welcome to hell.

shadow ☆ kian kahale ❝ i would much rather die trying to be a H E R O rather than live long enough to see myself become the V I L L A I N. ❞ ♔

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Generation Kill sentence starters

trigger warnings for: war, violence, cursing, slurs. some of the sentences have been adjusted slightly to work better for rp purposes. change pronouns as required!

“I’m assured of this.”

“None of us are good to anybody if we’re dead.”

“White man’s gotta rule the world.”

“People forget the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.”

“It’s a miracle no-one was killed.”

“Police that mustache!”

“I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior.”

“War is the motherfucking answer.”

“[Name]’s job is to be an asshole, and he excels at the position.”

“We make do.”

“So yeah, homes, we pimpin’.”

“Is there a reason we got pizza delivered today?”

“Nice of you to fucking mention it.”

“Been fighting dirty my whole life.”

“We kicked the hornet’s nest. Now we better kill all the fucking hornets.”

“You are possibly the biggest fuck up I have encountered.”

“It doesn’t make you gay if you think [Name]’s hot. We all think he’s hot.”

“I trust you to keep your personal feelings to yourself.”

“Fucking Captain America.”

“I wish I had some ‘shrooms.”

“Yeah, it’s the shiznit.”

“I’m on it like a motherfucker!”

“Stay frosty.”

“No-one’s shooting any dogs.”

“Yes, we are the conquering heroes.”

“Semper gumby. Always flexible.”

“You ever realize how homoerotic this whole thing is?”

“He just called you a minion.”

“Here we sit with our thumbs up our asses.”

“You shouldn’t pet a burning dog.”

“Facial hair’s not going to be our focus for the next 24 hours.”

“You gotta respect the pajamas.”

“You should have rolled into battle with a sword. That would have fucking rocked.”

“Man, I am so high from not sleeping.”

“You fuck us, I’ll smile killing you.”

“From now on we’re gonna have to earn our stories.”

“Not to get homoerotic about this, but I could kiss you.”

“Can’t live in the past. Got a lot of shit ahead of us.”

“For once our asses get saved by sheer incompetence.”

“Your leadership is the only thing I have absolute confidence in.”

“Okay, it’s not the good shit, but it’s local brewed.”

“He’s lowered the bar. Shit, he’s removed the bar.”

“As the great warrior poet Ice Cube once said, ‘If a day does not require an AK, it is good.’“

“That was pretty fucking ninja.”

“I think it’s time for you to shut the fuck up.”

“It’s ‘cause he’s a psycho. But at least he’s our psycho.”

“Well, it’s just that you’re incompetent.”

“He was born a Hebrew and remains a practising Christ-killer.”

“Now you’ve just pissed off God.”

“Are you talking about jerking off without using any hands?”

“I’m reminding you of who your enemy is… the enemy.”

“Deep down, I kinda wanted to see what it feels like to get shot.”

“Don’t set your face on fire again.”

“You’ll be happy to know there is no plan for this.”

“You do not fucking come up on a discussion and speak unless you are spoken to. And nobody fucking spoke to you.”

“Frankly, I’m not hearing the aggressiveness I’d like.”

“You’re not as good as me.”

“You’re a fucking nag.”

“Why, so I can be more like the teacher’s pet?”

“See, that’s why we can’t have nice things.”

“Yeah, but no. Not the right time.”

“I haven’t been to sleep in 36 hours.”

“You can fuck with me all you want, but do not, I repeat, DO NOT fuck with my men.”

“Don’t give that thing to me.”

“At least we gave him a Happy Meal before he died.”

“This is an affront to my warrior spirit.”

“We’re slaying dragons.”

“Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina? That’s my fucking dream.”

“Eat, fuck, kill. All the same, right?”

“Well, it’s been groovy.”

“When I get home, I am gonna eat the fuck out of my girlfiriend’s pussy.”

“Looks like you won some hearts and minds. And some tongue.”

“Were you singing ‘King of the Road’ without me?”

“We have rolled through this country fucking things up.”

“Looks like I was wrong about that good night’s rest.”

“I might write a book one day.”

“Just smile like it’s all good.”

“You’re really desperate.”

“I trust your judgement.”

“Don’t you fucking realise the world already hates us?”

“You fucked up when you married me.”

“No more Ripped Fuel.”

“You should consider your sources.”

“My priest told me it’s not a sin to kill if you don’t enjoy killing. My question is whether indifference is the same as enjoyment.”

