Why do only Roman and Remus get weapons someone please give Patton a chainsaw, god, fuck

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Why do only Roman and Remus get weapons someone please give Patton a chainsaw, god, fuck
Honestly the moment I saw this cheese grater my mind immediately when to D!patton.
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Demon!Patton: Ooh~! A genuine eyeball shaver! :D Works on cheese, too! You can have both of your favorite pasta toppings together!
It’s happening!
Omigosh guys, my dear spouse is getting their top surgery imminently! It’s really happening!
We need a few post-surgery care items, like a neck pillow and heating pad, and could use some help on that front
Here is the link to my ko-fi account!
Anything you can offer, reblogs included, is totally appreciated
And! If there’s a writing prompt on your mind, send it with your donation and I’ll see what I can come up with (even NSFW if you’re over 20!)
You guys are the best ♡ Thanks for helping their dream coming true go smoothly
We still need funds, my dears! Pretty please and thank you ♡
Hey d!Pat i made you a meal, so here is a raw human heart with some blood to dip in if you feel like it and here is our finest 'wine' blood *cough cough* and for desert... MEEEE! *lays on the table doing jazz hands*
Demon!Patton: *eating a bunch of Happy Meal toys, still in their wrappers, out of a box* 8) What a set-up! I'll just make a few improvements. *starts covering anon in toys and cold fries*
Imagine having D!Pat sneak up on you while you sleep and you just randomly wake up to the sound of muffled screams and dark cackles and that's the last thing you hear... *shivers*
You wake suddenly in the dead of night.
The room is pitch black.
Underneath your bed you hear a faint shuffling, and scratching. The quiet sound of muffled, pleading voices reaches your ears.
Are you still dreaming?
Your breath quickens when you feel pressure from beneath you, as if something is pushing into the underside of the mattress with its limbs.
It pushes against your back and lower body with enough force to lift the mattress slightly.
You’re too scared to move.
It moves, slowly lowering the mattress again, only to raise it beneath your head and side, then under your legs at odd angles.
The mattress undulates beneath you with the movement.
Abruptly, the pressure vanishes, and the bed frame clunks as the mattress falls back into place.
Your heart is thundering in your ears. You have to move. Why won’t your body move?!
A low giggling is heard from the floor below you.
You whimper.
The creature is moving suddenly, the rapid sound of thudding, slapping movements against the floor seeming to come from all around you.
Then you see him at the foot of your bed, a twitching, giggling silhouette barely outlined by the moonlight coming in.
“Goodnight,” you hear him say, his voice sweet and menacing.
His body turns, but his legs aren’t moving.
“Sleep tight…”
He’s moving towards the head of the bed, but his body remains so still.
Eerily he hovers to your side and peers down at you, his neck cracking as he snaps it to the side to stare at your face.
“Don’t fight.”
Me: (dislikes d!Pat) me: /but I should draw him/
Demon!Patton: *sprawls out onto his side in a romantic pose, a length of intestines held between his teeth like a flower*
All I can think of is that vine where the kid makes a mini flame thrower and the mom (?) is screeching “YOU BETTER STOP!” behind the camera, D!Patton being the kid and the askers being the mom.
Askers: What’s he got? What have you got??
D!Pat: A KNIFE!
Askers: NO–
Anpy, I heckin love you
question for the grims: a) how well can you dance? 'cause i was listening to remy's song (necromancin dancing) and i could totally picture him jamming to it, and b) are you guys related, dating, friends, or just coworkers?
GR!Virgil: I’m his boss, he’s my subordinate. I don’t really dance.
GR!Remy: *gently macarenas in the background*
All I can think of is that vine where the kid makes a mini flame thrower and the mom (?) is screeching “YOU BETTER STOP!” behind the camera, D!Patton being the kid and the askers being the mom.
Askers: What’s he got? What have you got??
D!Pat: A KNIFE!
Askers: NO–
Patton I swear to goodness... Just take these. *Hands him a basket of regular chocolate chip cookies*
Demon!Patton: Ooh! *takes the basket and starts shoving cookies into his mouth, to rapidly chew them up and let them fall to the ground as crumbs, a perfect Cookie Monster imitation; he eats none of them, no cookie time for angel!Dee or human!Lo*
Me @ nearly anything D!Patton does: You Stop That
Demon!Patton: *uses a broken stop sign as a battle axe to cleave people in half*
Hey, I’ve never had a nightmare before and kinda wanna know what they’re like, can you help me out?
sure! see you soon
@demonverses-au it’s d!pat tho
Pretty much lmao
JUST EAT NORMAL, NONE HUMAN-FILLED, NONE BLOODY COOKIES
Demon!Patton: None bloody cookies? With left beef?
question for the grims: a) how well can you dance? 'cause i was listening to remy's song (necromancin dancing) and i could totally picture him jamming to it, and b) are you guys related, dating, friends, or just coworkers?
GR!Virgil: I'm his boss, he's my subordinate. I don't really dance.
GR!Remy: *gently macarenas in the background*
All I can think of is that vine where the kid makes a mini flame thrower and the mom (?) is screeching “YOU BETTER STOP!” behind the camera, D!Patton being the kid and the askers being the mom.
Askers: What's he got? What have you got??
D!Pat: A KNIFE!
Askers: NO--
LOOK I KNOW YOU LOVE VORING BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP!
Demon!Patton: WANT SNACK.