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Male|Straight|19|College student| “I rebel; therefore I exist.” -Albert Camus 

[profashionall]

[browsedankmemes]

Congrats you trumped yourself. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

[weston-miller]

[retropopcult]

Grocery store after midnight, 1979

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

Powerade was introduced 1990 and did not exist in 1979

[coratorium]

sounds like we’ve got illegal time traveling beverages on our hands lads

[jinglepancakebells]

Shit, it’s been a year since I’ve been on here. lol

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[wearejustvisiting]

guys guys guys

‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases

so they mean fucking

“Bone Atrophy”

[heavenpucci]

I’m so tired

[onlytwitterpics]

[jinglepancakebells]

UPS drivers, when ding dong ditchers get jobs.

[jinglepancakebells]

you: halloween is on oct 31st

me, an intellectual: halloween iS ALL MONTH

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

Them long ass phone conversations that feel so intimate you don’t know what to do with yourself when it’s over.

[musichastherighttoparty]

the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

[jinglepancakebells]

anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.

my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

[volcainist]

[bob-belcher]

[ichixhime-deactivated20190121]

[kvchudon]

[arevadochi]

Durarara!!x2 Ketsu || Ep. 10: Telepathy  ↳ “Both him…. and him… Either of their own volition, or against their will… they’re going off to fight something. Most likely, this city, to.”