“You got the right to say what you want. I got the right to punch you in the fucking mouth if I disagree.”

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[moonbeamiiing]

Generation Kill sentence starters

trigger warnings for: war, violence, cursing, slurs. some of the sentences have been adjusted slightly to work better for rp purposes. change pronouns as required!

“I’m assured of this.”

“None of us are good to anybody if we’re dead.”

“White man’s gotta rule the world.”

“People forget the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.”

“It’s a miracle no-one was killed.”

“Police that mustache!”

“I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior.”

“War is the motherfucking answer.”

“[Name]’s job is to be an asshole, and he excels at the position.”

“We make do.”

“So yeah, homes, we pimpin’.”

“Is there a reason we got pizza delivered today?”

“Nice of you to fucking mention it.”

“Been fighting dirty my whole life.”

“We kicked the hornet’s nest. Now we better kill all the fucking hornets.”

“You are possibly the biggest fuck up I have encountered.”

“It doesn’t make you gay if you think [Name]’s hot. We all think he’s hot.”

“I trust you to keep your personal feelings to yourself.”

“Fucking Captain America.”

“I wish I had some ‘shrooms.”

“Yeah, it’s the shiznit.”

“I’m on it like a motherfucker!”

“Stay frosty.”

“No-one’s shooting any dogs.”

“Yes, we are the conquering heroes.”

“Semper gumby. Always flexible.”

“You ever realize how homoerotic this whole thing is?”

“He just called you a minion.”

“Here we sit with our thumbs up our asses.”

“You shouldn’t pet a burning dog.”

“Facial hair’s not going to be our focus for the next 24 hours.”

“You gotta respect the pajamas.”

“You should have rolled into battle with a sword. That would have fucking rocked.”

“Man, I am so high from not sleeping.”

“You fuck us, I’ll smile killing you.”

“From now on we’re gonna have to earn our stories.”

“Not to get homoerotic about this, but I could kiss you.”

“Can’t live in the past. Got a lot of shit ahead of us.”

“For once our asses get saved by sheer incompetence.”

“Your leadership is the only thing I have absolute confidence in.”

“Okay, it’s not the good shit, but it’s local brewed.”

“He’s lowered the bar. Shit, he’s removed the bar.”

“As the great warrior poet Ice Cube once said, ‘If a day does not require an AK, it is good.’“

“That was pretty fucking ninja.”

“I think it’s time for you to shut the fuck up.”

“It’s ‘cause he’s a psycho. But at least he’s our psycho.”

“Well, it’s just that you’re incompetent.”

“He was born a Hebrew and remains a practising Christ-killer.”

“Now you’ve just pissed off God.”

“Are you talking about jerking off without using any hands?”

“I’m reminding you of who your enemy is… the enemy.”

“Deep down, I kinda wanted to see what it feels like to get shot.”

“Don’t set your face on fire again.”

“You’ll be happy to know there is no plan for this.”

“You do not fucking come up on a discussion and speak unless you are spoken to. And nobody fucking spoke to you.”

“Frankly, I’m not hearing the aggressiveness I’d like.”

“You’re not as good as me.”

“You’re a fucking nag.”

“Why, so I can be more like the teacher’s pet?”

“See, that’s why we can’t have nice things.”

“Yeah, but no. Not the right time.”

“I haven’t been to sleep in 36 hours.”

“You can fuck with me all you want, but do not, I repeat, DO NOT fuck with my men.”

“Don’t give that thing to me.”

“At least we gave him a Happy Meal before he died.”

“This is an affront to my warrior spirit.”

“We’re slaying dragons.”

“Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina? That’s my fucking dream.”

“Eat, fuck, kill. All the same, right?”

“Well, it’s been groovy.”

“When I get home, I am gonna eat the fuck out of my girlfiriend’s pussy.”

“Looks like you won some hearts and minds. And some tongue.”

“Were you singing ‘King of the Road’ without me?”

“We have rolled through this country fucking things up.”

“Looks like I was wrong about that good night’s rest.”

“I might write a book one day.”

“Just smile like it’s all good.”

“You’re really desperate.”

“I trust your judgement.”

“Don’t you fucking realise the world already hates us?”

“You fucked up when you married me.”

“No more Ripped Fuel.”

“You should consider your sources.”

“My priest told me it’s not a sin to kill if you don’t enjoy killing. My question is whether indifference is the same as enjoyment.”

“You got the right to say what you want. I got the right to punch you in the fucking mouth if I disagree.”

