Noah Bezos

noah bezos. sixteen. scholarship junior at algernon academy. younger brother to wyatt bezos. ** not associated w/ ian nelson**

[dem-witted]

Babezos [TXT] DEMETRI MORTEN PLZ TELL ME YOUR CUTE SELF IS SITTING IN YOUR ROOM OR PAINTING AND NOT IN THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXT] out walking around, actually. not in an ambulance though. did something happen?

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] ohthankgoodness. I was so worried cuz Karma said something about checking on loved ones cuz like there was an ambulance here and so I texted you as soon as I saw it and I called wyatt while waiting for you to respond and shes okay too so no worries there and I just. I wanted to make sure you were okay sorry for yelling at you demidemi cocopuff. ♡

[dem-witted]

[TXT] babe this is over text you’re fine don’t worry. but yeah, i’m good. i would’ve texted you as soon as i could if i wasn’t. or had someone text you, i guess. either way, you would’ve known. first thing.

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] Its not. I just love you so much and I got scared and I promise I wont yell again, text or otherwise. I’ll use my inside voice. :) ♡

[TXT] I’m glad you’re good and that you’d text me if something happened cuz I dont like the thought of you being in an ambulance all alone or in a hospital alone. I’d wanna be there. Oh, aaaaaand what are you doing this weekend? Cuz I wanna steal you.

[dem-witted]

[TXT] whatever makes you happy babezos

[TXT] no plans on being in either of those in the near future, promise you that.

[TXT] uh, naw, i don’t think so. why? whatcha got planned?

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] you being happy makes me happy. and harry potter movies. AND BABIES. Babies are super duper cute.

[TXT] okay good. ♡ me either

[TXT] nothing yet. was maybe thinking another weekend getaway on ME this time. See some sights and cuddle a bunch and just yknow. Enjoy stuff.

[dem-witted]

[TXT] damn someones got baby fever

[TXT] or do only ladies get that? idk

[TXT] that sounds nice. and i’ll let you pay. this one time because i did last time.

[TXT] the rest of the dates are split though

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] I am too young to have baby fever! They're just really soft and really cute and they are precious.

[TXT] uhhhh idk you could ask dustin and see if he knows if guys can get baby fever :)

[TXT] I can agree to that. ♡ after this one we go Dutch cuz thats fair and relationships are like a joint effort and stuff

[dem-witted]

Babezos [TXT] DEMETRI MORTEN PLZ TELL ME YOUR CUTE SELF IS SITTING IN YOUR ROOM OR PAINTING AND NOT IN THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXT] out walking around, actually. not in an ambulance though. did something happen?

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] ohthankgoodness. I was so worried cuz Karma said something about checking on loved ones cuz like there was an ambulance here and so I texted you as soon as I saw it and I called wyatt while waiting for you to respond and shes okay too so no worries there and I just. I wanted to make sure you were okay sorry for yelling at you demidemi cocopuff. ♡

[dem-witted]

[TXT] babe this is over text you’re fine don’t worry. but yeah, i’m good. i would’ve texted you as soon as i could if i wasn’t. or had someone text you, i guess. either way, you would’ve known. first thing.

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] Its not. I just love you so much and I got scared and I promise I wont yell again, text or otherwise. I’ll use my inside voice. :) ♡

[TXT] I’m glad you’re good and that you’d text me if something happened cuz I dont like the thought of you being in an ambulance all alone or in a hospital alone. I’d wanna be there. Oh, aaaaaand what are you doing this weekend? Cuz I wanna steal you.

[dem-witted]

[TXT] whatever makes you happy babezos

[TXT] no plans on being in either of those in the near future, promise you that.

[TXT] uh, naw, i don’t think so. why? whatcha got planned?

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] you being happy makes me happy. and harry potter movies. AND BABIES. Babies are super duper cute.

[TXT] okay good. ♡ me either

[TXT] nothing yet. was maybe thinking another weekend getaway on ME this time. See some sights and cuddle a bunch and just yknow. Enjoy stuff.

[dem-witted]

Babezos [TXT] DEMETRI MORTEN PLZ TELL ME YOUR CUTE SELF IS SITTING IN YOUR ROOM OR PAINTING AND NOT IN THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXT] out walking around, actually. not in an ambulance though. did something happen?

