â i do possess a front door, you know ? â  what is it with the casual breaking and entering into his flat lately? he supposes he appreciates the fact no one is bothering to make him walk all the way over to the door just to let them in, and he couldnât care less about such small things as privacy. but he still thinks that he should probably be annoyed on some level. maybe. ( he isnât ).  â itâs busier than the local pharmacy in here, yet iâm getting paid half as much to supply twice as many STD ridden idiots, â  heâs watching simon struggle, head cocked to the side in consideration. he could help. or he could watch and root for the rabid dog / thorn bush instead. decisions, decisions.  â i donât think youâre as aesthetically pleasing as you think yourself to be, â  he doesnât even mean it as an insult; he doesnât understand why anyone would be insulted by that. at least heâs crossing the small room to lend a hand in ensuring the otherâs safe arrival into his shoddy lounge.Â
âFront doors are for people who care to be courteous, Oscar, which I have none of that,â he said, not necessarily minding the way that he was hanging out the window since he knew where he was. Though, the potential that there was a dog biting at the fabric of his pants was slightly worrying, he still managed a grin at the person walking toward him. âAnd it would be more boring if I was eaten by a dog, wouldnât it? Who else would make sure my boys in Atlanta were behaving? I donât trust you with that responsibility, youâd let them run wild. I didnât bring them up to see them step out of line,â he continued, voice taking on a whine as he blinked up at the other. At the mention of him not being aesthetically pleasing, he rolled his eyes, but allowed himself to be helped into the lounge before he patted down his clothing. âI apologize, not all of us have the true pretty boy face like you,â he said, eyes lingering on the other before he smirked, âIâm surprised you donât have a bitch sucking your dick every second of every day, with your looks. People must offer you sex for drugs constantly, huh?â