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jinx: ekko, I'm sad.

ekko: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.

vi: Caitlyn , I'm sad.

Caitlyn , nodding: me but you don't see me complaining

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*Lilith is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room*

Lilith, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!

Eda, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!

Lilith: And Darius didn’t stop you?!

Eda, pointing at a sleeping Darius: They’ve been asleep for the past three hours.

Raine, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-

Raine, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!

Lilith, pointing at Eda: They threw the remote onto the TV stand.

Raine: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!

Darius, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out?

Darius, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! EDA, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!

Eda: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!

Lilith and Raine, in unison: But you broke the-

Eda: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room*

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Marcy: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Anne : And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Ekko: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Jinx: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Emira, trying to teach Amity: step one of flirting, eye contact.

Amity: I am..intensely.

Luz: why are you glaring at me like i owe you money?

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Finn: So I got this amazing plan!

Jake: We fail almost every time you say that.

Finn: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.

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Louie: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

Huey: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.

Louie: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

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Huey: You’re jealous.

Lena: Jealous?

Huey: That’s why you were being so negative about this.

Lena: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

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Jake: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- LSP: Twelve, actually. Jake: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? LSP: Yours! Jake: That's right: no one's.

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Huey, driving Louie and Dewey: So how was your day? Dewey: We almost got surprise adopted! Huey: What? Louie: We almost got kidnapped. Huey: Oh, okay. Huey: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Huey: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Dewey: Okay, but in my defense, Louie bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Huey: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Bonnie: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.

Marceline: Oh yeah? Then continue this.

Marceline: I don't cook I don't clean-

Bonnie: So let me tell you how I got this ring.

Bonnie & Marceline: .....

Bonnie & Marceline: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

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Louie : Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Huey: How so?

Louie : It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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Lena: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

Webby: That’s a snake.

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Finn: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Marceline does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Jake: If Marceline were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Marceline jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Finn: You jump off a cliff!

Jake: Gladly. Provided Marceline did first.

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Polly: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Sprig: I beg to differ

Polly: Then Beg

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Sprig: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Anne: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Sprig: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.