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] ohthankgoodness. I was so worried cuz Karma said something about checking on loved ones cuz like there was an ambulance here and so I texted you as soon as I saw it and I called wyatt while waiting for you to respond and shes okay too so no worries there and I just. I wanted to make sure you were okay sorry for yelling at you demidemi cocopuff. ♡

[dem-witted]

[TXT] babe this is over text you’re fine don’t worry. but yeah, i’m good. i would’ve texted you as soon as i could if i wasn’t. or had someone text you, i guess. either way, you would’ve known. first thing.

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] Its not. I just love you so much and I got scared and I promise I wont yell again, text or otherwise. I'll use my inside voice. :) ♡

[TXT] I'm glad you're good and that you'd text me if something happened cuz I dont like the thought of you being in an ambulance all alone or in a hospital alone. I'd wanna be there. Oh, aaaaaand what are you doing this weekend? Cuz I wanna steal you.

[dem-witted]

Babezos [TXT] DEMETRI MORTEN PLZ TELL ME YOUR CUTE SELF IS SITTING IN YOUR ROOM OR PAINTING AND NOT IN THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXT] out walking around, actually. not in an ambulance though. did something happen?

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] ohthankgoodness. I was so worried cuz Karma said something about checking on loved ones cuz like there was an ambulance here and so I texted you as soon as I saw it and I called wyatt while waiting for you to respond and shes okay too so no worries there and I just. I wanted to make sure you were okay sorry for yelling at you demidemi cocopuff. ♡

[noahbabezos]

What would your tinder profile say?

Uhm, I’m a very happily taken man soooo I wouldn’t have one! Hufflepuffs are v. loyal. <3

[noahbabezos]

Bri [TXT MSG]: hey - if anyone asks, we're hanging out tomorrow

[TXT] few question bribabes. [TXT] are we REALLY hanging out and i just like totes super spaced and megasuper forgot we were hanging out or is this one of those times where you tell me something that’s not happening but i’m supposed to pretend it’s happening?[TXT] Just so i’m on the same page. either way britatoe, i gotcha back.[TXT] but we really, really, really should hangout sometime. it’s been so looong.

[boppinbrianna]

[TXT MSG]: it’s the latter one, babes [TXT MSG]: oh [TXT MSG]: i mean we could definitely hang out tomorrow [TXT MSG]: but i figured you might be preoccupied with a certain someone 😉

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] yes please! i miss your face and your awesomeness and your everything. [TXT] hm? ohno. dem and i don’t spend like every waking second together. even tho i wouldn’t mind that. like at all.  [TXT] but yes, me and you tomorrow please! if you have time for lil ol me. :P

[noahbabezos]

Bri [TXT MSG]: hey - if anyone asks, we're hanging out tomorrow

[TXT] few question bribabes. [TXT] are we REALLY hanging out and i just like totes super spaced and megasuper forgot we were hanging out or is this one of those times where you tell me something that’s not happening but i’m supposed to pretend it’s happening?[TXT] Just so i’m on the same page. either way britatoe, i gotcha back.[TXT] but we really, really, really should hangout sometime. it’s been so looong.

[dem-witted]

Noah [TXT] DEMI! <3 [TXT] babebabebabebabe. [TXT] Do you want to go to the halloween party or do you want to take advantage of roommate free night and cuddle?? <3

[TXT] …there’s a halloween party?[TXT] oh shit, it’s halloween. i forgot.[TXT] uh, what’re you feeling babe?[TXT] really, good with either.[TXT] halloween party, i’ll probably just walk around with you for the most part.[TXT] cuddle night, i’ll still be with you for the most part.[TXT] so, whatever you’re feeling.

[dem-witted]

noahbabezos:

[TXT] ehehhe, right? idk why she upped my allowance but don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, y’know?? [TXT] well duh. but you gotta hold me close in case i get scared. ;) [TXT] oooooo yessss. your secret is safe with me because i love them too. [TXT] we should compile a list! that way we know what to watch and we aren’t just spending the night trying to find movies. o:

[TXT] don’t worry, i’m your teddy bear for the night. [TXT] totally! though i really just planned on going through netflix or whatever and seeing what there was. i don’t remember names of movies well. [TXT] also, going out with dustin for a lil bit. seven good for cuddle night? that way it’ll be dark and spookier already. [TXT] and we can walk to the grocery store while it’s dark and spooky.

