It Can't Cure All

But it can at least cure some [NSFW/Vent for Fuqwizard. Ooc follows unless given the link or something is reblogged from you]

[blueberrymlm]

more dumbass mlm

[blueberrymlm]

domestic mlm

[sparkytheandroid]

girlfriend: honey i need you to pick out some decorations for the house

me: got it

[sparkytheandroid]

tumblr didnt flag this post so its legally alright to masturbate to it

[coral]

I still remember the very moment I fell in love with you.

[dimshapes]

Robert Mapplethorpe, “Roger in Fishnets”,  1983

[sleepylittledomme]

Would you rather have tentacles that can appear at will or fangs?

Why can’t I have both?

[dansfull]

los besos tuyos como caramelos

[deminacea]

Also damn please call me a degenerate fiend again, daddy

[deminacea]

Do I feel guilty about my tiny exhibitionist streak? A little. But there’s so many posts about eating ass

[mariposavenenosa]

can i have some uhhhhhhhhh besitos 

[kla-ro-line]

[almostsublimeyouth-deactivated2]

God’s Own Country (2017) dir. Francis Lee

[wafflesandsyrup]

rise and grind kings lets get this head

[paininmyassachusetts]

me before starting my day as a guillotine operator

[lmaonade]

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

[queereyegifs]

x

[fantasyofaswitch-deactivated201]

Cute date idea: you come over and fall asleep in my lap/on my chest while I pat your head and watch a movie

[dilf-pickle]

when u ask a vers bottom if they wanna top: