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junior @ algernon. i paint shit. i like puns and cheesy pick up lines because they bring happiness to my world where there is none. idk. not affiliated with tyler y.

[dem-witted]

Dustin [TXT MSG]: YOU GOOD? YOU FINE? YOU DOING ALRIGHT???

[TXT] yes dadstin

[TXT] i’m fine don’t worry

[TXT] walking back to the dorms. a lil lost. but eh.

[TXT] you good? you fine? you doing alright?

[downunderdustin]

[TXT MSG]: you say that like it’s a bad thing [TXT MSG]: good ol’ dadstin making sure you’re alive and not at the hospital - thank god [TXT MSG]: please get back to the dorms safely [TXT MSG]: i’m fine. sneezing quite a bit lately, but overall pretty good 

[dem-witted]

[TXT] dadstin is a title to be proud of. not every dustin i know gets to be dadstin [TXT] even if i only know one dustin [TXT] i’m gettin there, dont worry. [TXT] also, noah told me to ask you if men could get baby fevers [TXT] i don’t know why he thinks you’d know, but maybe you will

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Babezos [TXT] DEMETRI MORTEN PLZ TELL ME YOUR CUTE SELF IS SITTING IN YOUR ROOM OR PAINTING AND NOT IN THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXT] out walking around, actually. not in an ambulance though. did something happen?

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[TXT] i don’t know if baby fever has an age. why do you think there’s all those baby toys?

[TXT] aight, split even after this date.

[TXT] tell your uncle we’re going split even too

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Dustin [TXT MSG]: YOU GOOD? YOU FINE? YOU DOING ALRIGHT???

[TXT] yes dadstin

[TXT] i’m fine don’t worry

[TXT] walking back to the dorms. a lil lost. but eh.

[TXT] you good? you fine? you doing alright?

[dem-witted]

Babezos [TXT] DEMETRI MORTEN PLZ TELL ME YOUR CUTE SELF IS SITTING IN YOUR ROOM OR PAINTING AND NOT IN THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXT] out walking around, actually. not in an ambulance though. did something happen?

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] ohthankgoodness. I was so worried cuz Karma said something about checking on loved ones cuz like there was an ambulance here and so I texted you as soon as I saw it and I called wyatt while waiting for you to respond and shes okay too so no worries there and I just. I wanted to make sure you were okay sorry for yelling at you demidemi cocopuff. ♡

[dem-witted]

[TXT] babe this is over text you’re fine don’t worry. but yeah, i’m good. i would’ve texted you as soon as i could if i wasn’t. or had someone text you, i guess. either way, you would’ve known. first thing.

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] Its not. I just love you so much and I got scared and I promise I wont yell again, text or otherwise. I’ll use my inside voice. :) ♡

[TXT] I’m glad you’re good and that you’d text me if something happened cuz I dont like the thought of you being in an ambulance all alone or in a hospital alone. I’d wanna be there. Oh, aaaaaand what are you doing this weekend? Cuz I wanna steal you.

[dem-witted]

[TXT] whatever makes you happy babezos

[TXT] no plans on being in either of those in the near future, promise you that.

[TXT] uh, naw, i don’t think so. why? whatcha got planned?

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] you being happy makes me happy. and harry potter movies. AND BABIES. Babies are super duper cute.

[TXT] okay good. ♡ me either

[TXT] nothing yet. was maybe thinking another weekend getaway on ME this time. See some sights and cuddle a bunch and just yknow. Enjoy stuff.

[dem-witted]

[TXT] damn someones got baby fever

[TXT] or do only ladies get that? idk

[TXT] that sounds nice. and i’ll let you pay. this one time because i did last time.

[TXT] the rest of the dates are split though

[dem-witted]

Babezos [TXT] DEMETRI MORTEN PLZ TELL ME YOUR CUTE SELF IS SITTING IN YOUR ROOM OR PAINTING AND NOT IN THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXT] out walking around, actually. not in an ambulance though. did something happen?

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] ohthankgoodness. I was so worried cuz Karma said something about checking on loved ones cuz like there was an ambulance here and so I texted you as soon as I saw it and I called wyatt while waiting for you to respond and shes okay too so no worries there and I just. I wanted to make sure you were okay sorry for yelling at you demidemi cocopuff. ♡

[dem-witted]

[TXT] babe this is over text you’re fine don’t worry. but yeah, i’m good. i would’ve texted you as soon as i could if i wasn’t. or had someone text you, i guess. either way, you would’ve known. first thing.

