Miraculous Ladybug Season 1 Starters
You know the deal. Feel free to change pronouns, words, etc!
“I like your work. It’s awesome. Keep it up!”
“I didn’t just do that! Tell me I didn’t just do that!”
“Cats are nothing but trouble.”
“Nice ride, but if I were you, I would have at least made it a convertible.”
“_______, you’re good at annoying people; do your thing!”
“There better be some explosive boots in there or something.”
“I’m the lamest of friends. Lamer than lame!”
“You don’t know me, but FYI, this is like the biggest moment of my life.”
“I know! I know what the bad guys want!”
“But then, he might think we’re following him! Like stalkers! What, me, a stalker? Ha! Although, I would follow him. You know, of course I wouldn’t really stalk him! Oh…who am I kidding?”
“Breaking and entering are grounds for a serious time-out.”
“Would you mind savoring it a little faster?”
“What rock have you been living under?”
“I’m guessing you’re talking about yourself.”
“You should get going. Our identities must remain secret.”
“I will have absolute power!”
“Happy birthday–I mean, have a nice day!”
“You think he’d remember what it was like to be young and wanna party a little.”
“And it better be amazing, and it better not be late!”
“Who just hijacked my mix?!”
“Yeah, if by emergency you mean jealousy.”
“Your…plumbing skill is gonna help us out?”
“You can’t run forever, and when I catch you, I will crush you!”
“Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous!”
“Why did I agree to do this again?”
“They took everything away from me!”
“Then? I’ll invite him out for a fruit smoothie at the end of the photo shoot! Then, we’ll get married! Live happily ever after in a beautiful house and have two kids? No, three. And a dog!”
“And now, you have to eat the spaghetti off the floor!”
“Why don’t you pick on someone your own temperature?”
“You just won yourself a cat fight!”
“But I look so good in a swimsuit.”
“Come on, where’s the good stuff?”
“A girl doesn’t need to wear a costume to be amazing, you know.”
“We’ve become very close friends because we have something very special in common.”
“Between you and me, ____ doesn’t even make the top ten.”
“I could have easily stopped that meteorite myself.”
“Forget it, you were right. We’ll never be friends!”
“Because only love can conquer hate.”
“Have you seen some of the ugly sweaters they are forced to wear? It’s appalling.”
“I wonder who you are beneath that strong disguise.”
“Uh, she’s not crying enough.”
“I sound like a total dorkasaurus!”
“So she’s got eyes, arms, legs, big deal!”
“She’s too self-absorbed to think of anyone but herself, much less save the world!”
“Time flies fast when you’re saving the world.”
“He who enters uninvited burglarizes my inner being and steals my life force!”
“So you were biased? Unfair? Totally unjust?!”
“Good luck with your cat popsicle!”
“Hey! I happen to think that _____ is pretty slick.”
“Hey hot stuff, this is ______. I’d ask you on a date to a movie, but I’ve got such a crazy crush on you that the only way I can talk to you without foaming at the mouth is over this stupid phone.”
“I’m sure if she took a little time to get to know me, she would see how much we have in common.”
“You don’t even take love seriously.”
“_____ may annoy me to pieces, but he’s never lied to me.”
“You were totally going ballistic. It was so cool!”
“I’m no good with words anyway.”
“Now do you see what I mean about respect?”
“Have I ever told you you turn my world upside down?”
“Nice try, but we know who the bad guy is.”
“Forget it, I’m a disaster zone.”
“You’re a born champion.”
“Pigeons will reign supreme! Power to the pigeons!”
“I can’t wait, my dear pigeon.”
“It’s scandalous, how could you do that?”
“A friend of ____? Ah, you must be kidding!”
“Fancy meeting you here, what a stroke of luck!”
“I was allowed to have one because I won a zoo tap-dancing contest in the Kingdom of _____.”
“Not so fast, my royal pain in the neck!”
“Cooking needs no words.”
“Huh, silly me, you don’t have any taste! I mean, look at that you’re wearing.”
“You think you can beat me with a piece of paper?”
“I can’t wait to get home and write a song about soup!”
“Are you tired of having your creative spirit crushed?’”
“I hate dealing with it!”
“That’s not equal at all! Is that how you two work?”
“I got wind that you were being blown away by a hairy situation.”
“Fewer puns, more action!”
“No. Everyone adores me.”
“You’re beautiful and sweet and…you’re perfect and I could never hurt you!”
“I simply cannot bear violence.”
“See what I did? I made a cat joke! Ah! I can be funny.”
“Come on! Seriously? Why is everyone comparing me to ____ tonight?”
“It would have been too…dramatic!”
“Well, it’s only a birthday.”
“You’re no match for me. My neck is bigger than your thigh.”
“Do I see double vision in my future? Or should I say double villain?”
“Responsibility isn’t something to be taken lightly. I should know.”
“You can’t be serious! Over a missing bracelet?”
“If by big you are referring to my rock-hard abs? Well, thanks for noticing!”
“Fabulous…so wickedly fabulous!”
“_____, superhero of _____, defender of the innocent, fighter of all the rights, can’t deal with the pressure?”
“Why, you little perfume ad!”
“Your heart’s gonna roar.”
“Oh no, dude. You’re coming with me. You can’t leave me alone by myself. Uh-uh.”
“Oh, where are you, love of my life?”
“I’m obviously the better looking one.”
“And then there was one.”
“Thanks. I’ve always wanted to smell like…ocean summer breeze?”
“It’s some invisible mystical being. Like a leprechaun.”
“As far as I’m concerned, she doesn’t even exist!”
“We’re an unstoppable team.”
“Weirdly enough, I think the feeling is mutual.”
“My only loss is my appetite.”
“You know that’s considered stealing.”
