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carolina caroline (2026) x tyrant by beyoncé

#thank u em for the download <3 #anyway. made this with a slight migraine in three hours. so. hope I still like it in the morning !#carolina caroline #caroline daniels #oliver anderson #kyle gallner #samara weaving #beyonce #tyrant #kait edits

benson really had that shit on that day !!!

#listen. let’s pretend the shitty editing here is part of the humor :)#cannot be bothered to make it look better lmao #kyle gallner #johnny berchtold #the passenger #the passenger 2023 #benson nolastname #benson the passenger #randy bradley #ranson #stockroom syndrome #kait edits

avrilsboy

benson who saw e.t. exactly once and it was at the crummy little movie theater in town and it was the summer after he finished the third grade and ma slept through the whole thing and told him to tell her about it on the drive back home. and now he's older and he swears he doesn't remember it but he remembers. because look at what they've done to you. i'm so sorry. you must be dead, because i don't know how to feel. i can't feel anything anymore.

avrilsboy

randy tries to tell him a funny story (already off to a bad start) about the e.t. video game that was so bad that all the unsold copies were buried in a landfill in new mexico and when he asks benson if he ever played it benson very thoughtfully scratches his nose and squints at some nothing thing in the distance and says "nah, that movie was gay." and randy scoffs and mumbles an agitated "no it wasn't" around a french fry and that's the last they ever talk about it.

#not that randy is particularly attached to it he just thinks calling stuff gay as an insult is rude. because he's an ally.#<- exactly!! he saw the hilary duff psa and loved it #the passenger

rats4taxevasion

although the politics of strange darling were very questionable (re: women lying about assault) I still love the electric lady's speech to the demon about how dangerous it is for women to meet up with strange men for casual sex… a straight A student at the hannibal lecter school of comedy

#and then the fact that he responds in like the most serial killer tone ever that he’s Not a serial killer…#stupid movie stupid movie that could’ve been sooooo good but NOOOOO #strange darling

cannot stop thinking abt this tattoo adam reposted on his story a few days ago… literally so stupid cute!!!

#adam rehmeier #emily skeggs #kyle gallner #dinner in america #ig story

Kyle and Willa in Australia for the Skeletons shoot via Willa’s IG Story! (8/8/26)

#the fact that they’re color coordinated… besties!!#kyle gallner #willa fitzgerald #skeletons #ig story

thesoldiersminute

Samara Weaving as Caroline Daniels Carolina Caroline (2025) dir. Adam Rehmeier

#omg so so pretty I love this set #and she had to quit calling :(#carolina caroline

twinkprison

emotionally attached to this asshole’s curl

#the way he was sooo sweat soaked for half of the movie and it made his hair wanna revert back to its messy curly state <333 #the passenger

lscallop

bart allen's baby fangs appreciation 🦷

#he’s so baby!!!!!!!!#smallville

dad-dumpster

this could have fixed them

#oh my fucking god ????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!#art #the passenger

clownplushie

nightvision 🐊🦒

#this is so fucking sick omg #the passenger #art

thenewgothicromance

The real tragedy of Randy and Benson never really getting to know each other is that they have the same threshold for getting overstimulated and wanting to go home. They are NOT closers those are two guys who love to leave the function early

thenewgothicromance

In a kinder world they both find each other standing out by the cars during the BBB Christmas party because it was too fucking loud and hot and crowded and they were both only there because they happened to be closing that night anyway. And Randy had a glass of eggnog which has alcohol in it only he didn’t know that until it was too late because his family only ever has the non-alcoholic kind. And like he thought it tasted weird but he didn’t want to say anything or be rude so he drink it anyway. So Benson’s saying like I’m getting out of here, and Randy’s like yeah me too, except I can’t drive right now… :( And Benson (extra spiked his eggnog from the dashboard flask, BAC way higher than Randy’s) is like shiiiit well I can drive you home. And Randy goes oh, no, I don’t want you to miss the party because of me. And Benson goes man fuuuuck this party I fucking hate these people. And Randy goes haha yeah…. and he doesn’t say me too but they both know he’s thinking it. And then Benson drives him home and if they stop anywhere or do anything along the way well who’s gonna know. If there’s an awkward exchange of blowjobs in the backseat or they spend an hour just sitting in the parking lot outside Jack in the box commiserating about work, well who’s to know!!

thenewgothicromance

And when they get to Randy’s house and Randy’s about to get out of the car he lingers for a second and gets a little shy and goes hey you know how you were saying you hate everyone at work? Well…you don’t hate like, everyone, right?

And Benson looks at him for a second and then pointlessly adjusts the rearview and scratches his nose and cracks his neck and looks back at him and says yeah I mean you know, not everyone.

#NOT EVERYONE!!!!!!!!#hey so what if I died #the passenger