[kristina100000]

idgaf about people who make fun of subtitles when im having fun understanding what the fuck people r saying in movies

[vikiholmesx3]

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

[jumex]

you ever meet someone and just know…..u just know…they a lizard

[cristinaricci]

Fleabag 2x04

[bl-ossomed]

[rogerdeakinsdp]

In the scene when [Steve] asks you if you’ve ever been duck hunting before and you reply, under your breath, like, “I’m no effing hillbilly.” Was that improv? It was. Yeah, it was one of my proudest moments. I didn’t think they’d let me, ‘cause it was also a moment that he had walked away, so I also, you know…  If they aren’t saying “cut”, you kinda keep talking, you know? And so I did. And I was surprised that it stayed in. – Pedro Pascal

[ladysorrows]

Gerard Way on Netflix’s Umbrella Academy Show

[ladysorrows]

If the world tells you to lengthen your shorts, you must shorten them.

[zonerbonerz]

adult toy store employees when they go around to make sure all the products work: vibe check

[kissesdaddy-deactivated20191024]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I mean it wholeheartedly when I say lizzo is my religion……………she just gets it, every bit of it, and I cannot express how grateful I am that she shares some of her wisdom w us

[k-a-s-e-p-e-n]

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

[roboticoperatingbud]

[kortzite]

[elementaldeityoffood]

[762nukem]

*touches ground* Something horrible happened here.

[thebootydiaries]

me: no but are you sure you love me, like really sure, i don't want to pressure you

husband: we have been married for 23 years

[relishboi]