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Rowan Whitethorn: Where is Aelin? Where is my wife?
Cardan Greenbriar: This is my room. And that is my wife.
Reid Diggory: You are my wife now.
Thomas Cresswell: My best friend, the absolute love of my life, now until forevermore, I call you my wife.
Casteel Da’Neer: She is my wife.
Desmond Flynn: Years I have waited for this, anticipated it. My wife.
Rhysand: Though also calling you my wife sounds mighty appealing too.
Me:
TO ANY FANFIC WRITER OUT THERE, PLS WATCH SILVER SKATES BC THIS RUSSIAN DUDE NAMED ALEX TARASOV IS SO FUCKING HOT, LIKE GAH DAYUM😩
DO U SEE HOW HOT THIS MAN IS?? HE CAN JUST ROB ME AND I WOULD NOT HESITATE TO GIVE UP ALL MY POSSESSIONS EVEN THO IM BROKE AF
P.S. DO NOT COME AFTER ME IF U THINK THIS MAN IS NOT HOT. HE IS VERY GORGEOUS TO ME
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✗ last updated 17 may 2021
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organised by date: oldest ↠ newest. [word count] ** = contains nsfw content. do not interact if you’re a minor. full masterlist || sort by au
— PETER PARKER —
↠ all peter blurbs can be found here.
— SERIES:
↠ bloom [21.6k; completed] ↠ soulmate au.
in a universe where you see in shades of black and white before meeting your soulmate, peter parker is the one to make your life burst into colour, and cause the love inside your chest to bloom.
— ONESHOTS:
↠ the practicalities of spooning [1.8k]
you don’t quite understand how spooning works, so you ask your best-friend-turned-crush, peter, to explain it to you. demonstrations ensue.
↠ take my jacket (take my whole heart too) [2.1k]
after being stood up on a date, spider-man drops by on your way home and manages to put a smile on your face.
↠ breaking windows [3k] — avenger!reader.
you’re thor’s daughter and may have a teeny tiny crush on your classmate and fellow avenger, peter parker.
↠ 9.45pm [3.7k]
you work the closing shift at a bakery and spider-man makes a habit of appearing at 9.45pm to walk you home.
↠ I’ll take care of you [4k] — college au.
you’re a med student who falls into the habit of patching up spider-man.
↠ places we won’t walk [4.5k] — avenger!reader.
when you have superpowers thrust upon you, sacrifices have to be made. some more willingly than others.
↠ cuddle buddies [3.4k]
you’re touch-starved, peter’s your best friend, and there’s a whole lot of unresolved romantic tension between you.
↠ zip it [6.2k] — avenger!reader.
you didn’t think it could get any worse than the shared bed at the hotel, but then you find out you have to pretend to be peter’s girlfriend for the duration of the mission. it really feels like the universe is laughing in your face.
— TOM HOLLAND —
↠ all tom blurbs can be found here.
— SERIES:
↠ the fame game [59k; completed] ↠ fake dating au.
there’s just something about tom holland that makes your blood boil. he walks around like he owns the world, always with an unhelpful quip or irritating smirk on hand. you can’t stand him, and your feud has burned hard and bright for three years. everything changes following an explosive evening at the oscars, when a questionable encounter with the paparazzi lands you in some hot water with pr. the only way to save your shattered public image is to agree to the unthinkable: tom will be your boyfriend, and you will be his girlfriend - and this might just be your hardest performance to date. — enemies to lovers.
— ONESHOTS (aus):
✧ *:･ﾟmob!tom ･ﾟ:*✧
↠ as you are [6.8k]
who could’ve known showing up to work late one night would put you in touch with a mysterious stranger, capable of turning your life upside down?
↠ uncharted territory [4.2k] **
you’ve been with men before, but you’ve never been with tom. he’s intent to prove that he can show you satisfaction beyond your wildest dreams.
↠ die for you [7.6k]
tom’s got a secret: you want to know what it is, he’s desperate to keep you in the dark. unfortunately for him, secrets have the habit of coming to light eventually - sometimes in the worst way possible.
↠ meet your match [5.9k] **
it’s always awkward when your boyfriend meets your ex. but it’s a whole new level when it transpires that your ex-boyfriend is the leader of tom’s rival mob.
↠ getting his fill [3.7k] **
you’ve been a brat all day, and tom’s had enough.
↠ settle [11.7k] **
distance may make the heart grow fonder, but you’d spend every day by tom’s side if you could.
✧ *:･ﾟfamous!reader ･ﾟ:*✧
↠ lingerie [3.9k] **
your co-star tom offers to photograph you in your new lingerie, and it only escalates from there.
↠ one million [4.3k] **
you’re not one to shy away from competition, so when your co-star tom approaches you with an opportunity to secure the ultimate bragging rights, you aren’t afraid to play a little dirty…
✧ *:･ﾟboxer!tom ･ﾟ:*✧
↠ sucker punch [9.5k] **
after blurring the lines between casual hookup and deep romance, your relationship with star fighter tom holland came crashing to a rocky end with you leaving for a rival gym. now, it’s three months later, and it’s fight night - and there’s more on the line than just the championship title…
↠ ritual [8k] **
with the championship fight less than two weeks away, tom adopts a series of frustrating pre-match rituals….
✧ *:･ﾟprofessor!tom ･ﾟ:*✧
↠ adore [15.8k] **
your history professor is remarkably attractive, and you can’t quite seem to kick the crush that you’ve managed to develop on him…
↠ under the desk [3k] **
professor holland has a special assignment for you…
✧ *:･ﾟfrat!tom ･ﾟ:*✧
↠ no control [17.5k] **
tom can’t stop thinking about harrison’s girl, and it’s starting to become a problem. — in love with your best friend’s girl au.
