College Life Text Starters
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ā[txt] can you send me notes? i donāt get anything the professor saysā
ā[txt] we should totally start a study group!ā
ā[txt] can you sign my name on the attendance sheet?ā
ā[txt] ive given up on going to class.ā
ā[txt] theres EXTRA CREDIT!!!ā
ā[txt] ive changed my major 4 times so idkā
ā[txt] i know itās 2 am but we should get some foodā /Ā ā[txt] itās ONLY 2 amā
ā[txt] thereās this really cool event on the quad tonight, we should goā
ā[txt] did someone spray paint that statueās dick again?ā
ā[txt] the professor was really doing the most today.. -image attached-ā
ā[txt] thereās free pizzaā
ā[txt] we should hang out tonight, my roommate skipped townā
ā[txt] who ate my cereal?ā
ā[txt] iām NOT doing the dishes againā /Ā ā[txt] im letting them soakā
ā[txt] if i have to hear you mewling like a kitten in heat at 3 am one more time i just might fling myself off the dorm rooftopā
ā[txt] itās not a party if the only people around are the ones that live hereā
ā[txt] can you stop texting me from the other room?ā
ā[txt] i thought i asked for some privacy??ā
ā[txt] i canāt afford to go out tonightā
ā[txt] there was a RATā
ā[txt] obviously the only solution is to run away from my problemsā
ā[txt] college is hard.ā
ā[txt] i just get homesick sometimesā
ā[txt] if only there was FUCKING parkingā
ā[txt] someone threw up in the sinkā
ā[txt] can you come pick me up? things have gotten kinda crazyā
ā[txt] i found out what a kegstand isā
ā[txt] so m aybe i dou knowe how 2 dance *beer emojis*ā
ā[txt] i could be studying right nowā
ā[txt] people are talking to me. im panicking.ā
ā[txt] everything hurts and iām dyingā
ā[txt] sleep?? idk herā
ā[txt] please just take a napā /Ā ā[txt] just take a nap with meā
ā[txt] i havent had anything other than coffee in 72 hoursā
ā[txt] should i drop out? i think ill drop out.ā
ā[txt] i had a dream i got run over by a bus and it was the highlight of my weekā