schrodinger's bf

Pronoun Indifferent. Basil / 25 / USA. Queer @butter-cub 💕 @kitbear444. My texts are tagged #😈👾

[demonicalamari]

I'm just really into fitness

[demonicalamari]

I caved and got sporty with it

[siliceous-ooze]

when u discover a longtime mutual has a nice dick >>>>>>>

[valtsv]

parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

[colourofthekites]

elite combos:

Jockstrap and hoodie

longs-sleeved tee and shorts

[demonicalamari]

I caved and got sporty with it

[demonicalamari]

The appropriate winter wear

[demonicalamari]

I don't feel like getting dressed

[demonicalamari]

Big boy stretches

[demonicalamari]

I caved and got sporty with it

[slutt4subbymen]

maybe fucking a tumblr mutual would heal me

[theehorsepusssy]

[crashbandacoochie]

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

[theabigailthorn]

I made a Mii of you hope that's alright

hell yeah

i do like mozzarella lemonade and honey!

[strange-aeons]

I'm very tired and briefly considered the possibility that British people enjoy a weird delicacy called "mozzarella lemonade"

[mangled-by-disuse]

get a load of this guy who's never had mozzarella lemonade

[strange-aeons]

[kibumkim]

If this is real they need to do it again

[segamascott]

thank you dua lipa

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[pmamtraveller]

"Fat Tiger" by "Uncle Bum" (不二馬大叔).