Actual Demigod

Child of an irish god fools percy jackson shit

[demi-dumbass]

I don’t remember this

[catchymemes]

[demi-dumbass]

[demi-dumbass]

My biggest crime was stealing pastrami. I ended up chained to pumpkin for it. I then at pumpkin. Sorry, friend

[accio-hogwarts-bullshit]

Ravenclaw, looking at a map: There's a barren, featureless desert out there.

Gryffindor: That's the back of the map.

[demi-dumbass]

You know ypu might bea witch when you get excited at the sight of random crystals that you didnt remember having

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[pikachucastiel-deactivated20220]

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

[tooruchans-deactivated20170428]

I GOT LUKE HEMMINGS ROLLING HIS EYES WHAT THE HELL

[gilbertsdumbblog]

What the fuck

I got homestuck trash

[lunchpailgail]

SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE WTF

[marmalade-and-daisies]

Why didn’t mine hatch

[moodogs]

Okay

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

piper really is the world’s okayest gf 

[plaidshirtsandpancakes]

Jason “I may have been raised by wolves but at least I use proper grammar” Grace

[demi-dumbass]

*playing BOTW*

Percy: id marry sidon

Annabeth: but his sister loved you???

Percy: shes dead and hes HOT

[demi-dumbass]

Ok i just realized percy would be related to sidon and wow oops

[prorevkiss]

so i just found out the umbrella academy is actually really problematic and heres why 

[prorevkiss]

thiz didn’t age well considering now i know itz ACTUALLY problematic :/

[demi-dumbass]

@velocityval YOU MOTHERHUMPER TRYING TO FOOL MOODOGS HUH

[prorevkiss]

what no itz like on god not a good show. like the first post was juzt a funny joke… for realz tho itz actually like antisemitic and it haz incest and stuff so 😬

[demi-dumbass]

That i know but i thought there was more and i got RICKROLLED 😂 like bruh i wanted to LEARN

[prorevkiss]

so i just found out the umbrella academy is actually really problematic and heres why 

[prorevkiss]

thiz didn’t age well considering now i know itz ACTUALLY problematic :/

[demi-dumbass]

@velocityval YOU MOTHERHUMPER TRYING TO FOOL MOODOGS HUH

[kevinkevinson]

On the floor, Reyna’s hostage began to shake. Reyna thought she might be having a fit. Then she realized the girl was laughing.

“Something funny?” Reyna asked.

The girl’s voice was a gravelly whisper. “Jason told me you were good. He didn’t say how good.”

[my-butterfly-guy-deactivated202]

Coach Hedge at anything even mildly threatening:

[uncharted-constellations]

a wise girl

[uncharted-constellations]

a water boi

[shyravenns]

piper stop

[demi-dumbass]

Headcanon

Nico is really sunshiny and will is very broody and no one knows why