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Then there’s tongue

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@gidxe​

"Oh god.. Woojin.." Kian gasped sharply, running over to the other’s side. Kneeling down, he picked up the other’s head and placed him on his lap, looking down at him with concern. “What the hell happened to you..?”

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send "ஐ" and I will generate a number for a fantasy related AU

Shrek: My muse is locked in a tower and your muse must save them for a rude, wicked, little prince/princess.

The Little Mermaid: Mun’s choice of who is the merperson and who is the sailor

Labyrinth: My muse wishes away someone that is important to them and comes face to face with your muse, the Goblin Monarch

Beauty & the Beast: My muse takes the place of someone else in your muse’s prison. Pretty self explanatory. Most people know the story of Beauty & the Beast

Cinderella: My muse is poor and dreams all day of a time when she won’t be stuck with her evil stepparent and stepsiblings. Your muse is the prince/princess that meets my muse.

Snow White: My muse runs away from a bad home situation and finds a great place to live in a shelter in the middle of the forest. Your muse will eventually massage life back into my muse with a soft kiss

Mulan: My muse defies all cultural and social convention to fight in a war. Your muse is the one in charge of the armies.

Legend: My muse is a fairy in love with your muse, a human. Though it cannot be.

Peter Pan: My muse tells stories to children every night and your muse whisks them away to Neverland.

Peter Pan Option 2: My muse tells stories to children and your muse is a captain of a magnificent ship that just so happens to steal my muse away from Peter Pan.

Interview with the Vampire: My muse is an interviewer and yours is a centuries old vampire.

Interview with the Vampire Option 2: Your muse turned my muse against their will into a vampire.

The Wolfman: My muse is your muse’s widowed sister in law. Feelings are high when your muse has been bitten by a werewolf.

The Wolfman Option 2: Your muse has been bitten by a werewolf and my muse is the Gypsy Woman that saves you from death.

Van Helsing: My muse is a monster killer and yours is a vampire hunter and they must work together to defeat a great evil

Van Helsing Option 2: My muse is a vampire and your muse is a vampire hunter.

Dracula: My muse is the first victim of your muse.

Dracula Option 2: My muse is the reincarnation of your muse’s one true love

Dragon’s Heart: One muse is a dragon and the other is a dragon hunter

Pea Pod: Aliens have invaded and our muse’s closest loved ones are acting different. Our muses soon realize they are being taken over by the invaders

Once Upon a Mattress: My muse is a poor princess/prince sent to marry your muse. But they must pass a test to be shown as worthy. The test is laying on a bed of mattresses with one tiny little pea beneath it.

Hey Brother: My muse is an animal (mun’s choice) and your muse shoots their loved one. By some old magic, your muse is turned into that animal and has to depend on my muse to get them back to normal.

Don’t Go In the Water: There’s a shark killing people on the beach. One muse is the town sheriff and the other is a marine biologist and must team up to kill it.

Pirates of the Seas: My muse is a pirate captain searching for treasure. Your muse is a mysterious being leading mine to their destination.

Evil Us: Our muses are twins/siblings/cousins that just so happen to kill people.

Monster Mash: Our muses are classic monsters at some lame boo bash. What type of monster is up to muns.

Children of the Corn: My muse is a creepy child in a town where adults have been murdered. Your muse is an adult who breaks down in this creepy town.

Nightmares: My muse has a nightmare about a horrible man/creature that can kill them in their sleep which just so happens to be your muse

Independence Day: My muse is a government official and your muse is seen as an idiot in lots of social circles for their belief in aliens. This all changes when aliens invade and they have to rely on each other.

End Of Days: Zombie AU of your choice

Mad Love: Our muses are both dangerously in love and completely bad for each other. One muse is completely murderous while the other is the henchmen/woman.

Tangled: My muse is locked in a tower and your muse comes to help them by climbing up their long hair

Shaggin’ Wagon: Your muse was a spy in the 60s and was frozen to be brought back to modern times. My muse is a modern spy that is set to be your partner.

Ghost with the Most: The roles are up to the muses, but one muse is a mischievous ghost and the other has just recently moved into the ghost’s old home

Let Them Eat Cake: My muse is the ruler of another country and is sent to marry your muse.

Happy Days: 1950’s AU. Set within a world that is in black and white, my muse (a black and white inhabitant) falls in love with your muse (a technicolor inhabitant)

Burlesque: My muse is a fairly conservative person while your muse is a burlesque dancer/owner. My muse wants to learn how to dance and your muse teaches them how.

