[filmgifs]

Yeah, fine, release me, just say it! Just fucking say it!

Hereditary (2018) dir. Ari Aster

[coolhotdad]

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

[lou-stat]

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[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

[draculasdaughter]

Vincent Price ( May 27, 1911 - ∞)

“I sometimes feel that I’m impersonating the dark unconscious of the whole human race. I know this sounds sick, but I love it.”

[nightlock]

[waller-bridge]

[shesnake]

The Favourite (2018) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

[bienenkiste]

Undercover Fall/Winter 2019

[mikaeled]

You can’t speak. You can’t move. But this opens you up to the influence, and it breaks down your defenses. Trust me, alright? You’re gonna love it. Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster

[wewwo-deactivated20190227]

[evilrashida]

Cindy Sherman photographed by Inez & Vinoodh for The Gentlewoman’s Spring & Summer 2019 issue. Styled by @thesydneyrosethomashair by @rutgerhair make up by @ryburk.

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[reckless-tunes]

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“And if you don’t love me now You will never love me again I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain”

[weirddyke]

i can’t speak

[madeline-kahn]

Dancing in Film:

The Favourite (2018) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

Choreography by Constanza Macras

[fitzchocos-moved]

“Ah, the mail is here.”

[sumfiend]