— ONESHOTS (no au/other):
↠ come cuddle [1.4k]
your (very pouty) boyfriend is back from filming, and there’s only one thing on his mind.
↠ quiet nights [2.1k]
tom’s had a bad day. luckily, there’s always somewhere he can go for refuge.
↠ underneath the mask [3.1k] — prince!tom.
a masquerade ball, a young prince, and his one love. tom’s fed up with obeying the rules and steals away with you for a night of respite from his hectic life.
↠ the box [4.2k]
you feel a mysterious object in tom’s pocket…
↠ accidental proposal [2.1k]
you accidentally propose to your boyfriend tom.
↠ head over heels [2.9k]
tom’s been head over heels for you for three years. no matter how hard he tries, he’s never able to get the words out. but it’s harrison’s 24th birthday, and tom really can’t keep his feelings a secret any longer.
↠ warm [3.1k] **
it’s a lazy sunday morning, and you spend it wrapped up in tom’s arms.
↠ dirty little secret [7.5k] ** — richkids au.
it should be the perfect morning. a catered brunch, views of the country club’s pristine front lawn, a bottomless supply of mimosas… yet, you yearn for scandal, and nothing is going to stop you from stirring up trouble.
↠ crash into you [20.2k] ** — hockey!tom x skater!reader.
you can’t stand the ice hockey team. they’re loud, brutish, and incredibly annoying. it’s just inconvenient that you can’t seem to stop running into their star player, an irritatingly suave man called tom, nor deny the way your pulse quickens every time he’s around…
↠ the sweet spot [22.5k] ** — actor!tom x chef!reader.
life is good with sam holland as your best friend. together, you own and manage london’s newest up-and-coming restaurant: the sweet spot. it’s just an added bonus that his brother happens to be incredibly attractive… — best friend’s brother au.
— HARRISON OSTERFIELD —
↠ all harrison blurbs can be found here.
↠ if you feel the same [3.7k]
six months ago, you said goodbye to your best friend harrison as he left to travel the world. now he’s back, and you don’t really know how to act.
↠ say goodnight [2.7k]
you and harrison broke up before he left to chase his dreams in hollywood. with 5,000 miles between you, you’re both struggling to adjust to life without the other — exes to lovers.
— HARRY HOLLAND —
↠ all harry blurbs can be found here.
NICE.
+ pairings: eren yeager + (fem) reader
+ genres: rich kid au, college au, friends to lovers au, fluff, light-ish angst, smut/nsfw content (everybody gets a piece)!
+ warnings: mentions of depression/anxiety, mentions and use of drugs and alcohol, some of the smut happens under the influence so be cautious if that’s something you don’t like, i swear this is all more idiots in love than angst tho i just wanna disclose everything fairly
+ notes: this is alternatively titled super rich kids and you can probably figure out why. some of this is based off of real life, some of it is straight out of gossip girl and i challenge you to separate the facts from the fiction :’) anyways, i hope we all remember the lyrics to in my feelings
+ more notes: one quick reference for ages in this fic—all the vets are older but not by that much, think various stages of grad school. armin, connie, sasha, annie, and bertholdt are all college sophomores. eren, the reader, and pretty much everybody else are college seniors, so they’re about a year or two older. also here is a playlist for your reading pleasures, shoutout to ryn for letting me mooch of their spotify account :’)
+ word count: 19k. i’m sorry.
+ summary: fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you.; or the story of notorious rich kid and self-proclaimed bad boy eren yeager, and his not so goody two-shoes best friend.
“So you’re saying that you don’t love me? That you’re not riding? That you’ll actually leave from beside me?”
“I’m saying that it’s ass o’clock in the morning and I’m not driving in the rain to Brooklyn to pick your sorry ass up.”
“But… but I want you, and I need you, and I’m down for you.”
You check the time on your phone screen and groan. 3:57am. Far too early to be dealing with the likes of Eren Jaeger. “Just get an Uber or something. I don’t know what you and your idiot friends were up to this time, but I don’t want any part of it.”
“First, they’re our idiot friends. Second, I don’t think they let you take Ubers from jail, and even if they did, it’s, like, four in the morning, so I don’t think there are any Ubers driving around, so could you pretty please come pick me up? I promise I’ll make it up to—”
“From where?” you cut him off, slowly sitting upright in your bed. You hold your phone closer to your ear, ready to listen again; because, certainly, you must have misheard him the first time. You wait, but the line is silent, save for Eren’s awkward chuckling. “Eren Asher Jaeger, tell me that that was another stupid lyric from that stupid song, and that you are not in prison right now.”
Eren makes a sad attempt at laughing. “Technically, it’s a holding cell, not really prison… and I would leave, but they suspended my license for a month, and Min can’t drive yet, so we kind of need you,” he explains, “Uh, no pun intended.”
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A soft eremika kiss for yall 🥺 Challenging myself to post a fluffy aot sketch a day until ch 139 comes out!
Eren loved her. And in another universe, he spends the rest of his days showing her just how much 💔
“It’s okay, my dear.”
Once again I’m late for Mother’s Day.
Anyway, some Carla & Eren fluff.
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.
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I like men quizzes I feel like I am at a sleepover when I take them
when a quiz ask me if I like dev patel or jason mamoa better I feel like this
i really didn’t need know what his fingers look like wet 🙂
