TDS, February 11, 2015
Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools
Annndddd there it is.

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TDS, February 11, 2015
Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools
Annndddd there it is.
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The stories of women in my family who were forced into lives they didnāt want and didnāt utilize their passions breaks my heart. My grandma wanted to be a journalist and write about the injustices she saw inflicted on disabled ppl while she was volunteering at a state run institution as a teen. Her father decided that she was ātoo fat and stupidā for college and forced her to get married at 17 or else heād make her homeless. As a kid she told me that she wished people believed that she had meaningful opinions on events around her. One of my great grandmothers wanted to be an artist but was pressured into marrying a man who beat her. She stayed up late each night when her children were in bed writing poetry and pasting it over elaborate collages she mad herself. We still have stacks of these notebooks she created but was never allowed to do anything with. My mother wanted to be an operatic singer and was considered a musical prodigy in her town because she taught herself three seperate instruments by 13. When she was 18 she met my then 30 year old father who emotionally manipulated her into giving up her dreams to start a family with him. As a kid I would hear her up at night playing the violin or doing vocal exercises until she became too depressed to practice anymore. Like idk yāall thereās a quiet type of violence in the way womenās talents are devalued and brushed aside in favor of bullying them into ātraditionalā roles that ultimately donāt fulfill what they wanted for their lives. Weāve lost so much art, music, writing, science, and happiness to misogyny.
This is great thank you
i hope donkey kong becomes known as the ultimate trans ally for eternity now
donkey kong said trans rights !
hmm donāt know how to address this but i looked it up and apparently Richard Phillips, the 72-year-old black man recently released from prison after serving 45 years for murder he didnāt commit, is being forced to sell his art, rather than willingly selling it, since the justice system is refusing to pay him anything. thereās a post going around saying heās showcasing his art and we should support him by purchasing it, but i think itās an important distinction that he doesnāt want to part from the art that he made in prison. parting permanently from art youāve made can be difficult, and considering the emotional value of the art he made in order to cope with his situation, itās cruel to take it away from him rather than to just donate money. also thereās like this weird fetishization of hisĀ āprison artā in the media that is frankly disgusting, like ogling his pain and suffering and making it into some sort of spectacle. i scoured twitter for a donation page but i couldnāt find anything yet
update: i emailed his lawyer and found the official gofundmeĀ for him if you guys can spare anything
anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason
there was also the chocolate factory commerical
My whole body just experienced deja vuĀ
Accurate post is accurate.
Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesnāt melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone
For those in retail.
I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.
So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an āx-mediumā. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no āx-mediumā. But she insisted, so I went and found her an āx-mediumā (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, āTHIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!ā
Iām a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for aĀ dietĀ waterĀ and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water). Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said āNO this oneās fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.ā I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you canāt UNCOOK a steak.
When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me ānow i want my new croissantā she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells āmaāam let me just tell you what weāre all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.ā I couldnāt stop laughing and she drove away in anger.
Most of the people like in the stories above know that theyāre being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough theyāll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.
That last bit of commentary though.
Youād think that but I had once had to explain to a woman that I couldnāt ācut her hair longer.ā Some people are actually just stupid.
im in tears i can fucking FEEL elmoās thoughtsĀ
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Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption āRedededemptionā and also insists that thatās the name of the main character
her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be
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A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this
Okay y'know what Iām gonna soapbox for a hot minute
When I was in high school, a man who Iād thought was the parent of a school friend followed me out to the grocery store parking lot greenhouse where I worked. It was dark, and late, and it was me, alone, in a chain link enclosure with one exit and a register full of cash. He called me up to the fence and asked if I wanted to get dinner, or go dancing. I was scared and shaking and told him no several times, and he only left when I falsely said I had a boyfriend. I was very aware that if he were to come over the fence, or just wait at the exit until I eventually had to leave, I could do nothing about it.
When my hair was very short, a hairdresser sent me to the barberās side of the store so they could get the back of my head with clippers. The barber followed me out to my car to ask me out afterwards. I was very aware that we were the only people in the parking lot when it happened, and that the lot itself was tucked behind the building with no clear visibility to the road.
Today, a man Iāve met once made it very clear he knows where I live, and used that knowledge to express a romantic interest. If he ever decides that heās unhappy with how I responded, he knows where I live. He knows what my car looks like. It is impossibly easy for him to determine when Iām home alone, and now I have to live with that knowledge.
Every woman I know has at least one story like this. My roommate had to be escorted to her car every night when she was a waitress, in case some man was waiting for her or a coworkerās shift to end.
If the person you want to ask out cannot physically run away from you when you are asking, YOU CANNOT ASK THEM OUT. You cannot ask someone out if they are at work. You cannot ask someone out if youāve followed them to a remote/unoccupied/enclosed area. You cannot GO TO SOMEONEāS HOME UNINVITED to ask them out. You are not being romantic. You are not ātaking initiativeā. You are terrifying the person you want to woo. If they say yes, it is not because they want to, it is because they are terrified of what might happen if they say no.
Iām so tired of being terrified by men who think theyāre being romantic.
āEvery womanā you say. Do you personally know every woman in the world? Donāt presume to speak for others, and donāt make this a gendered issue either.
Actually every woman in the world is in one big group chat and theyāre all telling you to fuck off
THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!
Itās worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).
BONUS:
Bonus #2
Of course I had to show the best part:
So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines donāt go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????
Itās witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????
What the fuck??????
Spill it! Lolā¦.Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9ā¦.ššš
Its called the T4 push, but I literally canāt find the info online????? I guess Iām not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.
Itās best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if youāre alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)
Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one thatās most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.
Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.
If you donāt have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.
As someone who wrote a 10k wordĀ paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)
Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good
This post was sent by literal angels??? Iāve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now itās gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?
As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.
This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. Itāll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. Thatāll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and thatāll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.
Donāt forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. Itāll feel weird, but itāll help with jaw pain. Itāll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.
And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!
As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!
Literally no excuse ^^^
Y'all really gotta stop throwing ya boyfriendās video game systems in pools and cuttin up they shoes and lighting they clothes on fire just because you mad or you want his attention bc if he responded by throwing them $100 eyeshadow palettes in the pool or cuttin up a brand new lace wig you gon be pissed as hell, as you should be. Itās not cute, itās abusive. And you need to fuckin stop
Say it louder for the parents who think itās okay to destroy their kids stuff as retaliation for disrespect
DONāT BREAK OTHER PEOPLEāS SHIT
What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didnāt realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
āDude, you havenāt gone outside in a while.ā āYeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.ā
āAre you still up?ā āYeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.ā
āDude, Iām seriously craving something right now.ā āLike what?ā āI dunno. Pizza rolls?ā
āWhy is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?ā āUm, itās calledĀ ābeing politeāā¦?ā
āI tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think Iām allergic, but all Iām getting on Google is vampire bullshit.ā
āDude can a mirror like⦠stop working or something?ā
āDude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?ā āā¦Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.ā
āDude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when Iām around? It really bugs me for some reason.ā
āHave you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.ā
āI want to sleep in a coffinā¦ya kno, for like⦠aestheticā
āWhatās with your thing about necks lately?ā
āMUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOMEā
āI looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.ā
This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.