every time i see a kotlc chatfic out in the wild i'm unfortunately reminded of my own wattpad chatfic that's so aggressively 2020 it should probably be put in a museum
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@demonic-kotlc
every time i see a kotlc chatfic out in the wild i'm unfortunately reminded of my own wattpad chatfic that's so aggressively 2020 it should probably be put in a museum
I forgot kotlc existed for a solid few months (Still haven't read stellarlune)
alll I remember is that Keefe is not pronounced kee-fee
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mutual 1: im so gay for linh song
mutual 2: you know that one sentence from five books ago that everyone else forgot about? (15 paragraphs of analysis)
mutual 3: (most cursed edit you've ever seen in your life) canon!
mutual 4: here's how I think pregnancy would work for an elf/ogre hybrid
mutual 5: (piece of art that belongs in a museum) wip
mutual 6: when I started reading this series I was but a babe suckling at my mother's breasts....
mutual 7: little drabble! (3k words of bloody torture of Keefe Sencen)
mutual 8: which page of kotlc is the best (poll 1038)
mutual 9: king dimitar is kinda....
Any guesses for the title of book 10?
Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.
Update still haven’t read Stellarlune but that’s okay 👍
anyways, anytime I see a fluff ball keychain with KOTLC in my thoughts, I think of Iggy. I don’t even know the last color he was dyed guys, so in my head he is just a pink fluff
I told myself I’d read stellarlune by the time school started but here I am…
I have not even read a line and it’s been marinating on my virtual shelf for the past like two/three months
To take you down all we need to do is put u in a freezer 😌
-@dex-the-smart-one
you FREEZE fintan? you freeze their body like the Great Value 100% Natural Green Peas©?? oh! oh! jail for dex! jail for dex for One Thousand Years!!!!
i cant believe shannons economic system made class differences in clothing irrelevant. like normally simpler fabrics are because you cant afford the higher quality ones, right? thats kind of a moot point for the elves because everyone has the funds to go out and buy all the finery in the world. i guess theres an argument for practicality, but im disappointed in the sheer amount of nuance lost
if you thought smiling bronte was bad, just wait until you see… smiling vespera
tbh. i do like the rwrb movie but definitely in a different way than i like the book. and honestly i’m happy about that
Kotlc characters as things I have done pt 2
Fintan - constantly talking about arson and rebelling against world leaders to establish my own dictatorship where I also bring back the guillotine
Elwin - giving friends snacks throughout the day to prevent them from starving bc we had late lunch
Forkle - making a purple mustache and taping it on my face while also wearing a beret
Councilor Oraile - being one of the few people in my friend group to dress in pink for the Barbie movie
I feel like Dex is the middle child for Shannon whenever she writes
Elwin would love Doc McStuffins
Kotlc Characters as things I’ve done (a series) :
Biana - using adult scissors to trim her nails in elementary 💅
Sophie - Going 3-4 days with a a grand total of 15(??) hours of sleep
Dex - figuring out how to report websites that offer products but scam people (never got around to actually doing it but he would’ve )
Tam - wearing black
Fitz - holding a grudge against the British partly because of ancestry
Keefe - starting and finishing an essay an hour before the due date and getting an A
Linh - peace signs after crying
Tam: I'm in love with Biana
Sophie: Our Biana?
Tam: Yes. Thoughts?
Fitz: Yes. And prayers.
Sophie: And blessings.
Dex: But yeah, mostly prayers.
Fitz: Good luck.
(I saw this for pjo and thought I haven't seen this for kotlc, also I feel like Biana is a scary girl boss, like she can tear you limb from limb and then give your nails a manicure. Like those scars awakened something)
There are no word that can describe my urge to set Fitz on fire, he's just so killable.