Demurrer Darling

Real life lawyer. Some personal, mostly not. Larceny is the most sincere form of flattery.

[pusheen]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[thememedaddy]

[mint-swirl]

im in the business of fishery let’s take it from the dock

[mint-swirl]

she’s got a body like a largemouth bass it’s swimming like a cod

[pusheen]

[sparklejamesysparkle]

A rare portrait of Hedy Lamarr when she was starting out as a young actress in Austria, 1933.

[rylandsgrace]

The Devil Wears Prada (2006) dir. David Frankel

[local-gun-witch]

[oneoftheemilies]

this is just the mandalorian

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

[cyberxbattalion]

[memesandmylife]

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[batou]

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

[themadcapmathematician]

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

[sacred-portal]

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

Me trying to find a way into the circle

[thememedaddy]

[cav-core]

"How can platonic BDSM be a thing". It's whatever Sam Reich is doing to his friends on Game Changer actually.

[voltaspistol]

[thememedaddy]