Ah, Real Monsters!: My muse falls through a portal and enters a world where all bedtime monsters live. They soon come to depend on your muse, a monster, to help them get home.

Crypt Keeper: My muse is being held by yours in a crypt where no one can hear them.

Clown Killer: Our muses are kidnapped by a killer clown and must work together to escape him.

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whoops i died a bit

please favorite this for a starter!

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Kian walked over to the duck pond, sitting near on a bench next to the ducks waddling around. “Oh yeah, it’s rare if they ever do come out, though. It’s not everyday they appear.” He said, looking down at the ducks. “Sometimes, the ducks can be a bit mean. I remember bringing bread this one time, and one of the ducks were super greedy he kept pecking me until I gave it more bread.” He rolled his eyes, laughing a bit.

[gidxe]

“Let’s just hope we may encounter one then. But, it’s okay if we don’t.” Woojin sat besides Kian as he watched the ducks that were waddling around. He looked over at Kian when they had began speaking and he could help but laugh along at the story the male had shared with him. He could imagine how it was for Kian, seeing how that duck really wanted more bread.  “Maybe that one was just really hungry and wanted more food from you,” he joked. “It’ll be funny though if that same duck was here and remembers your face. “

[demoninthemaking-blog]

"Let's only hope." He chuckled, crossing his legs as he spoke. He sighed, looking down at the ducks who would stare, then continue to waddle away. "I was this close to roasting him. You had no idea." He joked, looking down at the ducks who would quack constantly. “Oh god, then we both know I’m bringing home dinner then.” He joked, elbowing the other.

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send "ஐ" and I will generate a number for a fantasy related AU

Shrek: My muse is locked in a tower and your muse must save them for a rude, wicked, little prince/princess.

The Little Mermaid: Mun’s choice of who is the merperson and who is the sailor

Labyrinth: My muse wishes away someone that is important to them and comes face to face with your muse, the Goblin Monarch

Beauty & the Beast: My muse takes the place of someone else in your muse’s prison. Pretty self explanatory. Most people know the story of Beauty & the Beast

Cinderella: My muse is poor and dreams all day of a time when she won’t be stuck with her evil stepparent and stepsiblings. Your muse is the prince/princess that meets my muse.

Snow White: My muse runs away from a bad home situation and finds a great place to live in a shelter in the middle of the forest. Your muse will eventually massage life back into my muse with a soft kiss

Mulan: My muse defies all cultural and social convention to fight in a war. Your muse is the one in charge of the armies.

Legend: My muse is a fairy in love with your muse, a human. Though it cannot be.

Peter Pan: My muse tells stories to children every night and your muse whisks them away to Neverland.

Peter Pan Option 2: My muse tells stories to children and your muse is a captain of a magnificent ship that just so happens to steal my muse away from Peter Pan.

Interview with the Vampire: My muse is an interviewer and yours is a centuries old vampire.

Interview with the Vampire Option 2: Your muse turned my muse against their will into a vampire.

The Wolfman: My muse is your muse’s widowed sister in law. Feelings are high when your muse has been bitten by a werewolf.

The Wolfman Option 2: Your muse has been bitten by a werewolf and my muse is the Gypsy Woman that saves you from death.

Van Helsing: My muse is a monster killer and yours is a vampire hunter and they must work together to defeat a great evil

Van Helsing Option 2: My muse is a vampire and your muse is a vampire hunter.

Dracula: My muse is the first victim of your muse.

Dracula Option 2: My muse is the reincarnation of your muse’s one true love

Dragon’s Heart: One muse is a dragon and the other is a dragon hunter

Pea Pod: Aliens have invaded and our muse’s closest loved ones are acting different. Our muses soon realize they are being taken over by the invaders

Once Upon a Mattress: My muse is a poor princess/prince sent to marry your muse. But they must pass a test to be shown as worthy. The test is laying on a bed of mattresses with one tiny little pea beneath it.

Hey Brother: My muse is an animal (mun’s choice) and your muse shoots their loved one. By some old magic, your muse is turned into that animal and has to depend on my muse to get them back to normal.

Don’t Go In the Water: There’s a shark killing people on the beach. One muse is the town sheriff and the other is a marine biologist and must team up to kill it.

Pirates of the Seas: My muse is a pirate captain searching for treasure. Your muse is a mysterious being leading mine to their destination.

Evil Us: Our muses are twins/siblings/cousins that just so happen to kill people.

