Garlic, with a Side of Pretention.

Amy // 23 // Toronto Hufflepuff // INFJ // Tracking #dementvr

[eve-made-the-right-choice]

“We owe a debt to third world women theologians who have noticed the similarities between Mary’s life and the lives of so many poor women even today. Giving birth in a homeless situation; fleeing as a refugee with your baby to a strange land to escape being killed by military action; losing a child to unjust execution by the state; our newspapers yield up these icons of suffering even today. Mary is sister to the marginalized women who live unchronicled lives in oppressive situations. It does her no honor to rip her out of her conflictual, dangerous historical circumstances and transmute her into an icon of a peaceful, middle-class life robed in royal blue.”

— Sister Elizabeth Johnson, “Mary of Nazareth: Friend of God and Prophet” (via kuanios)

[secifosseluce]

Mary is sister to the marginalized women who live unchronicled lives in oppressive situations. 

[theforce]

Why do you like the social network so much? Like what's your favorite aspect of the movie/story

eduardo: mark! MAAARRRRK!!!sean: he’s wired ineduardo: sorry?sean: he’s wired in eduardo: is he?sean: yes eduardo: *SMASHES THE SHIT OUTTA THE COMPUTER* eduardo: hOW BOUT NOW?? STILL “WIRED IN” ???!11sean: *whispers* call securityeduardo: you issued 24 million new shares of stockmark: you were told that if new investors came along… eduardo: how much were your shares diluted? *points to sean* how much were his? 

*cut scene* 

lawyer lady: what was mr. zuckerberg’s ownership share diluted down to?eduardo: it wasn’t lawyer lady: what was mr. moskovitz’s ownership share diluted down to?eduardo: it wasn’tlawyer lady: what was sean parker’s ownership share diluted down to?eduardo: it wasn’tlawyer lady: what was peter thiel’s ownership share diluted down to?eduardo: it wasn’tlawyer lady: and what was your ownership share diluted down to?eduardo: .03 percent 

*sad music* *sad looks*

*cut back* 

mark: you signed the paperseduardo: *almost in tears* you set me upmark: you’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?eduardo: this is gonna be like i’m not a part of facebook!sean: it won’t be like you’re “not a part of facebook” … you’re not a part of facebook eduardo: my name’s on the mastheadsean: you might wanna check againeduardo: just because i froze the account???sean: did you think we were going to let you parade around in your rediculous suits pretending you were running this company- eduardo: I’M SORRY MY PRADA’S AT THE CLEANERS! ALONG WITH MY HOODIE AND MY ‘FUCK YOU’ FLIP-FLOPS YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG sean: security’s here, you’ll be leaving noweduardo: i’m not signing those papers.sean: we will get the signature.eduardo: *to mark* tell me this isn’t about me getting into the phoenixmark: *scoffs angrily* eduardo: *in disbelief* … YOU ! YOU DID IT! I KNEW YOU DID IT YOU PLANTED THE STORY ABOUT THE CHICKEN! mark: i didn’t plant the story about the chicken sean: what’s he talking about? eduardo: you had me accused of animal crueltysean: seriously, what the hell’s the chickeneduardo: *LEANS IN VERY CLOSE TO MARK / VOICE LOW AND DANGEROUS / HAND MOVEMENTS BECOMING VERY TENSE* and i’ll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as co-founder of facebook, which i am, you bETTER LAWYER U P ASSHOLE BC IM NTO CIGMING BACK FOR 30% I’M GCIMIGN BACK FO RN EVERNYHTRGING !!!!!!!!!!

[theglassessay]

from a leaflet circulated c.1968 by the feminist movement W.I.T.C.H. (Women’s International Terrorist Conspiracy from Hell)

[jeou]

me in 2040, getting ready for a soirée in vintage alexander mcqueen SS18 and cartier earrings, taking a sip of champagne in front of my 1stdibs vintage 17th century gold mirror: how was school today, my love? 

 my future kid, lounging on my king-sized blush satin-slash-silk covered bed: oh, well, in history we learnt about the outbreak of 2020, do you remember that? 

 me: *drops my crystalline champagne glass*

[weltenwellen]

Virginia Woolf, A Writer’s Diary

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Remember when moustaches were a trend

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I didn't dream this right?

Wtf was 2012 thinking

[rabdoidal]

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

[jehanproudaisy]

when you walk in the sea in Animal Crossing and your lil feet go splish splosh splash reblog if u agree

[angelic-dove-deactivated2018121]

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

[4oh8]

Need me a freak like dis

[vol14-remade-deactivated2021051]

college is like *gets an email* *walks somewhere* *realizes u left ur water bottle at home* *walks somewhere* *walks somewhere* *gets an email* *gets an email*

[kihba-deactivated20211123]

“drama kid” this and “band kid” that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school

[pentragons]

“Nothing is more hateful        than failing                    to protect                               the one you love.”

[poirot]

@booksociety’s hogwarts houses reads event: hufflepuff — winnie the pooh

I don’t feel very much like pooh today, said pooh. there there, said piglet. I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.

[cockwiki]

dating site for dumbasses called okstupid

[jazbaaati]

“August rain: the best of the summer gone, and the new fall not yet born. The odd uneven time.”

- Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath.

[lilmamabeyellin]

im practicing non-attachment. accepting what comes and allowing it to leave when it’s time. what is for me will be for me effortlessly

[lovertitletrack]

do you ever listen to a lorde song and feel like it’s TOO personal like ella yelich-o'connor must have literally broken into your home, opened your diary, read all your texts, and left without a trace because otherwise how the fuck would she have known to write that