(Mostly) Things I've Reblogged

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[cryptidcola]

[cryptidcola]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

[fortinbrasftw]

so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

sorry

[toastbutteregg]

[just-shower-thoughts]

They really dropped the ball by not naming flying dinosaurs skynosaurs

[whitepeopletwitter]

What a bastard

[whitepeopletwitter]

Willie Wonka’s House of Horrors.

[jenatwork]

Someone pointed out that the font on the government’s letter about the quarantine looked familiar, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

[heartbeatsandpeonies]

If I may add, from a viral Facebook post:

[anxietyproblem]

[depsidase]

[thisobscuredesireforbeauty]

“A young boy who had just stolen his father’s car and crashed it, takes one final puff on his cigarette before facing the consequences. (1974).” Source

[goddess-complex]

the 70s were just like that

[couponkids]

sorry my pen exploded on this one lol

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[anarchistmemedistro]

hope they break their knees

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

They're sending me to space just for fun

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Mission parameters: "Have fun out there"

[zvaigzdelasas]

Houston, we're having a blast

[snakebitcat]

astronaut: moon's fun

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *putting on a party hat and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's fun

[baddiemode]

[glirby]

[skinsandotherthings]