TARDIS Traveller

Giving you updates straight from the vortex! Asks will be answered when I'm not running for my life

[denise-from-philly]

Hello Tumblr!

Guess who just found out the TARDIS has an entire computer lab? I figured I’d share little Doctor updates when I can. Feel free to ask about what life is like here!

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asks will be answered eventually, mod has a busy life

[never-been-ginger]

i've figured you out

you're not a companion or some kind of mentor

you're a pet

-@denise-from-philly

quite a bold statement don’t you think- given that you know nothing about me because if you did…well…

that’s the last thing you would have said.

plus if timelords were pets we would be like parrots- you’d have to put us in your silly little post mortum to do list.

anyway who are you? And don’t take it personally but I doubt we’re going to get on. Just. Based off of first impressions.

[denise-from-philly]

you’re very odd. You look like my Doctor (still not used to saying it like that) but you’ve clearly never met me

I can tell you right now we get along great

[never-been-ginger]

Right. But you still haven’t told me who you are- in general and to me.

You said I look like a Doctor you know. How is that possible??

[denise-from-philly]

oh right. I’m Denise.

as for how you look like my Doctor, I have no idea

you’re a very confusing individual. And you- other version of you? Or is this the same version? Either way you’re terrible at explaining things

[never-been-ginger]

i've figured you out

you're not a companion or some kind of mentor

you're a pet

-@denise-from-philly

quite a bold statement don’t you think- given that you know nothing about me because if you did…well…

that’s the last thing you would have said.

plus if timelords were pets we would be like parrots- you’d have to put us in your silly little post mortum to do list.

anyway who are you? And don’t take it personally but I doubt we’re going to get on. Just. Based off of first impressions.

[denise-from-philly]

you’re very odd. You look like my Doctor (still not used to saying it like that) but you’ve clearly never met me

I can tell you right now we get along great

[amyypondd]

I don’t know how it’s possible for someone to tell the exact year we are in just by the dirt, but the Doctor has done it far too many times.

Please stop eating the dirt, there’s a newspaper with the date right there. You don’t have to eat the dirt, look.

[the-infinite-doctor-who]

But the flavor :(

[amyypondd]

ITS DIRT???

[denise-from-philly]

Doctor you are not a toddler (I hope)

stop eating dirt!

[denise-from-philly]

…. If you’ve been looking for some sort of sign. This is it. Bad Wolf.

- 🌹

uhhh. who are you?

what are you talking about?

[denise-from-philly]

I think the Doctor is drunk?

he’s acting much weirder than normal? How the fuck has this happened!?

I don’t want to be in charge of a drunk alien

[denise-from-philly]

my fucking ginger snaps are gone

Doc ate my fucking period snacks!

[denise-from-philly]

Doc gave me a milkshake, I think he feels bad about almost giving me heat exhaustion

[denise-from-philly]

im staying in this damn bed for a week

[donna-nob1e]

You’d think that when the doctor says “hey Donna, I know the most PERFECT beach we could go to!” We’d, I don’t know, actually end up on the bloody beach??? Now I’m knee deep in snow on a planet I can’t even pronounce in my bathing suit. 🤨

[denise-from-philly]

don’t I know it

he told me to “dress for wet weather” and now we’re in the middle of a desert!

[donna-nob1e]

Sounds about right 🙄

[donna-nob1e]

You’d think that when the doctor says “hey Donna, I know the most PERFECT beach we could go to!” We’d, I don’t know, actually end up on the bloody beach??? Now I’m knee deep in snow on a planet I can’t even pronounce in my bathing suit. 🤨

[denise-from-philly]

don’t I know it

he told me to “dress for wet weather” and now we’re in the middle of a desert!

[denise-from-philly]

If you dont mind, wich one of me do you travel with?

-The Doctor

there’s more of you?!

[denise-from-philly]

apparently the Doctor has been watching me sleep for three hours!

scared the crap out of me when I woke up. Does this man even sleep? Do aliens sleep?

[denise-from-philly]

the kitchen is full of custard

Seriously, there is no other food, only custard