Monster Mash: Our muses are classic monsters at some lame boo bash. What type of monster is up to muns.

Children of the Corn: My muse is a creepy child in a town where adults have been murdered. Your muse is an adult who breaks down in this creepy town.

Nightmares: My muse has a nightmare about a horrible man/creature that can kill them in their sleep which just so happens to be your muse

Independence Day: My muse is a government official and your muse is seen as an idiot in lots of social circles for their belief in aliens. This all changes when aliens invade and they have to rely on each other.

End Of Days: Zombie AU of your choice

Mad Love: Our muses are both dangerously in love and completely bad for each other. One muse is completely murderous while the other is the henchmen/woman.

Tangled: My muse is locked in a tower and your muse comes to help them by climbing up their long hair

Shaggin’ Wagon: Your muse was a spy in the 60s and was frozen to be brought back to modern times. My muse is a modern spy that is set to be your partner.

Ghost with the Most: The roles are up to the muses, but one muse is a mischievous ghost and the other has just recently moved into the ghost’s old home

Let Them Eat Cake: My muse is the ruler of another country and is sent to marry your muse.

Happy Days: 1950’s AU. Set within a world that is in black and white, my muse (a black and white inhabitant) falls in love with your muse (a technicolor inhabitant)

Burlesque: My muse is a fairly conservative person while your muse is a burlesque dancer/owner. My muse wants to learn how to dance and your muse teaches them how.

Ah, Real Monsters!: My muse falls through a portal and enters a world where all bedtime monsters live. They soon come to depend on your muse, a monster, to help them get home.

Crypt Keeper: My muse is being held by yours in a crypt where no one can hear them.

Clown Killer: Our muses are kidnapped by a killer clown and must work together to escape him.

[memeroundups]

Send ‘a moment of weakness’

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter. { tw violence, possible noncon/dubcon implications, nsfw }

Your muse is emotionally compromised and breaking down.

My muse is emotionally compromised and breaking down.

Your muse is smashed drunk and incoherent.

My muse is completely drunk and incoherent.

Your muse is tied up (how and why is up to the mun)

My muse is all tied up (how and why is up to the mun)

Your muse is surrounded by thugs up to no good and mine happens to pass by.

My muse is surrounded by thugs up to no good and yours happens upon this.

Your muse is having a vivid nightmare and is shouting out brokenly.

My muse is having a vivid nightmare and is crying out in their sleep.

Your muse has been drugged with a aphrodisiac and is out of it, needing release.

My muse has been drugged with a aphrodisiac and is in a haze, needing release.

Your muse is being beat up by mine, something your muse did must of been the last straw.

My muse is being beat up by yours, something they did must of been the last straw.

Your muse is being kept hostage and mine has just rescued them.

My muse is kidnapped and yours has just rescued them.

Your muse has been beaten badly and is in bad shape, mine happens to find them.

My muse is been beaten badly and is in bad shape, yours finds mine in this state.

Your muse falls very ill and continues activities even if they seem on the verge of passing out.

My muse is sick and continues daily routine even though they seem on the verge of passing out.

Your muse is in a frightened or nervous state (why is up to the mun)

My muse is in a frightened or nervous state (why is up to the mun)

Your muse is being punished by mine.

My muse is being punished by yours.

Your muse is temporarily blind.

My muse is temporarily blind.

Your muse has suddenly sprained an ankle and can’t walk.

My muse has suddenly sprained an ankle and can’t walk.

Your muse has blackmail over mine.

My muse has blackmail over yours.

Your muse catches mine naked.

My muse catches yours naked.

Mun chooses.

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[ text ] well i mean as long as you don’t provoke them [ text ] you should be fine. [ text ] did you want me to sleep with you tonight?

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RULES: YOU CAN ONLY SAY GUILTY OR INNOCENT. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING UNLESS SOMEONE MESSAGES YOU OR ASKS YOU. REPOST DON’T REBLOG!!

