]

NIGHT SHIFT GANG RISE UP 🔥

OK I’m officially calling this AU Sansbucks.

Since this is getting more attention than I expected I think this is a great time to mention that I have not interacted with the fandom since 2020!! so if I miss small details about character lore please excuse it. (I am currently catching up on years of lost AU lore)

Comics coming soon >:)

[delusional-mishaps]

hi im that one person who read all that (/silly). it sounds like you have something really sweet happening; im happy for you :]]

(it's also kinda funny bc at the same time i saw your post i had just finished drafting a love letter to my longtime crush </3)

but anyways!! happy belated valentines! i wish that everything goes well for you :]]

shoutout the one person who read my silly little ranting about some boy! knew i could count on you

BUT OMGGG TYYTYY EHEHEHHE he makes me soso happy ^^

AND AND AND GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CRUSH!! a love letter is soso cute i hope they enjoy it