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] Its not. I just love you so much and I got scared and I promise I wont yell again, text or otherwise. I’ll use my inside voice. :) ♡

[TXT] I’m glad you’re good and that you’d text me if something happened cuz I dont like the thought of you being in an ambulance all alone or in a hospital alone. I’d wanna be there. Oh, aaaaaand what are you doing this weekend? Cuz I wanna steal you.

[dem-witted]

[TXT] whatever makes you happy babezos

[TXT] no plans on being in either of those in the near future, promise you that.

[TXT] uh, naw, i don’t think so. why? whatcha got planned?

[dem-witted]

Babezos [TXT] DEMETRI MORTEN PLZ TELL ME YOUR CUTE SELF IS SITTING IN YOUR ROOM OR PAINTING AND NOT IN THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXT] out walking around, actually. not in an ambulance though. did something happen?

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] ohthankgoodness. I was so worried cuz Karma said something about checking on loved ones cuz like there was an ambulance here and so I texted you as soon as I saw it and I called wyatt while waiting for you to respond and shes okay too so no worries there and I just. I wanted to make sure you were okay sorry for yelling at you demidemi cocopuff. ♡

[dem-witted]

[TXT] babe this is over text you’re fine don’t worry. but yeah, i’m good. i would’ve texted you as soon as i could if i wasn’t. or had someone text you, i guess. either way, you would’ve known. first thing.

[dem-witted]

Babezos [TXT] DEMETRI MORTEN PLZ TELL ME YOUR CUTE SELF IS SITTING IN YOUR ROOM OR PAINTING AND NOT IN THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXT] out walking around, actually. not in an ambulance though. did something happen?

[dem-witted]

Dustin [TXT MSG]: you wanna hang?

[TXT] uhh yeah totally i don’t have a lot going on rn[TXT] whatya thinkin?

[dem-witted]

downunderdustin:

[TXT MSG]: …. [TXT MSG]: you better be [TXT MSG]: i’ll swing by your room in five

[TXT] both is good. [TXT] promise ya, dadstin. no getting drunk off random mens’ alcohol. not tonight. [TXT] see ya soon

[dem-witted]

Dustin [TXT MSG]: you wanna hang?

[TXT] uhh yeah totally i don’t have a lot going on rn[TXT] whatya thinkin?

[downunderdustin]

[TXT MSG]: no idea [TXT MSG]: just figured i should probably get out of my dorm room [TXT MSG]: anything in particular you wanted to do?

[dem-witted]

[TXT] hmmm [TXT] feeling a movie? [TXT] or maybe just a walk around town? [TXT] i can take you to the convenience store and hope that random man with alcohol pops up and we can both get really drunk [TXT] kidding

[dem-witted]

Dustin [TXT MSG]: you wanna hang?

[TXT] uhh yeah totally i don’t have a lot going on rn[TXT] whatya thinkin?

[dem-witted]

Noah [TXT] DEMI! <3 [TXT] babebabebabebabe. [TXT] Do you want to go to the halloween party or do you want to take advantage of roommate free night and cuddle?? <3

[TXT] …there’s a halloween party?[TXT] oh shit, it’s halloween. i forgot.[TXT] uh, what’re you feeling babe?[TXT] really, good with either.[TXT] halloween party, i’ll probably just walk around with you for the most part.[TXT] cuddle night, i’ll still be with you for the most part.[TXT] so, whatever you’re feeling.

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noahbabezos:

[TXT] ehehhe, right? idk why she upped my allowance but don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, y’know?? [TXT] well duh. but you gotta hold me close in case i get scared. ;) [TXT] oooooo yessss. your secret is safe with me because i love them too. [TXT] we should compile a list! that way we know what to watch and we aren’t just spending the night trying to find movies. o:

[TXT] don’t worry, i’m your teddy bear for the night. [TXT] totally! though i really just planned on going through netflix or whatever and seeing what there was. i don’t remember names of movies well. [TXT] also, going out with dustin for a lil bit. seven good for cuddle night? that way it’ll be dark and spookier already. [TXT] and we can walk to the grocery store while it’s dark and spooky.

[dem-witted]

dustin [TXT MSG]: help.

[TXT] ????[TXT] are you dying[TXT] dustin if you’re dying you shouldn’t be texting me you should be calling 911 smh

[dem-witted]

downunderdustin:

[TXT MSG]: ..okay. [TXT MSG]: yeah i don’t mind the company.  [TXT MSG]: not sure i’ll be talking very much though.

