All them Quotes

Welcome to my blog. Below you will find actual quotes from some of my college professors.

[demcollegeprofessors]

I try to keep the marks off, that's how you do it.

Criminal Justice Professor’s sarcastic joke on child abuse (I thought it was funny but felt bad but still a good joke sorry)

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Just a 9 year-old walking around with a bottle of Jack in his hand saying 'boss is up my ass again.'

Criminal Justice Professor on children working in factories

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Sometimes you gotta beat a bitch down.

Criminal Justice Professor’s joke

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In case you wanted to be a prison guard, and go bang a bunch of prisoners; it's illegal.

Criminal Justice Professor

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See that hand flopping over there kids? Don't do what he did or that will happen to you.

Criminal Justice Professor 

[demcollegeprofessors]

Did you get box seats for the drawing and quartering today?

Criminal Justice Professor’s other drawing and quartering joke

[demcollegeprofessors]

Popping bottles up there in the box seats, watching the drawing and quartering.

Criminal Justice Professor’s joke about Drawing and Quartering

[demcollegeprofessors]

I once saw a big pink bus with a stripper on it.

Criminal Justice Professor story about the lady for Grumpy’s Bail Bonds

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he just pushes down the earth.

Criminal Justice Professor

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Presidents don't get shot nowadays, just kidding.

Criminal Justice Professor and his sarcasm

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No one likes you, George.

Criminal Justice Professor about a random person from an example not an actual student

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This is my craft summer wheat brew.

Criminal Justice Professor

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If you're a pimp, don't bring your hoes across the border.

Criminal Justice Professor

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"A small ass star and a BIG ASS planet."

- Prof. Smith

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"Some states have express lanes, to speed it right along."

- Prof. Culhane on executions

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"Just say two assaults in one day, makes you sound badass."

-Prof. Culhane

[demcollegeprofessors]

"That's where all the gun guys are going: Pornhub."

-Prof. Culhane