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] oh man that totally works! Netflixin it like bosses!

[TXT] of course demidemi. You guys have fun!

[TXT] OOOOOOO. YES! I love love love that idea! We can be total badasses walking in the dark and stuff. Ookyspooky!

[TXT] ohohoh you're the best teddy bear a boy could have. ♡ I love you dem.

[dem-witted]

Noah [TXT] DEMI! <3 [TXT] babebabebabebabe. [TXT] Do you want to go to the halloween party or do you want to take advantage of roommate free night and cuddle?? <3

[TXT] …there’s a halloween party?[TXT] oh shit, it’s halloween. i forgot.[TXT] uh, what’re you feeling babe?[TXT] really, good with either.[TXT] halloween party, i’ll probably just walk around with you for the most part.[TXT] cuddle night, i’ll still be with you for the most part.[TXT] so, whatever you’re feeling.

[dem-witted]

noahbabezos:

[TXT] yay! i missed my demipuff cuddles SO MUCH. so so so sosso much. [TXT] yessssssssss. wyatt gave me an up on my allowance recently so like I HAVE MONEY TO SPEND. we’re gonna get fat and happy on awesome halloween candy. [TXT] ohohoh and we can rent some movies too and!!! it’s gonna be awesome.

[TXT] oh damn, richzos. [TXT] renting movies sounds fun. horror movies, obviously. [TXT] maybe some of those cliche “chick flick” halloween movies too. [TXT] i have a soft spot for those, don’t tell anyone.

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] ehehhe, right? idk why she upped my allowance but don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, y’know?? [TXT] well duh. but you gotta hold me close in case i get scared. ;) [TXT] oooooo yessss. your secret is safe with me because i love them too. [TXT] we should compile a list! that way we know what to watch and we aren’t just spending the night trying to find movies. o:

[dem-witted]

Noah [TXT] DEMI! <3 [TXT] babebabebabebabe. [TXT] Do you want to go to the halloween party or do you want to take advantage of roommate free night and cuddle?? <3

[TXT] …there’s a halloween party?[TXT] oh shit, it’s halloween. i forgot.[TXT] uh, what’re you feeling babe?[TXT] really, good with either.[TXT] halloween party, i’ll probably just walk around with you for the most part.[TXT] cuddle night, i’ll still be with you for the most part.[TXT] so, whatever you’re feeling.

[dem-witted]

noahbabezos:

[TXT] yeah! lenny/ryx/pres are throwing a halloween/birthday bash tonight! [TXT] hm… idk. i don’t really feel like finding a last minute costume and then like music and people and UGH. [TXT] cuz it’ll be too loud for us to actually talk and the last party was a disaster. ohmygosh. [TXT] soooo cuddle night. <3

[TXT] cuddle night it is [TXT] we can buy our own candy too [TXT] that way we won’t end up with some gross nasty… stuff. 

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] yay! i missed my demipuff cuddles SO MUCH. so so so sosso much. [TXT] yessssssssss. wyatt gave me an up on my allowance recently so like I HAVE MONEY TO SPEND. we’re gonna get fat and happy on awesome halloween candy. [TXT] ohohoh and we can rent some movies too and!!! it’s gonna be awesome.

[dem-witted]

Noah [TXT] DEMI! <3 [TXT] babebabebabebabe. [TXT] Do you want to go to the halloween party or do you want to take advantage of roommate free night and cuddle?? <3

[TXT] …there’s a halloween party?[TXT] oh shit, it’s halloween. i forgot.[TXT] uh, what’re you feeling babe?[TXT] really, good with either.[TXT] halloween party, i’ll probably just walk around with you for the most part.[TXT] cuddle night, i’ll still be with you for the most part.[TXT] so, whatever you’re feeling.