[TXT] it’s no worries. i’m pretty used to relative silence [TXT] meet you in the parking lot.

[dem-witted]

dustin [TXT MSG]: help.

[TXT] ????[TXT] are you dying[TXT] dustin if you’re dying you shouldn’t be texting me you should be calling 911 smh

[dem-witted]

downunderdustin:

[TXT MSG]: …do you think i like her without realizing it? [TXT MSG]: i was just gonna take a drive and probably hang out in a park. [TXT MSG]: not sure. [TXT MSG]: you’re welcome to come if you want.  [TXT MSG]: just need to…yeah. 

[TXT] it’s possible, dusty. humans got weird minds that don’t like to think straightforward. [TXT] do you want me to come? or mind me coming? [TXT] if you just want some alone time, i get that. think about shit, whatever.

[dem-witted]

Noah [TXT] DEMI! <3 [TXT] babebabebabebabe. [TXT] Do you want to go to the halloween party or do you want to take advantage of roommate free night and cuddle?? <3

[TXT] …there’s a halloween party?[TXT] oh shit, it’s halloween. i forgot.[TXT] uh, what’re you feeling babe?[TXT] really, good with either.[TXT] halloween party, i’ll probably just walk around with you for the most part.[TXT] cuddle night, i’ll still be with you for the most part.[TXT] so, whatever you’re feeling.

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noahbabezos:

[TXT] yay! i missed my demipuff cuddles SO MUCH. so so so sosso much. [TXT] yessssssssss. wyatt gave me an up on my allowance recently so like I HAVE MONEY TO SPEND. we’re gonna get fat and happy on awesome halloween candy. [TXT] ohohoh and we can rent some movies too and!!! it’s gonna be awesome.

[TXT] oh damn, richzos. [TXT] renting movies sounds fun. horror movies, obviously. [TXT] maybe some of those cliche “chick flick” halloween movies too. [TXT] i have a soft spot for those, don’t tell anyone.

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dustin [TXT MSG]: help.

[TXT] ????[TXT] are you dying[TXT] dustin if you’re dying you shouldn’t be texting me you should be calling 911 smh

[dem-witted]

downunderdustin:

[TXT MSG]: but both of you definitely liked one another. don’t you dare tell me otherwise, dem. even if you weren’t aware of it, i’m pretty sure everyone else could tell.  [TXT MSG]: i just…welp she texted me. tomorrow’s not happening.   [TXT MSG]: i’d ask if you’d wanna hang out, but i’m pretty sure you already have plans with noah.  [TXT MSG]: that’s probably one of the worst ways to die. off to hide and contemplate things.

[TXT] i mean... yeah. it was kind of blatant. but we were a weird case. crushes are still wishy washy. sometimes you really like someone without really knowing it. [TXT] oh. damn. [TXT] i mean, i do, yeah. but, really, friends are important too. if you want to do something we can always do something. [TXT] i’m sure noah would understand. or he’d want to go too. [TXT] just hmu. our plans aren’t until night anyway.

[dem-witted]

Noah [TXT] DEMI! <3 [TXT] babebabebabebabe. [TXT] Do you want to go to the halloween party or do you want to take advantage of roommate free night and cuddle?? <3

[TXT] …there’s a halloween party?[TXT] oh shit, it’s halloween. i forgot.[TXT] uh, what’re you feeling babe?[TXT] really, good with either.[TXT] halloween party, i’ll probably just walk around with you for the most part.[TXT] cuddle night, i’ll still be with you for the most part.[TXT] so, whatever you’re feeling.

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noahbabezos:

[TXT] yeah! lenny/ryx/pres are throwing a halloween/birthday bash tonight! [TXT] hm… idk. i don’t really feel like finding a last minute costume and then like music and people and UGH. [TXT] cuz it’ll be too loud for us to actually talk and the last party was a disaster. ohmygosh. [TXT] soooo cuddle night. <3

[TXT] cuddle night it is [TXT] we can buy our own candy too [TXT] that way we won’t end up with some gross nasty... stuff. 

[dem-witted]

Noah [TXT] DEMI! <3 [TXT] babebabebabebabe. [TXT] Do you want to go to the halloween party or do you want to take advantage of roommate free night and cuddle?? <3

[TXT] ...there’s a halloween party?[TXT] oh shit, it’s halloween. i forgot.[TXT] uh, what’re you feeling babe?[TXT] really, good with either.[TXT] halloween party, i’ll probably just walk around with you for the most part.[TXT] cuddle night, i’ll still be with you for the most part.[TXT] so, whatever you’re feeling.