Go away

danielle 18 filipina and yes i love pizza and ice cream and balloons and syringe and salmon roses

[and-my-dreams-blog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[babygoatsandfriends]

[jasminedarling]

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

[the-omega-jojo]

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

[shesaware]

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

[burgertwink-blog]

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

[hipster-trichster]

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

[gosh]

[husssel]

[boxingclever-blog]

[sandandglass]

[crimnatic]

[vanishingsoulles]

[dengderengdeng]

me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees

me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

[iraffiruse]

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

[shadowcat]

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

[shadowcat]

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

[eatpussypraylove]

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

[espressobean]

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

[miraclethemster]

DID HE SURVIVE

[juuliaroberts]

[aureat]

I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.