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] yeah! lenny/ryx/pres are throwing a halloween/birthday bash tonight! [TXT] hm... idk. i don’t really feel like finding a last minute costume and then like music and people and UGH. [TXT] cuz it’ll be too loud for us to actually talk and the last party was a disaster. ohmygosh. [TXT] soooo cuddle night. <3

[dem-witted]

Noah [TXT] BABEBABEBABEBABE. [TXT] I DREW YOU SOMETHING. :D

[TXT] ????????

[dem-witted]

noahbabezos:

[TXT] nonononono. [TXT] It’s a dragon with a monkey face. :) [TXT] i was drawing a dragon and my brain was all, “put a monkey face on it” and i was all, “… DUUUUDE YAS” so i did.  :D [TXT] it’s a chimeriia? … chimea? … CHIMERA? a thing with like, two different things melded into one. i thiiink that’s what its called but i’m really not sure. ALSO [TXT] i miss you.

[TXT] ohh. i see it now. [TXT] chimera. [TXT] i miss you too babezos. school been beating me and i’ve just been dead lately. getting done with classes, homework, sleep. repeat the next day. [TXT] i’m technically free right now. but tired. [TXT] open for cuddle session though

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] i knew you’d know what it was. you’re the bestest demipuff. <3 [TXT] !!!!!!!! [TXT] EMERGENCY BOYFRIEND CUDDLES. RED ALERT RED ALERT! [TXT] i’m on my way! dontcha worry about a thing okay? i got this. i’ll bring food stuffs bc i know how you forget to eat sometimes when you’re stressed and i’ll also bring wy’s emergency blanket bcuz it’s super wonderful and seems to make the bad feels go away for a while. [TXT] you just relax, okay? babezos is gonna take care of everything and be at your room in like 20 for super cuddles and hair pets and all the affection. [TXT] and we can even take a nap if you want. we don’t have to go anywhere or say anything, esp if you feel like you need to just exist for a while. :) [TXT] i love you! and i’ll be there soon. you don’t even have to respond to this, okay? you relax, kick your feet up, and i’ll be there before you know it. <3 <3 <3

[dem-witted]

Noah [TXT] BABEBABEBABEBABE. [TXT] I DREW YOU SOMETHING. :D

[TXT] ????????

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] I GOT BORED. [TXT] and i couldn’t sleep. so i drew you something. [TXT] :D

[IMG ATTACHED]

[dem-witted]

[TXT] oh wow [TXT] it’s a…. dinosaur? with a beard? [TXT] i don’t know what it is but i love it [TXT] i’ll hang it on my wall

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] nonononono. [TXT] It’s a dragon with a monkey face. :) [TXT] i was drawing a dragon and my brain was all, “put a monkey face on it” and i was all, “... DUUUUDE YAS” so i did.  :D [TXT] it’s a chimeriia? ... chimea? ... CHIMERA? a thing with like, two different things melded into one. i thiiink that’s what its called but i’m really not sure. ALSO [TXT] i miss you.

[dem-witted]

Noah [TXT] BABEBABEBABEBABE. [TXT] I DREW YOU SOMETHING. :D

[TXT] ????????

[noahbabezos]

[TXT] I GOT BORED. [TXT] and i couldn’t sleep. so i drew you something. [TXT] :D

[IMG ATTACHED]

[noahbabezos]

stupidest crush you ever had?

Ehehe. Okay so. I maybe sort of had a TIIIINY huge crush on Dean from Supernatural. I know, I know. A fictional character but he was so badass! And his eyes. Hot damn. And when he did that smolder thing? Shit son. BUT I AM OVER IT. I have my wonderful demidemicocopuff who can paint like AMAZING stuff and he’s also like super duper awesome. <3

[zach-attack-lawrence]

guess it’s time to head to the airport. @raleigh-bug see you soon, honey! keep me posted on the baby. @noahbabezos tell your uncle to give me a call if he’s ever in my neck of the woods. 

[noahbabezos]

BYEEEE PENNY!!!! :D It was so so so nice to meet you and you make my uncle SUPER DUPER happy. Not sure what happened last night but he was singing this morning and dancing around. OH! And he says goodbye, he’ll definitely call you, and to have a safe flight! 

[zach-attack-lawrence]

noahbabezos:

Where are you? I can come get you if you like.

I’m halfway between Toxic and the hotel. 

[noahbabezos]

I’m on my way.