im gay

lol

[capacity]

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

[alienpapacy]

friendly reminder use your turn signal

[shakenawake-deactivated20161107]

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

[alienpapacy]

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

[bopeep]

[cumnog]

my grandma has a dog like this….

[123dayzup]

Ya grandma a hoe

[airframeextender]

im not paying three dollars for this theres no capri sun and they didnt spell salammy right

[nightlifemingus]

when you inform Mother that you would like to eat lunchables just as the other schoolchildren do at luncheon

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

i need to lay down forever

[foodchewer]

[everythingfox]

[locustsummer-deactivated2026070]

the dirty dog

[hoovse]

This dog is dissolving and all you can do is call him dirty

[justfvckintyler-deactivated2023]

i wanted to feel loved without feeling like i was begging for it

[muvliw]

LEE HOJUNG as YOON SOL in NEVERTHELESS, Ep.1

[anxietyproblem]

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

[timbllr]

[onlytwitterpics]

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

i’m really bored with my first name 

[75orchids]

your name is now crab78

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[thursday]

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

[computersloth-blog]

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days