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Asked someone to marry you? Innocent Kissed one of your friends? Guilty Danced on a table in a bar/tavern? Innocent Ever told a lie? Guilty Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? Innocent Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty Kissed a picture? Innocent Slept in until 5pm?  Guilty Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty Held a snake? Guilty Been suspended from school? Guilty Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? Innocent   Stolen something? Guilty Been fired from a job? Innocent Done something you regret? Guilty Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? Innocent Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent Kissed in the rain? Innocent Sat on a roof top? Guilty Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent Sang in the shower? Innocent Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty Shaved your head?  Innocent Slept naked? Innocent Had a boxing membership? Innocent Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Innocent Been in a band?  Innocent Shot a gun?  Innocent Donated blood? Innocent Eaten alligator meat? Innocent Eaten cheesecake? Guilty Still loved someone you shouldn’t? Guilty Have/had a tattoo? Innocent Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty Been too honest? Guilty Ruined a surprise? Innocent Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk after?Guilty Erased someone in your friends list? Innocent Dressed in a man’s clothes? Gultiy Joined a pageant? Innocent Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Innocent Still have communication w/ your ex? Innocent Cheated on someone? Innocent Got totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? Innocent A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? Innocent Got so angry that you cried? Guilty  Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? Guilty Thoughts about suicide? Innocent Thoughts about murder? Guilty How about mass murder? Guilty Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? innocent Stalked someone? Guilty Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? Guilty Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? innocent

[yourdailyjungkook]

[actualarchive]

a hundred random starters 

below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)

❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞

❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞

❝ love is love is love is love. ❞

❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞

❝ why are you crying this time? ❞

❝ you will never escape. ❞

❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞

❝ everything has its consequences. ❞

❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞

❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞

❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞

❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞

❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞

❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞

❝ they died screaming. ❞

❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞

❝ how long have you known? ❞

❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞

❝ the law can be changed. ❞

❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞

❝ your child is adorable! ❞

❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞

❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞

❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞

❝ he adores you. ❞

❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞

❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞

❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞

❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞

❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞

❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞

❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞

❝ then kill me. ❞

❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞

❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞

❝ death is just another adventure. ❞

❝ stop! ❞

❝ let them watch. ❞

❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞

❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞

❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞

❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞

❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞

❝ you love him? ❞

❝ do you love me at all? ❞

❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞

❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞

❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞

❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞

❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞

❝ the king is displeased. ❞

❝ long live your majesty! ❞

❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞

❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞

❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞

❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞

❝ do you really think that? ❞

❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞

❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞

❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞

❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞

❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞

❝ are you a virgin? ❞

❝ I’m married. ❞

❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞

❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞

❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞

❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞

❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞

❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞

❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞

❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞

❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞

❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞

❝ are we going to die here? ❞

❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞

❝ I am no longer a child! ❞

❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞

❝ what if something happens to them? ❞

❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞

❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞

❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞

❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞

❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞

❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞

❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞

❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞

❝ this is my home. ❞

❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞

❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞

❝ fuck me. ❞

❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞

❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞

❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞

❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞

❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞

❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞

[hypnvsis]

Random Phrases Meme

“Is it Friday yet?” 

“I want my mommy.” 

“Any help would be great.” 

“He still owns me $1600.” 

 “Look I changed my facebook picture… oh wait that’s Trump.” 

“Who’s Teddy?” 

“Whatcha doin’ over there? You’re making funny noises.” 

“Why are you crying? No you’re not changing your clothes.” 

“You have to go back, I have to put my mop up.”

“If you bring anything like that home I’ll kick your ass.” 

“When he laughed it off, I knew to shut up.” 

“Put the bucket down!” 

“I can’t pass as a 11 year old boy anymore.” 

“I pinched him because he had an attitude.” 

“You need to stop playing around!” 

“Maybe he can take us to jail..” 

“Because god forbid that we lose anything.” 

“He’s got two guns!” 

“Whoever is whispering, stop!” 

“(name), get that out of your mouth!” 

“That’s too rough.” 

“Get out of his/her/their bubble.” 

“Just do the Frozen thing and let it go.” 

“You gave it to him/her. How nice!” 

“I wasn’t expecting it this soon!” 

“That is shorter that mine, so it doesn’t go over the belly.” 

“(name), don’t even think about it!” 

“It wasn’t me.” 

“There is blood in his/her/their mouth.” 

“I want to sit on your lap.” 

“We do not scream in people’s faces.” 

“You had a good day, you didn’t hit anyone.” 

“Hey! I want to get all of them!” 

“She can speak better than me and she’s four!” 

“And then I just stuck right out.” 

“He bought an AR (gun), because crazy people.” 

“My gun is locked away, but I have a license.” 

“Why are you inside the bucket?” 

“Well if you can’t have broke china, I guess you shouldn’t have any.” 

“Well that’s going to hurt later.” 

“Dammit, someone probably gave that motherfucker away.” 

“I never disagreed with you.”   

[lovelyjungkookie]

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