Nii-chan i don't want to take a bath

[NieR: Automata fan blog] | mostly focusing on Adam and Eve | Shitposts and comics | not spoiler free | [glory to machine lifeforms (•v•)💦]

[mhtyr]

"sorry English is not my first language" I say. As if I make any sense in my first language

[everythingfox]

“She loves to PLAY with (not eat) cherries 🍒”

(Source)

[stele3]

Unrestrained summer fun.

[ghostbri]

havent really stopped thinking about this unique dialogue you get with abdirak if you talk to him as astarion

*not unique to astarion after all but still makes me sad :’)

[dependent-duckling]

yoo aparently i false reblogged few posts into this blog dkdjsk

sorry guys but i dont maintain this page anymore :(

might delete or repurpose it idk, i hav hard times to manage multiple blogs..

if yall wanna check out my main @indomie-nerevar aigt cya

[slthis]

i had a weird idea of vicente getting dusty because he just sits and reads mail 24/7

[dependent-duckling]

m..my heart..

[tadcoopers-throneroom]

The dragonborn and Gianna preparing the emperor some soup

[dependent-duckling]

Weight of the world (Eng): 2B my girl felt like she have to take the burden of the world by herself 😭

 Weight of the world / Kowareta sekai no uta (Jp): Yes my boy 9S the world is broken despite all of that you just want to be with her 😭

 Weight of the world (Chaos/Nouveau): idk what are you pointing, A2. but i'm sure that is important.

[dependent-duckling]

"Brother said it's my turn on god box"

—Eve, after learning a 38928 years old dead meme

[dependent-duckling]

adam memes

[dependent-duckling]

AU (?) where eve finally convinced adam to live peacefully together, and they ended up joining the machines in the forest village. Because pascal adopts everyone, ofc :^)

Eve really proud of his little shack he built out of debris but adam wanted an aestethic mansion. The children are attached to eve because he likes to accompany them to play, and they together like to bully adam a little bit.

Eve and little sister are both clueless of how babies are made. Eve said that his brother is smart, so they go ask adam. Adam is lowkey just as clueless as they are. But he tried his best to look smart so he think so hard until he almost burn his circuit

Adam is really fascinated towards jean paul and his philosophy things. they are also highkey assholes lmao

headcannon: adam is amused with the machine’s humanly behaviour (also became a fashion guru), and pascal treats eve as one of the village children :^)

[dependent-duckling]

(incorrect)Adam, Eve, and N2 [Route A/B]

(part 1)

—obviously, spoiler warning

 Adam: pSsT N2, since eve doesnt have any interest towards human,, i wAnt to diScuss human stuff with u!!!1

 N2: what crazy scheme are u planning adam, i dont trust that smirk of yours

 Adam: iMmA make that 2B android ladY angery!! iMma kidnap his little broTher

 N2: are they related tho

 Adam: well they look similar idk,, why did they care for each other so much anyways if they are not siblings,, i mean,, look at eve?? aNywAys,,

 *whispers*

 i a m

p l a n n i n g t o

t r y d e a t h

 N2: the fuck adam

 Adam: doNt tell eVe!1!

 N2: idk adam, do ur shit im not responsible ok

 *N2 silently backs up adams data*

  ~a few hours later~

  N2: ...whoOps. he disconected.

[dependent-duckling]

godamnit eve, please put on some pants. — sincerly, adam.