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she/ver me do shit

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hey mista white…

im pregnant

What Do You Mean You Are… Pregnant. Jessie! Where. Are You Going. To Give Birth!?

i dunno, BITCH!!!!! probably like, a home birth? jane (NOT DEEAD) said she was like, training to be a midwife a couple years back?

Jessie, Listen To Me. You Have. To Stop Smoking. Meth.

what?? why?? :(

Methamphetamine Is Bad For The Baby. Sure, Our Meth May Be 91% Pure, With Less Of The Toxic Crap Of Chilli Powder and Spices The Others Use, But It Somply Is Harmful. ForTheBaby.

alright, i get it! you don’t gotta keep shoouting at me!!!

Good. I Will Take Over Production Of The Meth For The Time Being. I’ll Tell Gus The Situation. I *Hope* He’ll Be. Understanding. Let Me Know If You Need Anything Else. As You Know, I’ve Already Raised Two Children, And I Will Do Everything I Can To Help You With Yours.

alright. thanks, man… really…

*sighs* Of Course. We’re Partners. 50/50 Partners. This Is What Partners Do.

i love you… dad…

I Love You Too, Jessie.

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if I are standing ten (10) feet away from you you can be my friend please

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Painting your miis faces is all fun and games until they have a severe rash caused by using not skin safe paint you dumb fuck

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What if the earth is like yoke at center of egg and what if something grow and earth turns into a bird and we just live on a bird now then it hat ch es out of the universe (she’ll) and we’re just little mites on a timeless bird woah

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if you or a loved one resemble a hot tamale (red cylinder and spicy) please let me know i need you

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I love stain he is my favorite he can do all those kicks n shit spinning on he head. when i tried to did that as a baby i would just throw up and "stain" the livign room carpet haha

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I think that if we named every new baby Nanao we could solve at least half of the population aging problem

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Noo don’t end your chud life :(

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I HATE the jigsaw metro cops ooo those fuckers make me mad Gordon VALUES HES LIFE he is trying to SAVE DR COMER he would not do that if he was bad Jigsaw Kramer would be so upset if he were still alive to see this

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Idea of what if jaaws had shrek instead of shark it could take place in ocean if it werse a swamp

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kingdom hearts II sequel kingdom hearts IIi sequel to kingdom hearts 2.8 kingdom hearts sequel to dark road kingdom gartsw

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they took pretzels away from us. the wok left

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sliding in my sled right after a snow

hey that bump is shaped like a stone

F L Y

I now in the sky

I think I’ll land atop a tree branch

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I want to watch your pelvis break in half

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had an egg occurrence today was really scared I need someone to give me a whisk