mr spider doesn’t like it

rae | they/them | pretty tired

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[themetalhiro]

go my qiflings

[bongwaterwiz]

u are a pipe bomb or whatever that blonde kid said

[tarta-tart]

killing this false fairy tale

[yakichoufd]

[8nin]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[um-jammer-tranny]

and like. broke

[yakichoufd]

comic inspired by that tweet

[tswizzlesfan]

remember this post when tbc comes out

(ft this masterpiece that always makes me cry by @feluart)

[plantbvn]

boyfriend first, then cigarette

[dushesssss]

[indiesaster]

gay mana sharing

[hollanderthoughts]

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[a03minyard]

the funniest possible evolution of neil’s trauma is him eventually becoming too comfortable

like this man spent his childhood memorizing exits and sleeping with shoes on and now he’s thirty and yelling “andrew where’s my charger” from another room like he’s been domesticated beyond recognition