cringe corp

clownery and foolishness  

[cringecorp]

i'm not too proud to admit it. i have behaved unwisely and gotten myself stuck in the playground equipment again.

[cringecorp]

the sun is setting and it's getting dark. i fear the coyotes will seize upon this opportunity to even the score

[cringecorp]

i'm not too proud to admit it. i have behaved unwisely and gotten myself stuck in the playground equipment again.

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[cringecorp]

most people are like genies in that if you go up and start vigorously rubbing their belongings they ask you what you want

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[cringecorp]

when you see another lgbt+ person in public but you don't think they'll be able to tell from looking at you so you try to psychically beam the information into their brain

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[cringecorp]

why is every song about love and heartbreak. there should be more songs about how a bath full of mashed potatoes would feel good maybe

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[mrsterlingeverything]

I will do anything to be free

[longnuts]

Even escape?

[mrsterlingeverything]

I dont know. Can i do that

[cringecorp]

home owners association is pissed about the obelisk. said it's "unsightly" and "looming" and "casting a strange aura of despair over the neighborhood." but randy's ugly ass shrubs are fine i guess

[sitstaystoned]

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[tpwrtrmnky]

Idk what kind of sleep marathons you're all having in the notes but when I sleep for 12+ hours I feel like shit afterwards.

[tpwrtrmnky]

it's been months and I'm still baffled by how this one-sentence post keeps getting so many responses that go "this exists except without the last part of the sentence"

[mapswithoutwyoming]

there should be a tumblr without piss poor reading comprehension

[tpwrtrmnky]

we already have that except with piss poor reading comprehension, which i assume is like an extraneous detail rather than a major part of the point you're making

[cringecorp]

you know what they say. if you try to please everyone, then everyone will like you soooooooooo much

[cringecorp]

[cringecorp]

fire works? uh yeah, i sure hope it doesn't

[64mpg]

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

[cringecorp]